My Box human team just lost their oldest player, by a long margin:
Sean Dirtyorc. Without ever gaining any spectacular stats, or even double skills, he ground his way through 162 tough Human League games, rising through the ranks from his debut match as a journeyman (where he earned the MVP, a clear sign of the bright future ahead of him), to token Dirty Player, to versatile workhorse; a ball-stripping, intercepting, fouling Superstar. Both his coach & Sean hoped he would become the rarely seen Legendary DP, but it was not to be, as he died on an (inevitably fatal) GFI reroll fail. At the time of his death, in what was frankly a pathetic performance by the team, he was the:
#1 all-time most fouling human in B, a title he only recently claimed
#2 all-time most fouling human, all divisions
#2 active most fouls in B, all races
#6 active all division, all races, most fouls
#6 all-time most fouls in B, all races
He also holds some less important records:
#2 all-time oldest human lino in B
#2 all-time most MVPs for a human lino in B
#6 all-time most blocks by a human lino in B
#9 all-time most cas by a human lino in B.
But it was for his booting that he will be most fondly remembered. The team, and indeed the HLP, is a sadder place without him. Humanity's dirtiest orc, we salute you.