PainState
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Lavino Fighting Hellfishes and the Blood Sea Buccaneers Charity auction for FUMBBL.
In celebration of the Buccaneers taking over the #1 spot for most game played for humanity. The Hellfishes and Buccaneers have set up a chairty auction for the fans of FUMBBL to show their appreciation. Next week the Hellfishes and Buccaneers will cap off the event and lock horns on the grid iron in an epic throw down of Blood, Glory and Pride. Not to mention two really really old teams squaring off.
The charity auction will be in two parts. The first part will be a true auction to the highest bidder. The second part is a donation for a piece of Hellfish and Buccaneer history. All money goes to FUMBBL to support this most worthy site. There is also some free T-shirts available to any coach who cannot "pony" up any money but still wants to show his FUMBBL pride.
All money raised goes to FUMBBL. So if you win the auction you need to make a donation of the winning amount to FUMBBL. The team items, you pay atleast the minimum auction price (you can donate more if you so desire), send your donation to FUMBBL and then post in the thread that the item is purchased and it will be noted.
This is for charity. So no one is required to buy anything. But if you do buy somthing it is expected that you make a donation.
This is Jan and Myself trying to give something back to this great sight and all the great times we have had around here. I hope you can help us out and give a donation to FUMBBL to keep this sight up and running and help out Christer.
OFF WE GO!
The first auction items are open bidding. Highest bidder will get one of these items. There are two items to bid on.
If you want to bid for one of the custom teams, just place your bid in this thread and Murker and I will keep track of the highest bidder.
the Murker has come up with two custom teams. It comes with team logo, custom pics for your players and Fluff support from PainState and Murker. So you are getting a team allready set up with logos and fluff and cool pics.
For the fans of the Hellfishes we have this
Buccaneer fans we have this
Both Custom teams are up for auction. Once again they come with the Logo, Custom Player Pics and Fluff support from myself and Murker. We will have the first 8 custom player pics up shortly.
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Team Items up for auction
Jan and myself emptied out our teams locker rooms, trophy halls, bathrooms and offices looking for items that fans would want to have.
Each of these items have a $5 minimum value, you can donate more than $5 if you desire for these items. These items are not auction style. If you want to have one or more of these collectable items just post in this thread which item(s) you have purchased and we will note in this post that the item has been purchased.
Blood Sea Buccaneers Team items up for sale
1) Game day jersey of the greatest Ogre ever in the history of FUMBBL. Krikack Bone Tooth. Nuff said about this one. Still has the blood and guts on the jerysey and a grass stain on the back numbers. Authentic and still smells rosey.
2) All day with Krikack part Duex. Want to live the life of a Blood Bowler Legend? Well purchase a complete day hanging out with Krikack part Duex. Hang out with the Ogre legend as he takes you and 2 quests to all the nightclub spots in Altdorf. During the day he will take you to the Altdorf Zoo and let you hang out at his crib. For the fan who likes the ultimate in your face expeience...You need to buy this.
3) Heard the saying "You aint good enough to wear that guys jock"? Well now you can BUY the jock!! Get the jock strap of H "My Body is an Army" Walker. The Legendary and #1 top player for humanity of all time. Now you can go to the game or office wearing the jock of the greatest player ever and say with confidence..."Oh yeah Iam good enough to wear the jock strap". It will give you so much confidence that it will ooze from your pores.
4) This is a must have for any Buc fan. The game day boots of the Legend E "the Forcer" Smith. These are the boots that Smith wore the day he was incinerated by a irrestiable force fireball. Burned, dry blood and the mud is still on the cleats. This is the real deal fans. Great for the mantle, dangle the shoes from the TV whille you watch the game or go ahead and put them on and run around the backyard in them.
5) Game day catching gloves of the Legendary T "Game Breaker" Owens. These catchers mitts still have gobs of "catch um" slime all over them. Grass stains, blood and they smell awful. But these gloves have picked up and catched numerous game winning TD's. This is a great item for that fan who plays pick up matches of Blood Bowl. Get this pair, put them on and run rough shod over your J-man competition. You will be making catches that make them stare in awe at your skills.
6) So you like to play dirty huh? Well pick up the spiked DP boots of the Bucs legendary fouller Boz. Does not matter what incarnation of Boz it is. The Boz is the Boz. He has taken down lowley rookies to mighty legends with these boots. Blood stains and grass stains. A tooth is still lodged in the nose of the boot and brain matter is splattered all over its heels. There is still small pieces of skaven fur traped in the straps. This is the perfect item for the fan who likes it low down and dirty.
7) This item will make any fan of the Bucs drool in anticipation. A 5 disc DVD/ Blueray set of every match between the Hellbound Charioteers and the Blood Sea Buccaneers. Relive the live broadcasts of every match. Behind the scenes interviews and player bios. Interviews with the coaches and players after each match as scene on Cabalvision after the match. Special commentary from the legendary broadcaster Howard Koszel himself. As a special bonus, behind the scenes footage of each locker room after the match. Watch the players celebrate the wins and destroy the locker room in frustration after a close loss. You will feel like you were in the room experiencing it first hand. This is a must have for any fan of Blood Bowl. Purchased by PainState
8} A collectors set that you will need badly. The spiked gauntlets and spiked shoulder pads of the Legendary B "Clothes Line" James. These are the gauntlets and shoulder pads of the blitzer legend himself. Used in numerous games, these gauntlets have taken down some of FUMBBL'S greatest players. Crushed noses, dislodged teeth and riped off a ear or two. The shoulder pads are dented, muddy and the paint is chipped off. Someone sees you in these things and they know you are one serious dude. In fact it will make you want to scream "COME AT ME BRO". Warning: Do not wear these whille watching the game though. The gauntlets will spill the queso bowl when you try to dip your chip into it and the shoulder pads are so wide that you lady friend will not be able to snuggle up next to you whille you watch the match, she will get a metal shoulder guard in the face instead, not a smart move bro.
9) For the fan who wants to get a glimpse at the "inside" of how the coaches run the team this is for you. Coach Hicksey's personeal game plans and practice notes of the Bucs first 300 games. Now you might wonder why would the Bucs release these. Give their opponeets an edge. Well the plans stink and the notes are of players who are retired or dead. So no big deal. Coach was going to burn them. Mumbling about getting rid of the past. But they were saved from the bon fire and now you can own them. Great insight into the mind of the coach. Insight on how Blood Bowl is viewed from the bench. Also as a bonus if you are planning on coaching the local pee wee Blood Bowl team these game plans will be great. They might of stunk at the pro level but in pee wee you will dominate your league. Purchased by Scramanga
10) For the collector of photos this is a must. The Game Day pictures of every single match the Bucs have ever played. It is a massive tomb of over 900 pages of photos of the team before every match. In game action photos and photos of some of the Bucs most glorious RIP shots, in full detail, very gruesome but will get your Blood Bowl juices flowing. Also as a bonus you get lithograph framed photos of the Bucs legendary players. Signed and only 50 copies of these lithographs have been made. So highly collectable, great for hanging in the work office or in the den of your home.
11) So you dont have the crowns to get one of the above collectable items? No problem the Buccaneers never let a fan leave with out some kind of fan gear. Over here in this box is an unlimited quanity of Blood Sea Buccaneer fan for life game day jersyes. Low quality, made in some slave labor camp in Cathay and dirt cheap. But will get you geared up for the next Bucs match. Sport the crimson and gold of the Bucs in style. For a small fee we can put a number and name of any player on the back.
Lavino Fighting Hellfishes Team items up for sale
1) The last pigskin tossed by Alessandro "Poder" Mattioli, the greatest of the Hellfishes throwers and long-time holder of the "Best human thrower of all-times" title. The pigskin has been coated in gold and comes hand-signed by Alessandro himself (the writing on the ball is actually dry Orc blood).
2) The first spiked boot to ever land a killing blow for the Hellfishes. During the early ages, the Hellfishes were particularly shy on the fouling business... then one day they embraced the violence and never looked back. The boot has been held like a relic in the Hellfishes trophy stand for years now, and is a must have for the dedicated fan!
3) An old Norse banner, coming back from the very first game ever played by the Hellfishes. The banner is the most precious war trophy for the team and always had its place beside the fireplace in the Headquarters tavern. It is an artifact from the old times, and probably the most precious of all the team's spoils of war.
4) A colossal barrel of Springfield Special Ale, graciously offered by the Springfield Brewing Company, official sponsor of the Hellfishes. The sheer size and the alcohol-by-volume rate are guaranteed to make even the strongest dwarf faint. Doubles as "apocalyptic emergency explosive device" in case of need. Just add a small spark. You never know.
5) Original spiked shoulder pads of Daniele "Bubba" Comel, the most talented Hellfish to ever set foot on the Blood Bowl pitch. Gifted with the strenght of a Bull Centaur and the grace of a wardancer, Bubba blitzed his way to the endzone countless times using these top-of-the-line shoulder pads. Buy them and copy their unique design for your team!
6) A vial containing a sample of blood from all the victims that fell against the Hellfishes on the pitch. It is said that such a mix is incredibly unstable and contagious. The high amount of chaos-tainted blood, nurgle poisons, and skaven plague makes it the ideal anonymous gift for the opposing star players. Just slap a "+Str potion" label on it and deliver! Purchased by PainState
7) The mummified corpse of Claudio "Clazzo" Cammarano, the first Hellfish to ever meet an untimely death on the pitch. The valorous lineman got sucked dry by a Vampire and his body was later recovered and preserved by the team's apothecary. Entombed in a precious glass coffin decorated with the team logo, Claudio stands as the highest symbol of Hellfishes' dedication, courage, and will to stand against all the monstrosities of the Old World.
8} The first contract signed by Griff Oberwald with the Hellfishes. This gift counts as a triple prize, as the document carries the signatures of Roberto "Rozzo" Fazio, team captain of the Hellfishes, of Griff Oberwald the legend, and of Jan Mattys, Owner of the team.
9) Are you looking for the best Hellfish gift for your Lady? Simply want to look cool? Then you can't miss the chance to get your hands on Damiano "Krajaz" Krajewski orcish teeth collar! Entirely both hand-extracted and hand-made, this original piece of jewellery is the best way to tell the greenskins that humans see their green asses as furniture or clothing, at best.
10) Get a full set of the Hellfishes medals, from the omnipresent Purple Heart to the extremely rare Medal of Honor. Relive the glory days of the team with these perfect replicas of the symbols that made the Hellfish squad famous everywhere. Coming with wooden medal stand, this complete set is the last one available made from the original Lavino Hellfishes metal stamp.
11) So you dont have the crowns to get one of the above collectable items? No problem the Hellfishes never let a fan leave with out some kind of fan gear. Over here in this box is an unlimited quantity of Lavino Fighting Hellfishes fan for life game day jersyes. Low quality, made in some slave labor camp in Cathay and dirt cheap. But will get you geared up for the next Hellfishes revival show. Sport the orange and white of the Fishes in style. For a small fee we can put a number and name of any player on the back.
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The Game day jerseys have unlimited quantity and are free for any coach who wants one. Just post in this thread that you are sporting your new Game day jersey.
Jan and Myself would like to thank all of you before hand for supporting this sight and our teams. We both have had great times on this sight and will continue to do so. Thanks for your donations to FUMBBL and we will see you on the pitch.
Date and Time for the actual match has not been set yet. Probally Tues/Wed will be the date for the match.
Also the two coaches who purchase the auctuion custom teams. It would be fun if you could take part of the match also. Your first match with your new teams is against each other right before the Bucs and Hellfishes play. |
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JanMattys
Joined: Feb 29, 2004
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Apr 26, 2012 - 16:51 |
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THE HELLFISHES SUPPORT THIS THREAD
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The_Murker
Joined: Jan 30, 2011
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Apr 26, 2012 - 17:12 |
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"Red Rexy Royal Rumble!" Excuse the R's. The cheerleading squads of both the Bucs and the Hellfish have been around so long that they know more about Blood Bowl than any orc team in the Old World. And with all of the publicity surrounding the upcoming clash between the two legendary human teams, the ladies are deciding to go pro to capitolize on the fan fare. These amazon teams are intended to start their careers against each other, right before the game where the old titans clash. These amazon princesses are hot, nasty and, uh, VIOLENT! All they need is a willing coach who has the guts for some chick on chick action in front of all the spectators showing up for the PainState vs. JanMatty's match. Place your bid here, win the auction, create the Ranked team, and enjoy the ready made fluff, logo, and player pics. Stay tuned for the date and time of the match up.
Bring on the babes. Here they are.
*** YOU DECIDE WHO THE BLITZERS, THROWERS, CATCHERS AND LINE WOMEN ARE ***
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PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Apr 26, 2012 - 19:57 |
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Well I think the Buccaneers need a new introduction on their team list.
"If you are looking for an old team you need to follow the Lavino Fighting Hellfishes, If you are looking for Legends you need to follow the Men With out a Past, You want to follow thugs and hooligans you need to follow the American Scotts or Altdorf Juvenile Deliquents, if you like motorcycle gangs that wear those cool loking German WWI Helmets then FC Altdorf is for you. BUT if you are looking to follow a CHAMPION, the team that battles it's way to the top, a team that will one day break through and raise a major trophy in the name of humanity. Well FUMBBL fans you have found your team, the Blood Sea Buccaneers!" Horgan Williamson, Altdorf Fumbbl Book and Casino.
So the Buccaneers are about to become older than the Hellfishes.
We have more legends than Men Without a Past
We are Ranked #16 in Ranked play for most CAS...so we are more brutal than the Thugs and Hooligans of the Scotts and Deliquents.
We just got back from the Army/Navy store and got some new helmets that look like the helmets that the guards of the wicked witch of the East wore in the Wizard of Oz, which are way cooler.
So all we got left is to win a major.
This introduction was written about 4 years ago. So we have obviously surpassed all expectations. |
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Arktoris
Joined: Feb 16, 2004
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Apr 27, 2012 - 02:28 |
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The Hellbound Charioteers will donate $3 per foul during the game. both sides included. |
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PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Apr 27, 2012 - 05:50 |
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| Arktoris wrote: | | The Hellbound Charioteers will donate $3 per foul during the game. both sides included. |
This fan is a big fan of your donation.
Thanks |
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The_Murker
Joined: Jan 30, 2011
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Apr 27, 2012 - 11:46 |
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OK, I'll start. I bid $5 on the Liquidity. Coolest name on FUMBBL and people will laugh watching me play zons for the first time. |
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gjopie
Joined: Oct 27, 2009
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Apr 27, 2012 - 12:31 |
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Oh go on then, I'll put $5 on the Brassieres. Its for a good cause and I could do with playing in Ranked. |
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JanMattys
Joined: Feb 29, 2004
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Apr 27, 2012 - 13:23 |
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Awesome!
Arktoris, you're gonna be broke after this match. Bucs are going to regret this!
Good job everybody! Spread the word! |
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PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Apr 27, 2012 - 17:43 |
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Can we break the record for most fouls in a match? 32?
Easy. |
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Arktoris
Joined: Feb 16, 2004
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Apr 30, 2012 - 00:56 |
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Don't worry, there's plenty of funds in the Hellbank. |
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OenarLod
Joined: Jan 26, 2011
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Apr 30, 2012 - 14:07 |
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Since this will be the greatest event ever for human teams on FUMBBL, the Human League Premiership has setup a sponsorship of 10$ to ensure comfortable accommodation for fans and fireworks.
Stay tuned for the incoming Lavino Fighting Hellfishes - Blood Sea Buccaneers match
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The_Murker
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Apr 30, 2012 - 16:00 |
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Somebody bid more than $5 on the Liquidity. The thought of playing Amazons against Greg in front of spectators makes me nervous. |
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CavSgtBob
Joined: Feb 11, 2012
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Apr 30, 2012 - 16:28 |
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Have my eyes on the Brassieres, but better let them go to a coach who can guarantee to be available for their first scheduled match. Would sure love to own the rights to that cool concept, though.
Kudos to everyone participating and bidding! |
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shadow46x2
Joined: Nov 22, 2003
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Apr 30, 2012 - 16:33 |
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HELLFISH FOREVER!!! |
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