Laviak
Joined: Jul 19, 2004
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Jan 20, 2006 - 14:36 |
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Webbe
Joined: Aug 13, 2003
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Jan 20, 2006 - 14:37 |
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Curro wrote: | /me wonders: which is the female name of an orc?? orcess? |
What are the male name for an orc?
What are the male/female name for a human?
Orcs are orcs, it's not a gender defining description. |
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Kyyberi
Joined: Nov 27, 2004
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Jan 20, 2006 - 14:39 |
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Laviak, omg... Where have you got those pics/figures? Does someone really make those, or have you converted them by yourself? Quite funny team |
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Drud
Joined: Jan 27, 2005
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Jan 20, 2006 - 15:02 |
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Menikmati wrote: | obviously drud doesnt know what hes talking about. as i said storks are too weak to carry orcs. and pardon me if im wrong but arent albatross (whats the plural of that in english?) weaker than storks? they might can fly longer and more far but still... |
Darn, I meant Pelican, not albatros :S |
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macike
Joined: Jun 25, 2005
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Jan 20, 2006 - 15:39 |
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I've found another one. Isn't she a lovely wizzy?
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macike
Joined: Jun 25, 2005
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Jan 20, 2006 - 15:42 |
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and this one is a wizzy&apo 2in1 combo
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Jan 20, 2006 - 15:57 |
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Well, someone had to go and ask....... What Tolkien says is..... nothing. Well, that's not quite true. In his original mythologies, the orcs came into being as Elves, corrupted by Morgoth, but there is no definitive word on the existence or lack of existence of females. One assumes there is as Saruman "bred" his Goblin-men, perhaps they are somewhat like the dwarven women (no one else can tell).
Of course, Tolkien's idiot son re-wrote the basic mythology when he turned the Silmarillion into the "History of Middle-Earth", and decided that the Orcs were created by Morgoth..... nevermind that the concept of evil being capable of creation undermines the whole framework Tolkien made about the temptation towards corruption in every creature, the Ring, the Creation story.... I REALLY don't like Chris.... I'm sorry, I wish I could but I don't....
At least Doug seems more-or-less on track..... |
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Optihut
Joined: Dec 16, 2004
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Jan 20, 2006 - 16:03 |
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Menikmati wrote: | JanMattys wrote: | Menikmati wrote: | so, where do all the orcs come from then? |
You don't want to know.
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actually i wanna know and dont give me that "the stork brings them"-crap. a stork will never be able to carry an orc. are there little orcs anyway? and how does the flower and bee thingy work if there are female orcs? did anybody ever explained that? and what does tolkien say to that?
so many questions, TEACH me i wanna learn! |
I saw a documentary on orcs once and they claimed that they'd come out of a tar pit in the basement of Christopher Lee's tower. |
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angelface
Joined: Mar 23, 2004
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Jan 20, 2006 - 16:03 |
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Orcs produce spores, arent they? |
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Jan 20, 2006 - 16:11 |
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Optihut wrote: |
I saw a documentary on orcs once and they claimed that they'd come out of a tar pit in the basement of Christopher Lee's tower. |
Wow, I should have just said that... Now I'm jealous! |
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Laviak
Joined: Jul 19, 2004
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Jan 20, 2006 - 16:37 |
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Kyyberi wrote: | Laviak, omg... Where have you got those pics/figures? Does someone really make those, or have you converted them by yourself? Quite funny team |
The are produced by Shadowforge Miniatures.
I had to edit a few of the pics though ... Poor confused amazons |
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Wreckage
Joined: Aug 15, 2004
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Jan 20, 2006 - 16:56 |
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orcs need definitly no further explanation because half of them are female, half are male.... and don't ask me why.... this is not a hard question |
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Jinxed
Joined: Jul 04, 2004
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Jan 20, 2006 - 16:57 |
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Orcs grow from fungi in the 40k universe but yeah; i've seen those disturbing orc females too... |
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Menikmati
Joined: Jan 02, 2005
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Jan 21, 2006 - 20:30 |
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http://fredweb.chez-alice.fr/paints/orc/CheerleaderScannedFront.jpg
something is very wrong with that picture and i dont mean that someone actually possesses a naked orc cheerleader which is for some reason wrapped in the kind of paper some people use to... well you know... |
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Buur
Joined: Apr 29, 2004
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Jan 21, 2006 - 20:46 |
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