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2018-07-30 05:19:20
6 votes, rating 5.3
6 votes, rating 5.3
KILL'EM ALL part 3
A few hours before the draft of my 3rd season in NBFL. Yes, it's the league where we all suffer some kind of harassment by happygrue's frogs.
My Chaos team Kill EM ALL (https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=881848) missed playoffs by a few points in my first season (Season 19). Last season (Season 20) my goats conquered the division and got #1 of the league during regular season and became "Coach of the year" - just to get wasted miserably by Garc's crazy Elven Union team. One and done. :-o
Season 21: Things must change now in our third season. Pressure from management is huge, since 3rd season can't count anymore as a "building season". At least 1 playoff-win is the goal... So, let's see, what's on the menu for my goats, beside carrots and grass:
Appetizer: AFC South
MrNomad with his returning playoff-sensation Undead CRYPTS. Thats not salad n carrots, that's heavy stuff for an appetizer.
Mrt1212 moved with his Helves there. Very nice. Now we get a rematch after our weird draw (https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3983625)
Blackdice's Chaos. We started our franchises at the same time and had quite a synchronised draft. Things went different ways since then, i got more "w"s, he got two #1-draft-picks. This is a dangerous team now.
Bazakastine's rats. Uggghhhh This is definitly no appetizer. One of the toughest games this season to get points out of it.
Main course: NFC West. It's my division rivals, thats why i get them each twice.
Shocking news, the champion, Stimme's Helfs moved to L.A. The fight for the NFC-West-division-title has just become much tougher now. Our only encounter so far was a surprising goat win: https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3943103 ...
The other 2 main dishes are very familiar already: Double Necro. In the Austria-Bowls (vs. ritzi) and against Nicodemus1's squad my goats got the edge lately, but these matches are always dangerous for my pixels. Not to mention the difficulties caused by their stat freaks motherf*cker Kevin Williams and that weird wolve Theresa (why is she even still alive?)...
Dessert: NFC East
We hear, Antithesisoftime started a new Nurgle plague in Dallas - they should be still in building mode when we meet...
Arcayn's got some rough Orcs there i hear. But we Chaos. We don't fear Orcs as long as they are not coached by JackassRampant.
Doofr's playoff-Delfs-Team with their ridiculous ag6 players...We shall get some points and kills out of that, right!?
Garcangel's Washington Frailskins, Elven Union. They ran circles around us in last season's playoffs. All i say is: Revenge is a dish best served cold.
I hope that after eating through the entire menu, these 14 exquisite dishes/enjoyable games, i got more valuable exp, i got into playoffs, and my killometer got fatter.
My Chaos team Kill EM ALL (https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=881848) missed playoffs by a few points in my first season (Season 19). Last season (Season 20) my goats conquered the division and got #1 of the league during regular season and became "Coach of the year" - just to get wasted miserably by Garc's crazy Elven Union team. One and done. :-o
Season 21: Things must change now in our third season. Pressure from management is huge, since 3rd season can't count anymore as a "building season". At least 1 playoff-win is the goal... So, let's see, what's on the menu for my goats, beside carrots and grass:
Appetizer: AFC South
MrNomad with his returning playoff-sensation Undead CRYPTS. Thats not salad n carrots, that's heavy stuff for an appetizer.
Mrt1212 moved with his Helves there. Very nice. Now we get a rematch after our weird draw (https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3983625)
Blackdice's Chaos. We started our franchises at the same time and had quite a synchronised draft. Things went different ways since then, i got more "w"s, he got two #1-draft-picks. This is a dangerous team now.
Bazakastine's rats. Uggghhhh This is definitly no appetizer. One of the toughest games this season to get points out of it.
Main course: NFC West. It's my division rivals, thats why i get them each twice.
Shocking news, the champion, Stimme's Helfs moved to L.A. The fight for the NFC-West-division-title has just become much tougher now. Our only encounter so far was a surprising goat win: https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3943103 ...
The other 2 main dishes are very familiar already: Double Necro. In the Austria-Bowls (vs. ritzi) and against Nicodemus1's squad my goats got the edge lately, but these matches are always dangerous for my pixels. Not to mention the difficulties caused by their stat freaks motherf*cker Kevin Williams and that weird wolve Theresa (why is she even still alive?)...
Dessert: NFC East
We hear, Antithesisoftime started a new Nurgle plague in Dallas - they should be still in building mode when we meet...
Arcayn's got some rough Orcs there i hear. But we Chaos. We don't fear Orcs as long as they are not coached by JackassRampant.
Doofr's playoff-Delfs-Team with their ridiculous ag6 players...We shall get some points and kills out of that, right!?
Garcangel's Washington Frailskins, Elven Union. They ran circles around us in last season's playoffs. All i say is: Revenge is a dish best served cold.
I hope that after eating through the entire menu, these 14 exquisite dishes/enjoyable games, i got more valuable exp, i got into playoffs, and my killometer got fatter.
Comments
Posted by Bazakastine on 2018-07-30 08:53:45
Not an appetizer \o/
Posted by Alarick on 2018-07-30 19:20:37
You are a coach of a caos team… if you fail, suppouse they Will eat you, don't? 3:D
Posted by Jeffro on 2018-07-30 21:05:23
Having coached a Chaos team to the championship title in (what seems like) another era completely... this is what I suggest:
Cans of Whoop-Ass. Get a pallet of it.
Open said cans.
Dump said cans on opponents.
Have your goats eat the empty cans.
Do *NOT* rinse.
Repeat.
Cans of Whoop-Ass. Get a pallet of it.
Open said cans.
Dump said cans on opponents.
Have your goats eat the empty cans.
Do *NOT* rinse.
Repeat.
Posted by MenonaLoco on 2018-07-31 01:58:02
...and "Don't rinse!" Noted! Thanks for the advice! :-)
Maybe era changed (well, piling on changed more than anything else), goats hunger is still the same.
Maybe era changed (well, piling on changed more than anything else), goats hunger is still the same.
Posted by Garcangel on 2018-08-04 06:07:49
jajaja despues terminas llorando!