On a grassy hill, next to a lively forest, under a beautiful sky there is a little cottage. This cottage resides right over a portal from hell. That sounds much scarier than it really is.
You see, this is not a gateway into the horrible abyss, rather a sort of rejection center. The horned demons and armored chaos warriors that are not deemed fit for torturing lost souls are sent to Woodpusher's Home for Abandoned Demons.
Please, contact Woodpusher to find out what you can do to adopt a demon today, and sponsor him to channel his talents into constructive outlets, like team sports.

I already have ten players adopted. Just need 1 more. However, at some point the team will include more than 11 players. So if you are interested in adopting a demon, but the team is full, you will go on the waiting list.

After the team is filled, first person to go on the waiting list will get the Minotaur!