Posted by AlmightyAbraxis on 2012-06-14 22:06:49

I am giving this blog post a 6 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.

LOLOLOLOL

Posted by ruqakaal on 2012-06-14 22:41:38

"do not use on cock" brilliant advice:P

Posted by RC on 2012-06-14 22:42:28

This made me cry of laughter.. long time since that happened.

Posted by the_Sage on 2012-06-14 22:50:38

So did you write them?

Posted by Narlgoth on 2012-06-14 23:04:30

My 50p regarding this one- you apply it in the shower (according to the instructions) on lets say your chest. What happens when sooner or later you get it wet or water washes over it?

Won't it just wash all down your body, creating attractive lines of bare skin where the hair falls out because of the gel?! What about all the areas you aren't supposed to use it on that the gel might wash over?

It would be worth the money just so you can load up your spatula and then run through the streets, slapping it across bystanders' beards and onto peoples' heads. They won't know whats happened until its too late!

Should be sold in my Joke store- we'd sell loads! >:- )

Posted by Overhamsteren on 2012-06-14 23:27:10

Must name my next players Knob and Bollocks

Posted by RC on 2012-06-14 23:29:57

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Original-Three-Wolf-Adult-T-Shirt/dp/B002DGFYFA/ref=pd_cp_ap_0

This one is also epic :D

Posted by Reisender on 2012-06-14 23:40:59

good lord i can´t stop laughing

Posted by Araznaroth on 2012-06-15 00:41:03

Nad's for men hair removal! lol
definetly rating 6 :D

Posted by hale on 2012-06-15 04:01:53

i'd look for a quality epilator if you're interested in long term hair removal

Posted by cowhead on 2012-06-15 11:00:39

'Rubbed it onto my bum crack and chocolate starfish and left it for an hour. My ringpiece now resembles the leftovers of last nights kebab. I look like I've been fisted by Dumbo. Highly recommended product.' Genius

Posted by Were_M_Eye on 2012-06-15 12:14:00

Thing that makes your hair fall out, sounds just as good as cancer. Seriously, how healthy can something be when your lose your hair using it?

Posted by Gritter on 2012-06-15 15:45:51

ROFLCOPTOR

Thanks for sharing this one dude, belly hurt laffing here.

Posted by garyt1 on 2012-06-15 18:30:50

Classic - last part of one of the 1 star reviews:
"With as much haste as I could muster I hobbled into the shower and applied cooling water to the conflagration in my crotch, which only served to spread the napalm to my perineum. I am not a church-going man but as I felt the flaming horror trickle across that tender inch of no-man's land, I confess that I prayed aloud to Jesus and his host of angels that the advancing agony would not stray into my buttonhole. However, my prayers went unheeded, and as I felt the liquid inferno sizzle its way into my most private of eyes, I lost consciousness, but not before grabbing the shower curtain and collapsing, in a disturbing echo of that famous scene from Hitchcock's "Psycho". Although believe me, being hacked to death by Norman Bates in a dress would have been a walk in the park compared to the searing agony I endured that fateful day. "

Posted by garyt1 on 2012-06-15 18:47:56

Another one that ends well: "when I woke up my man bush was still there but my fore skin had disappeared ".

Posted by oryx on 2012-06-16 05:39:12

That was amazing...

Posted by Wreckage on 2012-06-16 10:21:52

I bet half of the posters are off buying this now.

Posted by Calcium on 2012-06-16 13:27:29

Im gonna try this! Sooooo funny, best blog link I've seen on here for ages, if ever! 6 all the way!