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Tyra_Nid



Joined: Mar 17, 2009

Post   Posted: Nov 27, 2015 - 00:26 Reply with quote Back to top

Pyates16 wrote:
Just over the cas count againest
I don't care about losing
Just sick of fouling players getting getting all f***ed
Finally start to build a team where there's no loners and it all just turns to shit


Wood Elves deserve everything they get, imo.

(Bloody unstoppable WDs always blitzing my skinks)
Pyates16



Joined: Dec 23, 2014

Post   Posted: Nov 27, 2015 - 00:40 Reply with quote Back to top

Blitz dodge foul new game plan the ball


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Semitence



Joined: May 18, 2013

Post   Posted: Nov 27, 2015 - 00:56 Reply with quote Back to top

Welcome to the Dark Side.

It's more fun over here.
Tomay



Joined: Apr 26, 2008

Post   Posted: Nov 27, 2015 - 02:25 Reply with quote Back to top

In the past, Wood Elf teams were successful even without the loners. I remember OldBugman saying that if a woodelf team shows up with 11 players they are hard to beat (LRB4). Wood Elves have it really good these days, there's no sense in complaining about casualties suffered if you play with them though - thats their nature. It is also an important balancing mechanism to blood bowl.

What you should do if you want to be good with them and preserve your players at the same time is to watch replays of good Wood Elf coaches. Erikekers was the best but also Kryten, purplegoo and Azure spring to mind. Watch how they avoid tacklezones, screen off their star players, be patient in attacking the ball and stall out as much as possible on offense.

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Relezite



Joined: May 21, 2007

Post   Posted: Nov 27, 2015 - 02:30 Reply with quote Back to top

Tips from a pro elfer:

1) Roll a lot of stats

2) Whine a lot during the first half of the game

3) Get really lucky once

4) Win
Pyates16



Joined: Dec 23, 2014

Post   Posted: Nov 27, 2015 - 03:02 Reply with quote Back to top

Last thing I'm gonna say on the matter
But you just make it sound so so easy
I'm not gonna say that I haven't done my fair share of dicings but when you get more than you give its kinda hard not to become displeased with it all, getting kicked while your up and then getting killed while your down just makes you wanna be the type of coach who isn't there to play the game, it turns you into the kinda coach who is just plan and simply over it
Relezite



Joined: May 21, 2007

Post   Posted: Nov 27, 2015 - 03:39 Reply with quote Back to top

Taking a very VERY impartial view of statistical variance is the main element in a happy and strong BB coach.

I do mean VERY. Like way beyond what you are thinking when you think 'yea I know about odds but it ALWAYS happens to me.' Not impartial enough for the 1000s of dice rolled in this league.
Tomay



Joined: Apr 26, 2008

Post   Posted: Nov 27, 2015 - 03:50 Reply with quote Back to top

Pyates16 wrote:
Last thing I'm gonna say on the matter
But you just make it sound so so easy


It isn't. I can't do it like those guys can which is why I never really play elves. As relezite said, you have to be super impartial and critical on yourself. Also, you cant let guys leaving the pitch make you panic.

Elves is basically 13 turns of pain and 3 turns of BS.

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jevouse



Joined: Sep 12, 2014

Post   Posted: Nov 27, 2015 - 04:07 Reply with quote Back to top

all BS all the time.

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Semitence



Joined: May 18, 2013

Post   Posted: Nov 27, 2015 - 04:09 Reply with quote Back to top

It's the same playing against them. A turn of BS and the game is gone.

I've been on both sides of the fence with the Darkstars and now the Fun Police.
tussock



Joined: May 29, 2011

Post   Posted: Nov 27, 2015 - 04:42 Reply with quote Back to top

It's harsh this game, Pyates, but they are all born to die on the field.

https://fumbbl.com/p/team?op=pastplayers&team_id=30941

Check out some of those beauties, every game they survive, every apo roll that saves them, it's just one closer to the game that kills 'em for real, usually in a big cluster of casualties that finally made it impossible to spend the rookie's lives defending them.

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Toonie



Joined: Jun 03, 2004

Post   Posted: Nov 27, 2015 - 09:52 Reply with quote Back to top

As a wise man once said, "fouling is bad for your elf"

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ramchop



Joined: Oct 12, 2013

Post   Posted: Nov 29, 2015 - 09:38
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Team Challenge

HEROES finish off FOUL to top the table.

Two matches remain. If ALIEN beat DIBBL Invaders they'll join HEROES at the top and it'll come down to Win%

And at the other end of the table FOUL vs DIBBL for the spoon.
suttbutt



Joined: Mar 16, 2015

Post   Posted: Nov 29, 2015 - 09:49 Reply with quote Back to top

Can't wait to join in on the Wastepac

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Tomay



Joined: Apr 26, 2008

Post   Posted: Nov 29, 2015 - 10:07 Reply with quote Back to top

In breaking news, I could for the first time in my SWL career be demoted to Regionals. That's like Elvis being still alive and playing a gig at the Uni Bar in Armidale type of event.

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