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Creeping Spiders
Roster [L] Goblin
WIL Season XLVI:
8th - 11pts - 1 / 0 / 6

The Creeping Spiders joined the WIL in season XLVI and smashed all expectations by capturing their first trophy in their debut season!
The Spiders put the wind up some other much more fancied teams and won their 1st match on just their 5th attempt, punctuated with the most delightful of last gasp touchdowns they are ever likely to score.

5th - 19pts - 2 / 0 / 4 (plus 1 walkover)
TWO actual wins and a freebie walkover put the Spiders on 19pts in their 2nd season, a result which could turn out to make it their all-time greatest season!
Having done even better than in their debut season the Spiders’ head coach was certain he would be picking up another trophy at the end-of-season award ceremony alongside immediate promotion into the top division but ... nothing!
2 (effectively 3) wins, 5th place, best Goblin team in the league - and nothing!? The Spiders got screwed!

4th - 24pts - 4 / 0 / 3
What a season for the Spiders as they continue to defy expectations season after season!
Along the way they beat Chunky Goodness in the WIL Match of the Season; a goblin vs halfling, ‘winner-gets-promotion’ match to secure instant end-of-season promotion to the Premier Division, and also put veteran team, Good WIL Hunting, to the sword in a ‘retirement’ match!
What’s more the Spiders seem to have unearthed the goblin player of his generation in Runnt Snotmuva ... who’d have thought it!?

WIL Season XLIX:
6th - 13pts - 0 / 2 / 4 (plus 1 walkover)
Disaster! Waking up on the morning of the first match of the season the Spiders learn that they have not been promoted to the Premiership as promised but rather have been kept down in the bottom tier. What’s more the team they beat in a retirement match last season is also back and in the same division! The Spiders are so disheartened and just never get going all season.
Two desperately lucky draws and a forfeit win are the only points the Spiders muster in a torrid season that sees star player, Runnt Snotmuva, pick up a niggling injury and Sidney the troll suffer a career-ending injury. The Spiders retreat beneath the cobwebs of the Spiders Web Stadium to fester ...

WIL Season L:
3rd - 21pts - 2 / 1 / 4
At the start of the season the Spiders set up the Creeping Spiders Gobbo Akadamy and entered it into the WIL Fringe league. The Spiders’ popularity drew in countless other teams and come the end of the season 11 new teams had applied for full WIL entry.
Coupled with that, the official Tournament records clearly state the Spiders achieved 21pts (add that up!) and their highest ever league finish of 3rd place. FINALLY the Spiders simply could not be passed over any longer and attained justified promotion to the Conferences for the first time!

WIL Season LI:
5th - 15pts - 1 / 4 / 2
Probably the best yet season for the Spiders -
Playing in the Conferences for the first time, the Gobbo-hating WIL administrators deliberately rigged the divisions to set the Spiders against a monster ex-Premiership orc team in a bid to decimate the Spiders before they could get started. However, whilst that match proved a desperately unlucky loss, the Spiders rode the challenge superbly and went on to record their longest ever WIL unbeaten streak of four. The Spiders finished 5th in the only season ever where 5th place meant relegation (another anti-Gobbo fix!), but have renewed belief and spirit that they can defy the anti-Gobbo establishment and win WIL!

WIL Season LII:
6th - 19pts - 2 / 1 / 3 (plus 2 'draws')
The season where Superstar player, Runnt Snotmuva, was killed courtesy of the old tied bootlaces gag by one of his team-mates. What a legend of a gobbo. Cut down when he was just 13 odd yards away from making the top-ten rushers of al-time in the WIL.
Sad times.
The Spiders struggled to hold it together following Runnt's untimely death and limped to a 6th place finish.
at the end of the season the Spiders challenged Triple Crown Premiership winning coach, Pete W, to a play off match for promotion to the Premiership.
Pete W, however, was chicken -

WIL Season LIII:

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Boosh the MightyTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Block, Stand Firm 220009543110k (110+70k) 
2 Grimm BigboogerFanatic3737Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Mighty Blow, Grab, Guard 480001033570k (70+60k) 
3 Choppa ChuppzLooney6237Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Dodge, Block 32000042040k (40+50k) 
4 Yaarf UpchuckkBomma6237Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Hail Mary Pass 15000121240k (40+30k) 
5 Buttz BadunkadumpGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 700000040k (40+0k) 
6 Stankki BoggsGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 1100000040k (40+0k) 
7 Mewkus GreenmukkGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 700000040k (40+0k) 
8Kaboinnk BizowncePogoer7237Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty 100000070k (70+0k) 
9 Zoydiz GreenaGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step 9000021040k (40+20k) 
10 Choggi BoogittGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 1200000040k (40+0k) 
11 Roidzz RiptuppGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 500000040k (40+0k) 
12 Pikka BowgiGoblin7237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA, Sure Feet 31031122340k (40+50k) 
13 The BanterdactylDoom Diver6237Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop, Dodge, Catch 7040022260k (60+40k) 
14 Trummp GuffbagGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 200000040k (40+0k) 
15 Skankki Brownstaynz'Ooligan6237Dodge, Disturbing Presence, Fan Favourite, Right Stuff, Stuntym1400000070k (0k) 
16 Snowpa TrollTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Stand Firm 100001422110k (110+40k) 
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Sweep12121 Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 6  
Team Value: 1530k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 260000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1600k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:48 (10/11/27) |TD Diff:-27 (54 - 81) |Cas Diff:-47 (57/30/10 - 103/28/13)
Last Opponent: Dragons Awake
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon10/0/11.0-3.03.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   2.0   0.0-160k
Chaos Chosen41/1/21.0-1.32.0   0.3   0.0-1.3   0.5   0.5105k
Chaos Dwarf10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0220k
Chaos Renegades50/3/21.4-1.81.0   0.6   0.0-3.2   0.2   0.0248k
Daemons of Khorne10/0/10.0-1.01.0   0.0   1.0-3.0   0.0   1.0510k
Dark Elf40/2/20.8-1.82.3   0.3   0.5-1.3   0.3   0.3-85k
Halfling11/0/02.0-1.01.0   2.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   1.0400k
High Elf63/0/31.7-1.71.7   0.5   0.2-1.5   0.3   0.0155k
Human11/0/03.0-1.01.0   2.0   1.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-300k
Khemri Tomb Kings10/1/01.0-1.00.0   2.0   1.0-4.0   1.0   0.070k
Lizardman20/0/20.5-2.01.0   0.5   0.0-2.5   1.0   0.095k
Necromantic Horror51/0/41.2-2.20.6   0.2   0.2-2.6   0.4   0.0-184k
Norse72/1/41.1-1.11.1   1.0   0.0-2.7   0.7   0.6-303k
Nurgle31/1/11.3-1.30.3   1.3   0.3-1.0   1.3   0.0-293k
Orc20/1/10.5-1.50.0   0.0   0.0-4.5   0.0   0.5-20k
Skaven10/0/11.0-2.02.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   2.0-180k
Slann10/0/10.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   1.0250k
Underworld Denizens10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   0.0270k
Wood Elf10/0/10.0-5.01.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-190k
Total4810/11/271.1-1.71.2   0.6   0.2-2.1   0.6   0.3-13k