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koadah
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Halfling
[R]
Emerging Star
Halfling
Record
20/13/10
Win Percentage
62%
Human
[B]
Star
Human
Record
31/13/35
Win Percentage
47%
Overall
Super Star
Overall
Record
283/159/208
Win Percentage
56%
Archive

2018

2018-10-18 17:55:24
rating 6
2018-10-04 14:03:48
rating 0
2018-09-25 23:03:44
rating 4.3
2018-09-24 01:43:30
rating 6
2018-09-17 19:48:18
rating 0
2018-05-27 21:05:16
rating 0
2018-04-27 01:54:12
rating 5.3
2018-04-21 04:20:10
rating 5.2
2018-03-30 01:17:04
rating 6
2018-03-14 23:29:59
rating 4.5
2018-02-23 17:05:44
rating 4
2018-02-16 20:44:47
rating 5
2018-02-08 23:55:49
rating 6
2018-01-31 14:48:18
rating 6
2018-01-26 18:16:42
rating 0
2018-01-16 22:47:33
rating 3.5
2018-01-11 18:07:21
rating 6

2017

2017-12-07 19:38:40
rating 6
2017-12-05 20:09:58
rating 6
2017-12-04 19:45:03
rating 6
2017-11-12 15:57:20
rating 6
2017-11-05 18:36:46
rating 5
2017-10-29 00:11:36
rating 6
2017-10-24 20:57:47
rating 6
2017-10-22 01:13:42
rating 6
2017-10-15 09:46:07
rating 6
2017-10-13 00:44:09
rating 5
2017-09-14 01:02:38
rating 5.3
2017-08-05 18:58:46
rating 6
2017-08-05 03:26:19
rating 6
2017-07-12 22:57:54
rating 6
2017-07-10 23:26:08
rating 0
2017-07-06 01:20:00
rating 5.5
2017-05-20 13:08:20
rating 0
2017-05-10 13:54:54
rating 6
2017-05-03 21:16:09
rating 3.7
2017-04-26 13:15:10
rating 6
2017-04-20 12:40:05
rating 5.2
2017-04-10 21:36:03
rating 4.2
2017-04-06 20:58:07
rating 6
2017-03-17 19:59:55
rating 6
2017-03-08 14:09:43
rating 6
2017-03-01 17:08:47
rating 6
2017-02-27 20:27:16
rating 6
2017-01-31 10:49:21
rating 6
2017-01-27 19:13:33
rating 5.2
2017-01-01 23:13:53
rating 5.6

2016

2016-12-24 01:10:10
rating 6
2016-12-09 22:08:36
rating 5
2016-12-03 22:21:13
rating 5.7
2016-11-29 18:50:06
rating 6
2016-11-23 18:02:35
rating 5.6
2016-11-16 19:53:14
rating 6
2016-11-14 17:40:31
rating 0
2016-11-09 01:46:26
rating 6
2016-10-21 17:27:43
rating 5.2
2016-10-12 14:22:27
rating 6
2016-09-27 11:48:46
rating 5.2
2016-09-22 23:34:53
rating 5.4
2016-08-10 22:33:54
rating 6
2016-07-21 12:42:54
rating 5.4
2016-07-19 11:22:39
rating 4.3
2016-07-14 23:34:10
rating 4.8
2016-06-22 14:35:18
rating 5.7
2016-05-08 21:47:01
rating 5.4
2016-01-19 00:08:49
rating 5.3
2016-01-13 17:07:18
rating 5.2
2016-01-02 02:13:05
rating 6

2015

2015-12-02 21:15:06
rating 4.8
2015-12-02 14:49:24
rating 4.8
2015-11-19 17:41:55
rating 4.2
2015-11-02 23:53:59
rating 4.3
2015-10-26 14:45:16
rating 4.8
2015-09-30 10:23:20
rating 6
2015-09-06 05:02:40
rating 4.3
2015-09-01 23:05:09
rating 4.8
2015-08-28 03:09:38
rating 5
2015-08-20 22:50:58
rating 5.4
2015-08-04 17:29:55
rating 6
2015-06-16 12:09:58
rating 5.3
2015-05-28 12:02:42
rating 6
2015-05-26 11:48:44
rating 6
2015-05-20 13:50:02
rating 6
2015-05-14 18:54:05
rating 6
2015-05-13 18:15:02
rating 6
2015-05-10 09:15:56
rating 6
2015-05-10 01:58:27
rating 6
2015-05-06 19:54:08
rating 5
2015-04-14 00:00:09
rating 5
2015-04-09 13:54:25
rating 5
2015-04-08 00:44:32
rating 5.2
2015-04-06 14:35:02
rating 5.5
2015-04-02 16:45:42
rating 6
2015-03-27 07:13:36
rating 3.7
2015-03-27 00:21:31
rating 6
2015-03-18 20:10:05
rating 4.8
2015-03-06 13:19:03
rating 6
2015-02-28 11:13:13
rating 5.4
2015-02-07 19:20:23
rating 4.3
2015-02-01 17:00:37
rating 3.9
2015-01-30 11:58:16
rating 6
2015-01-29 01:09:34
rating 6

2014

2014-12-29 15:52:00
rating 4
2014-12-26 15:27:19
rating 5.7
2014-12-24 19:41:48
rating 4.7
2014-12-22 16:11:59
rating 6
2014-12-12 11:23:04
rating 5
2014-12-03 22:24:51
rating 3.8
2014-12-02 13:59:27
rating 5.4
2014-12-01 14:05:24
rating 4.6
2014-11-30 13:48:12
rating 6
2014-11-28 20:23:10
rating 6
2014-11-19 13:29:07
rating 5.2
2014-11-15 12:13:52
rating 6
2014-11-13 12:39:02
rating 6
2014-11-11 12:18:50
rating 6
2014-11-07 23:50:35
rating 4.3
2014-10-21 13:11:52
rating 6
2014-10-13 18:00:22
rating 5
2014-10-03 14:00:17
rating 5
2014-10-01 16:28:25
rating 5.3
2014-09-27 06:52:41
rating 5.3
2014-09-22 20:09:30
rating 6
2014-09-14 17:16:28
rating 6
2014-09-09 18:29:51
rating 3.9
2014-09-04 02:28:18
rating 6
2014-08-29 02:33:53
rating 4.1
2014-08-27 11:46:29
rating 5.2
2014-08-04 21:15:30
rating 5.2
2014-07-30 11:32:40
rating 5.4
2014-07-28 20:16:52
rating 4.3
2014-07-23 13:36:17
rating 6
2014-07-18 22:19:00
rating 3.9
2014-06-30 00:02:15
rating 3.9
2014-06-22 18:28:51
rating 4.1
2014-06-05 09:12:02
rating 4.6
2014-05-23 21:39:38
rating 3.5
2014-05-22 12:27:15
rating 4
2014-05-20 12:55:06
rating 5.1
2014-05-18 11:52:19
rating 2.9
2014-05-15 14:02:11
rating 3.5
2014-05-09 13:58:20
rating 4.1
2014-05-05 09:59:39
rating 4.1
2014-05-02 15:27:58
rating 5
2014-04-28 00:59:33
rating 5
2014-04-05 22:24:20
rating 6
2014-01-31 13:28:40
rating 4.9
2014-01-15 15:19:45
rating 6
2014-01-01 14:35:20
rating 6

2013

2013-12-24 00:00:33
rating 6
2013-12-16 21:53:13
rating 5.5
2013-12-05 23:09:14
rating 6
2013-12-02 23:00:08
rating 2.1
2013-11-29 22:03:29
rating 6
2013-11-27 13:40:26
rating 6
2013-11-19 15:33:51
rating 6
2013-08-31 11:41:51
rating 5.2
2013-08-01 15:47:14
rating 5.3
2013-07-24 16:48:58
rating 4.1
2013-07-22 15:05:57
rating 5.4
2013-07-12 17:56:43
rating 4.8
2013-06-26 18:21:07
rating 4.3
2013-06-23 15:34:40
rating 5.3
2013-06-19 17:43:46
rating 5.7
2013-06-02 14:32:26
rating 4.4
2013-05-29 22:31:32
rating 5.6
2013-05-23 01:47:30
rating 4.1
2013-05-16 12:22:57
rating 4.7
2013-05-01 18:47:27
rating 4.8
2013-04-29 17:39:55
rating 5.3
2013-04-25 17:38:26
rating 5.1
2013-04-22 17:30:20
rating 4.9
2013-04-10 18:33:39
rating 4.6
2013-03-27 15:56:07
rating 4
2013-03-23 13:15:27
rating 4
2013-03-20 18:35:09
rating 5.2
2013-03-05 18:05:12
rating 5.5
2013-02-27 00:56:10
rating 5.3
2013-02-21 16:45:20
rating 4.3
2013-02-21 10:20:55
rating 6
2013-02-13 12:38:04
rating 4.2
2013-02-06 22:57:10
rating 4.9
2013-01-25 01:17:13
rating 4.9
2013-01-15 00:38:15
rating 5.1

2012

2012-12-29 15:20:38
rating 3.3
2012-12-17 09:00:20
rating 4.5
2012-12-15 09:17:34
rating 4.7
2012-12-13 00:22:56
rating 5.3
2012-12-08 16:10:32
rating 5.6
2012-12-02 07:52:03
rating 4.4
2012-11-09 10:00:43
rating 3.6
2012-11-08 15:24:20
rating 5.3
2012-10-31 11:18:57
rating 2.9
2012-10-09 19:52:27
rating 3.5
2012-10-04 12:02:08
rating 4.6
2012-09-22 13:42:03
rating 4.1
2012-08-30 17:33:01
rating 4.4
2012-08-29 14:58:59
rating 3
2012-08-18 20:01:42
rating 2.1
2012-08-18 01:06:34
rating 4
2012-08-10 15:35:08
rating 4.7
2012-08-06 17:04:40
rating 3.8
2012-08-03 00:40:02
rating 4.3
2012-08-03 00:23:18
rating 6
2012-07-27 15:00:45
rating 3.5
2012-07-26 00:36:23
rating 5
2012-07-21 20:23:43
rating 4.4
2012-07-21 18:17:23
rating 4.3
2012-07-19 13:04:53
rating 5.3
2012-07-18 18:45:10
rating 3.9
2012-07-12 17:58:09
rating 4.8
2012-06-18 13:16:41
rating 3.9
2012-06-14 14:14:14
rating 3.9
2012-06-08 09:11:37
rating 4.5
2012-06-04 16:58:01
rating 4.2
2012-05-19 10:48:43
rating 4.4
2012-05-04 13:33:39
rating 4.1
2012-05-04 01:08:12
rating 4.1
2012-04-06 11:38:46
rating 4.3
2012-04-03 12:57:51
rating 5.1
2012-02-23 15:13:26
rating 4.8
2012-02-09 15:23:46
rating 4
2012-02-02 14:33:30
rating 4.7
2012-01-21 16:25:28
rating 3.3
2012-01-13 23:37:45
rating 4.7
2012-01-09 23:07:54
rating 4.4
2012-01-01 15:12:15
rating 4.5

2011

2011-12-17 10:02:17
rating 4.3
2011-12-15 15:18:22
rating 4.6
2011-11-28 19:31:09
rating 4.7
2011-11-20 22:55:33
rating 4.8
2011-11-02 19:39:27
rating 4.3
2011-10-29 09:03:41
rating 4.5
2011-10-27 22:54:27
rating 4.8
2011-10-07 12:55:17
rating 4.7
2011-10-05 22:56:38
rating 5.1
2011-09-23 17:21:00
rating 5.3
2011-09-04 18:53:20
rating 3.7
2011-08-31 17:31:59
rating 4.9
2011-08-21 11:04:55
rating 4.6
2011-08-17 17:59:39
rating 5.2
2011-08-03 19:15:53
rating 5.5
2011-07-23 16:42:46
rating 4
2011-05-20 13:15:51
rating 5.1

2007

2007-12-23 16:35:00
rating 4.3
2016-01-19 00:08:49
8 votes, rating 5.3
New skill: Very dirty player.
Very dirty player: +2 to armour and +2 to injury.

This player is too dirty for words

Maybe a movie career awaits


Open [L]eague Free For All Kick off Thursday.

1. Fouling +1 to armour roll.
2. Sneaky Git functions like Guard on foul assists.
3. Banned sneaky git players are sent to the KO box instead.
4. Right Stuff prevents the Tackle skill when blocked.
5. Claw does not stack with other skills that modify armour rolls.
6. Piling On allows coach to reroll injury only.






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Comments
Posted by BillBrasky on 2016-01-19 01:03:38
What is this world coming to when you get banned for giving a neighborly squeeze?
Posted by Jeffro on 2016-01-19 01:26:59
So which is worse..? The football player that bites people or this junk tugger?
Posted by koadah on 2016-01-19 01:29:54
A junk biter?
Posted by NerdBird on 2016-01-19 02:00:43
I knew a girl like that once....
Posted by Balle2000 on 2016-01-19 03:23:11
I heard your operation was a success, and you fully recovered.
Posted by Lorebass on 2016-01-19 09:19:10
Very Dirty Player - After they perform their "fouls" for the game they get picked up by a pr0nography director and leave your team forever. Your team gains 3 FAME for it's next game, 2 for its second and so on.
Posted by awambawamb on 2016-01-19 12:08:50
@lorebass: only if they perform a foul cmoing from "behind", eg fouling from the last square the prone player was standing on. bonus if there's an ally on the opposite side....
Posted by CW on 2016-01-20 02:10:01
I am somewhat disturbed by the fact that they actually had the foresight to already have a suggested punishment for the act of "testicle grabbing and squeezing". Makes you wonder how often this happens.
Posted by Russo on 2016-01-20 20:49:16
Top Trending Search on Google in London over the past few years has been
"Articles on testicle-grabbing"


Now all his hard-work has borne fruit.....

Well all I can say is just how alert Koadah is in spotting that and bringing it to our attention:-)