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Bashen Crash
Roster [X2] Orc
<span style="font-weight: bold">Season 13</span>
Commissioner Twahn Regional League (Runners Up)
Crash Twahnlow Champs: Squirrel Grippa (3) Maori Sidestep-Fun (3)

<span style="font-weight: bold">Season 14</span>
Corporate Fraudsters Conference (Runners Up)
After a bad start to their debut in the conferences the Crash stormed home, narrowly missing out on the wildcard promotion to premier.
Crash Twahnlow Champ: Oncomin Truk (6)

<span style="font-weight: bold">Season 15 - Southside Stone Smashers Conference</span>
The Crash struggled with major premier contenders Carlton United and the REALLY High Elves. We finished 3rd on countback, our worst placing ever despite a scoring more TD spree of a season (for us !). At least we maintained our perfect run of 4-1-2 seasons.
Star Blitzer Oncomin Truk became the Crash's first ever Pro Bowl player this season too.
Crash Twahnlow Champ: Oncomin Truk (10)

<span style="font-weight: bold">Season 16 - Manic Mammalians Conference</span>
This season the Crash lost one of their stalwarts, 25 game veteran Spear Tackla ended his career alive but in need of a peg-leg after being smashed by Northern Blight blitzer Nikoliev 'Shloss!' Sazzeyev. Tackla will serve out at least this season as assistant manager. They also fought their way to a 6-1 record and the Premier Division !
Pyle Dryvah made the Pro Bowl player this season too, and was the Crash's Twahnlow Champ, equalling Trukkos' 10 vote record.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Season 17 - SWL Premier</span>
So we've Crashed Prem, and it looks like its off to a tough start...stays tough through the middle...and ends up damn tough. We opened with a win and the death of three Crash greats, spelling doom for the rest of the Crash season. But the doom was short-lived, and some handy wins against the Adepts and Eternal Rage have cemented the (usual) Runner's Up spot for the perennial (and very, very ugly) bridesmaids. Only a miracle of Nuffle could see the Crash take the title though.
<table cellspacing="3" cellpadding="2"><tr><td><span style="font-weight: bold">Opponent</span></td><td><span style="font-weight: bold">Result</span></td><td><span style="font-weight: bold">Score</span></td></tr><tr><td>KFC</td><td>W</td><td>2-0 </td></tr><tr><td>Sinister Duskriders</td><td>L</td><td>1-2</td></tr><tr><td>Slumbering Skink</td><td>L</td><td>0-2</td></tr><tr><td>Ankh Morpork City Watch</td><td>W</td><td>Ft.</td></tr><tr><td>Zen Adepts</td><td>W</td><td>2-1</td></tr><tr><td>Eternal Rage</td><td>W</td><td>2-0</td></tr><tr><td>Carlton United</td><td></td><td></td></tr></table>
<table><tr><td colspan=2 style='text-align: center; font-style: italic;'>Twahnlow Table</td></tr><tr><td style='font-style: italic; color: #329732;'>Player</td><td style='font-style: italic; color: #329732;'>Votes</td></tr><tr><td>Pyle Dryvah</td><td style='text-align: right;'>9</td></tr><tr><td>Squirrel Grippa</td><td style='text-align: right;'>3</td></tr><tr><td>Oncomin Truk R.I.P.</td><td style='text-align: right;'>2</td></tr><tr><td>Knut Grabbla</td><td style='text-align: right;'>2</td></tr><tr><td>Yur Eyegouger</td><td style='text-align: right;'>1</td></tr><tr><td>Nutshot Yield</td><td style='text-align: right;'>1</td></tr></table>

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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1 Squirrel GrippaBlack Orc Blocker4429Block, Guard, Mighty Blow 320101524380k (143k) 
2 Yur EyegougerBlack Orc Blocker4429Block, Guard, Mighty Blow 32010843980k (143k) 
3 Hopoate StinkfingaBlack Orc Blocker4429  400010280k (80k) 
4 Nukkle SammichBlack Orc Blocker4429Block 7020011180k (100k) 
5 Nutshot YieldThrower5338Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Accurate, Safe Throw 251820234370k (150k) 
6 Cote HangaThrower5347Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Accurate, +AG, Pass Block-av313320146170k (178k) 
7 Downt ArguBlitzer6339Block, Tackle 311010680k (105k) 
8 Steem TraneBlitzer6339Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, Pro 301601235880k (170k) 
9 Maori Sidestep-FunBlitzer6339Block, Tackle, Stand Firm, Guardm28060513380k (0k) 
10 Pyle DrivahBlitzer6439Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, +ST, Guard 270801115180k (210k) 
11 Knut GrabblaLineman5439+ST 11140001350k (125k) 
12Sucka PunchLineman5339  200001550k (50k) 
13Hurt SoakaLineman5339Dirty Player 910001650k (100k) 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach:Bacillen Re-Rolls (120k):4  
Race:Orc Fan Factor:17  
Team Rating:221 / 192 Assistant Coaches:1  
Treasury:70000 Cheerleaders:0  
Team Value:1900k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:32 (20/3/9) |TD Diff:23 (54 - 31) |Cas Diff:48 (44/36/13 - 20/19/6)
Last Opponent: Eternal Rage