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Transvestite Dwarf Passers
P [R] Dwarf
I'm going to try and make dorfs a bit less dull, but will probably just lose a lot.

In 2470, following years of disenchantment, several of the teams competing the Dwarf 'Stuntie' Cup competition threatened to leave the leagues they were competing in and form a league of their own. The increase in the throwing game was threatening to end whatever chance of success they had ever had!
The resulting World's Edge Superleague is a Dwarfs-only League, now trimmed to 12 second-rate teams playing a 22-match season. Curiously, the throwing game dominates! Those World's Edge fans just love to see the ball hanging up there while 22 players scramble for the honor of being the one it lands on!


Skills chosen will empasise the passing game, so Pass and Accurate skills for Runners and things like Strip Ball for Blitzers and Pass Block and Pro for Longbeards.

Doubles will be used to take things like Dodge, Catch and Sure Feet.

Some Guard and Mighty Blow will still be taken, but this team will be going for TD's and will always try and score if given the chance, unless there's opportunities for more completions.
+AG and ST will always be taken and +M will always be favoured though double 5's may go on Agility skills.

Team Goals
1. Get 13 Players
2. Score twice in 1 half
3. Score 4 times in 1 game
4. Get 6 Re-rolls
5. Manage a completion with every player
6 make 5 Interceptions
7. Have a top 10 Long Beard Passer
8. Break passing records for Dwarfs
More to come

Longbeards
I aim to turn them into throwers, I just pray for doubles and a +AG. Later on I'll probably get some guard too.
Normal Skills: Pro, Pass Block, Sure Hands, Break Tackle
Doubles: Accurate, Pass, Dodge, Sure Feet

Blitzers
These will be the catchers of the team as well a blitzers to get the ball back for me so I can try more passes, if they don't roll doubles they'll be designed to bash so i can get the next skill roll quicker
Normal: Strip Ball, Tackle, Mighty Blow
Doubles: Catch, Dodge, Sure Feet

Runners
These will be the catchers of the team, they'll also be throwers if i need a 2 turn TD. I'm praying for doubles and will try and rack up the SPP's or sack them
Normal: Block, Pass, Accurate
Doubles: Catch, Dodge, Strong Arm, Sure Feet

Slayers
Since I'm unlikely to get games against softer teams, they will still bash, especially big guys, but should they roll +AG i'll try and make them into passers too.
Normal: Mighty Blow, Tackle, Stand Firm
Doubles: Dodge

The yearbook shows pics of the individual players.

Number of completions
Game 1 - 2
Game 2 - 3
Game 3 - 0
Game 4 - 5
Game 5 - 4
Game 6 - 0 (Pacifist Clash Semi)
Game 7 - 0 (Pacifist Clash Final)
Game 8 - 3
Game 9 - 1

Winner of Pacifist Clash XII
[12:09] <;@BowlBot> *** Transvestite Dwarf Passers 1 vs 0 Perry Chickers ***

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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1Little Miss Bad 2Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull 000000070k (70+0k) 
2 Little Miss Bossy Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Sure Hands 920030870k (70+20k) 
3Little Miss Brainy Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard 9100121370k (70+20k) 
5Little Miss Chatterbox Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Pro 820020670k (70+20k) 
6Little Miss Contrary Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull 910020570k (70+0k) 
7Little Miss GreedyBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Pro 6100411470k (70+20k) 
8 Little Miss DottyBlitzer5339Block, Thick Skull, Strip Ball 9200311380k (80+20k) 
9 Little Miss Fickle Blitzer5338Block, Thick Skull, Catch-av8220011380k (80+30k) 
10Little Miss Giggles2Runner7338Sure Hands, Thick Skull, +MA, Block 5120222180k (80+50k) 
11Amanda HugnkissTroll Slayer5328Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull 100000090k (90+0k) 
12Little Miss Fun Runner6338Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block 9230201580k (80+20k) 
11 players  
Coach:spubbbba Re-Rolls (100k):4  
Race:Dwarf Fan Factor:14  
Team Value:1420k (±210) Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:20000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1420k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:9 (7/0/2) |TD Diff:2 (10 - 8) |Cas Diff:13 (13/7/6 - 5/6/2)
Last Opponent: Vamuz last Vurds