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<Britnoth> 'im crap so losing is ok, hence i wont try'
Thoughts on the 0 reroll+pro TS exploitation in Blackbox
<lawman> the TS formuala got changed, so I don't play the norse there anymore as it has no personality, no fun for me
[23:37] <shadow46x2> what is your definition of "enough FF"?
[23:37] <shadow46x2> 30?
[23:40] <lawman> I'll play a basher team with my skaven team. if they can offer a FF of +20
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<joshshottOFAB> Shadow is one of those guys, that even when you know you are right, will make you feel like a weak little wus that should have never opened your mouth.

<Gromrilram> i just wanted to see if shadow fouls a lot than i see his legendary and than he gets bribe th ref
1000 matches down - 479/152/369 - 56%
next 1000? better i hope ;)
For anyone who doesn't "get me"...since it's obvious that very few people understand where I'm coming from....

Macavity has a very well known persona on the forums, for being polite, well-versed, intelligent, and very insightful...After recent attacks on my person, warranted or unwarranted...I asked Mac to give me a quick, blunt, no-holds barred thought on my personality towards others...this was his response...

<Macavity> Shadow has a tendency toward bluntness un-tempered by smileys and, in small dosses it's easy to see many of his posts as offensive. I believe most are actually hunorous in nature.

You should all do yourself a favor, read this, and learn, before anyone thinks that I'm overly abusive, or that I attack people...
As a wise man once said....or a lunatic, i can't remember which...."the dirty player is there to foul...."

Yes I foul....
yes I will turn 16 foul on occasion...
yes I foul out of frustration on occasion...
yes I will target your biggest threat and do my damnedest to put him into the RIP box as much as humanly possible...


- gets frustrated easily when the dice are horrendously against me one way or another
- still has a small aversion to claw/rsc

don't like it?..deal...i'm working on getting better about it...everyone gets frustrated when games are so horridly skewed one way or another, it's the good people that can come back 10 minutes later and be happy again....i can't say that for everyone :-p

<origami> There is no god but Nuffle, and Shadow is his prophet.

<OldBugman> real life... it doesnt exist... it's fantasy
* OldBugman burst your bubble

<shadow46x2> dammit
<shadow46x2> still one gobbo left :(
<blu> no don't kill clever git he is my favourite
<shadow46x2> *cackles*
<shadow46x2> it's ok
<shadow46x2> i just want to hug him and squeeze him :)
<blu> yeah untill he pops
<shadow46x2> pfft
<shadow46x2> no way
<shadow46x2> you know how hard it is to get gobbo blood out of a uniform?
<shadow46x2> that shit is like bubble gum
<shadow46x2> never comes out!
<blu> lol
<blu> yeah like your witch elf cares is she has blood all over her
<shadow46x2> that's not blood
<shadow46x2> it's hair dye
<blu> uh huh
<shadow46x2> it is!
<shadow46x2> see!
<shadow46x2> it matches the blood smear on the ground!
<shadow46x2> ....
<shadow46x2> kinda....

<red> too easy
<Malthor> well, I had to make a few 2+s without rr there

<sothys> *waves his hands* ouuhhhh im chaos i dont trip when going foir oouuuhh

<Imerikol> My last opponent had 1RR
<Imerikol> He never needed more
<shadow46x2-werk> ....
<shadow46x2-werk> ow
<Imerikol> I don't know how to answer that
<shadow46x2-werk> that sucks :(
<Darkwolf> got to take it dry sometimes
<Darkwolf> bend over and grin and bear it
<shadow46x2-werk> find a way to permanently secrete lube from your butthole?
<Imerikol> But the game ended with him calling me a cock, so it wasn't a complete loss

<bench> it's time like these i wish i had listened to my mother when i was young
<shadow46x2> what did mother say when you were young?
<bench> didn't listen

<Cereal> Balls are for Sissys like Odi, Synn and Shadow

<Dreadclaw> 2642
<Dreadclaw> *mumble
<Dreadclaw> truncheon polisher
<Dreadclaw> darnit
<Dreadclaw> 100 short of shadow
<Dreadclaw> AGAIN!
<shadow46x2-zombie> :-D
<shadow46x2-zombie> you suck
<shadow46x2-zombie> i rock
* shadow46x2-zombie dances
<Dreadclaw> ha!
<Dreadclaw> I shall defeat you!
<Dreadclaw> at stroking a virtual penis -_-
<Dreadclaw> WOOHOO!
<Dreadclaw> 2940
<Dreadclaw> RAWR!
<Dreadclaw> *Roxxorz ...his own boxxorz...
<Dreadclaw> this sucks
<shadow46x2-zombie> lol
* Mezir|Away threatens to kick Dreadclaw
<shadow46x2-zombie> you're so going into the bio
<Dreadclaw> Ah well
<Dreadclaw> At least i'm a shaftmaster i suppose

<bbdarkelf> dreadclaw: i admire ur halfling team!!! they look like a challenge to face :)
<shadow46x2-zombie> ......
<shadow46x2-zombie> you're new here aren't you?
<Dreadclaw> lmao
<WeedSki> lol

<Dominik> Im searching for a chaos or orc team without any dirty player or mighty blow or for skaven/elven teams to play my chaos.

<Nubbins> whoever said elves are la-di-da, frollicking folk should be shot

oZeDo Jr. is knocked over.
(5, 1) + 0, (0, 0) + 0, 0: oZeDo Jr. has been knocked prone.
Regenerate dosent work! is knocked over.
(4, 6) + 0, (5, 6) + 0, 6: Regenerate dosent work! has been KILLED!!
(1) Regenerate dosent work! does NOT regenerate.
Regenerate dosent work! has risen from the dead to join Travesti!

<Uber`> in fumbbl mythology, shadow is known as the Lord of the Dick

* Mezir likes DP when he's the one that's got it
<Craftnburn> Mezir likes DP when he's the one getting it?

<DrObvious> You're officially the dirtiest person I've ever played against.
<shadow46x2> i hope that's a compliment :)
<DrObvious> Not at all.

[17:19] <Furious_George> did you happen to pull legs of insects as a child :D

<sp#8> you show fuck all respect n00b :p

<Dead_Thorpe> [16:06] <FatherShadow> clean the sand out of your vagina ;)
<PeteW> Mez - can you pm me a copy of that ticket? I'd like to see it.
<PeteW> And put it in my bio!
<Dead_Thorpe> now even i aint dumb enough to say that!
* Dead_Thorpe was kicked by Mezir (you are, and yuo just did)

<Texan> my new rookie thrower--laban is going to score :)
<FatherShadow> i've killed an FA player twice in the same game
<FatherShadow> that was hot :)
<manbush> LOL
<FatherShadow> mym is going to score?
<FatherShadow> wtf?
<Texan> I felt bad--he didn't score at his prom
<FatherShadow> LOL

<MelchiorX> This is so stupid. I bet all the people that hate stalling are the same who hate fouling and sex...

<DuduBrownmouth> you can't really tell through the internet, but I'm yelling cursewords real loud

<shadow46x2> yeah see
<shadow46x2> edge
<shadow46x2> you're not black
<torsoboy> don't think so
<shadow46x2> you're white
<shadow46x2> black people don't have "internet friends"
<edgedante> don't be a racist shadow
<shadow46x2> lol
<edgedante> generalizing black people = racism
<edgedante> generalizing white people = comedy

[13:59] <Ludvik> but 4vs4 games are quick
[13:59] <FatherShadow> so?
[13:59] <FatherShadow> doesn't mean they're good
[13:59] <freak_in_a_frock> so is sex with me, doesn't make it good
[13:59] <FatherShadow> lol
[13:59] <Prinz> rofl
[13:59] <Rijssiej> hehe
[13:59] <Ludvik> lol
[13:59] <Synn> ha

Tlatchtli Ringers turn ended.
<ruoste> thanks for the multiblock opportunity, i will take it gladly :)
<pizzamogul> :D
<pizzamogul> remember
Select an action for Deputy Monnobosho
<pizzamogul> the more assists over there the better
Blitz selected.
Multiple Block selected.
Team re-roll used.
2 db Block re-rolled.
Nezahualcoyotl is knocked over.
Atl is knocked over.
Player pushed to (15, 11)
CLAW used on armor roll.
RSC or FANG used on injury roll.
(6, 3) + 2, (6, 1) + 3, 6: Atl has been KILLED!!
Player pushed to (14, 12)
CLAW used on armor roll.
RSC or FANG used on injury roll.
(6, 6) + 2, (6, 2) + 2, 6: Nezahualcoyotl has been KILLED!!
<pizzamogul> \o/
<ruoste> :D
(1) Apothecary FAILS!
<shadow46x23> HAHAHAHAAHAHA
<ruoste> multikill!!!
<pizzamogul> ahahaha
<Synn1> OMG
<EdgeDante5> ROFL
<PolarFox6> OMG!!
<pizzamogul> with the apo failure throw in for good measure
<pizzamogul> wait
<pizzamogul> i want to copy that
<ruoste> likewise :D
<PolarFox6> that was the sickest thing I have ever seen!
<pizzamogul> ok
<pizzamogul> got it
<ruoste> done

<b>Reasons why people have refused to play me</b>

- too much tackle
- too much blodge
- coach won't play with handicaps
- dirty player(this was from the coach with multiple claw/rsc...go figure, pansy *** *****es)
- just don't like me :)

<b>Personal Appearances on Bloodbowl Teams</b>

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2689268>Shadow "Special" Stuntylover</a>, a Dwarven Longbeard on <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=62321>Foe Hammer</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2730655>Shadow46x2</a>, a Norse Blitzer on <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=234097>Darkwolf's Fan Club</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2701478>Shadey_Shadow</a>, a Snotling on <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=231709>Shadow's Eaten Words</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2752073>shadow46x2</a>, a zombie on <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=235311>Fumbbl'ing Coaches</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2785583>Shadow Foulmind</a>, a thrall on <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=238683>Ubersreik Undertakers</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2825817>Underling Shadow</a>, a vampire on <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=242054>Property of Synn</a>
<b>Important Pages</b>

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=teams>http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=teams</a>;

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=stats&op=race>http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=stats&op=race</a>;

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=teams&group=&race=&order=2&nav=1>http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=teams&group=&race=&order=2&nav=1</a>;
<Calcium> hhm. not my best start
<kaine> but me it's not bad
<kaine> :)
<Calcium> nope
<Calcium> goes like that
<Calcium> glad I started this game!
<Calcium> gg
<kaine> :)
<Calcium> time to lay down
<Calcium> cant conceed sadly
<Calcium> no stall?
<Calcium> I'm only gonna try to exact revenge
<Calcium> god sakes
<kaine> h?h?
<Calcium> cant make a dice roll
<Calcium> T6 + 29% = big trouble
<Calcium> this is probably the worst nuffling I've ever had
<Calcium> and it's only T6!
<kaine> i'm really lucky today
<Calcium> no shit
<kaine> srry
<Leijonet7> Bah! Don't apologise.
<Calcium> cant compete against it
<Calcium> that INT was the only dice I made!
<Leijonet7> Why didn't Calcium put Iron Man on los?
<Calcium> never have I got the ref before and NOT managed to mangle a team
<Calcium> omg. nuffle taking the piss
<Calcium> for gods sake
<Calcium> cant get a break here
<Calcium> against a guy with more holes than a sieve
<kaine> ouch
<Calcium> ! Happy with that!
<Calcium> BH em all, then this farce is done
<Calcium> I would say nice, but anyone could win given these dice
<kaine> yep
<Calcium> you play a much more solid game than your 149 CR suggests
<Calcium> or is it just blind luck?
<kaine> yes
<Calcium> jesus man, aint I beat enuff
<kaine> and i like that too
<kaine> h?h?h
<Calcium> according to your TEAM BIO
<kaine> lol
<Calcium> DP's are for self defense
<kaine> that's right
<Calcium> be sure to add hypocrite there.....then it will be right

<shadow46x2> shaftdiggity was curious about what "reasonable" is considered to be when evaluating TS matchups
<shadow46x2> so i gave him an example of a team that wasn't reasonable
<shaftdiggity> I dunno, open forum, and the other coach agrees to the match without duress.....
<shadow46x2> hey shaft
<kn00b> lol - I didn't threaten him into it
<HooliganTuesday> come into my van little child, i have candy