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Laviak
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2009

2009-02-04 13:27:39
rating 4.9

2008

2008-10-16 01:07:44
rating 4.6
2008-09-29 18:25:15
rating 4.3

2007

2007-08-20 11:24:37
rating 4.6
2008-09-29 18:25:15
29 votes, rating 4.3
3 killed in horrific feeding frenzy
It turns out that when you take on a team of lizardmen players you should first check to ensure that they have been fed. My poor Horse found out the hard way. Not content with mere linemen, the lizards saw fit to tear the 3 remaining blitzers into shreads, and then eat them raw .. right in front of the remaining players.

I rarely retire teams for measly injuries, but after 5 dead in just two games, I think perhaps this time I might have to. Besides after having their fellow teammates eaten in front of them I can't imagine what's left of the team will want to return to the pitch!
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Posted by Sockosensei on 2008-09-29 19:45:20
Feed them?! Ha!
The only nourishment they get is what they corner on the pitch.
Roast Blitzer is a traditional Lustrian delicacy, and we've had enough to last at least until we can find some elf ears to nibble on.
Posted by nin on 2008-09-29 22:10:01
The one an only... bite of horse.
May be keep them, and to get better performance threaten them with "training with lizardmen". (But a tough recovery nevertheless)
Posted by Synn on 2008-09-29 23:58:37
/me points.....

/me laughs

__Synn