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tussock



Joined: May 29, 2011

Post 15 Posted: Dec 09, 2020 - 09:35 Reply with quote Back to top

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On certain mornings, as the first rays of light radiate from the dawning sun, a long white cloud can be glimpsed in the distance over the rippled blue waters off the coast of the Southern Wastes. Tormented by the stifling heat (aren't we all, these days) and relentless dry winds turning their skin to leather, the Blood Bowl tragics are contemplating an off season going to seed and withering like weeds under a good dose of ‘Roundup”.

Then one day in late December a voice is heard drifting over the waves.
“Cricky dick! Bro, stop stuffing ya face with greasies and come here. Can’t be sure based on the togs, but there is some pakeha cuz over other side.”
“Sheez Bro, you ain’t wrong.”
“Now that Chrissy is done, you think that they might be wanting a tiki tour over here and play some Bloodbowl?”

The sun-addled brains absorbed the word ‘Bloodbowl’, triggering an involuntary response. Before you could say, “couldn't see the road to the dunny if it had red flags on it”, all the blokes and mates got a into g, grabbed their gummies went sailing of to Aotearoa to find Waikikamukau and play Bloodbowl in cooler climes.

“Sweet as. Hey bro, rattle your dags and make sure the chilly bin is chocka with L&P, get your nana to jack up some savs and pavs and don’t forget the chocolate fish from the dairy. This going be a piss up large so better make sure that zambuck is around in case some dag carks it”.




The Waikikamukau Bloodbowl Festival

Rules


This is an SWL Fringe tournament.

Bring anything. You can have any standard league race you like (including Simyin, Bretts, Khorne!) Usually former SWL or blooder squads, but anything works. We'll import 'em to Fringe for you, and then you can stay forever!

DIBBL teams are welcome, and return to DIBBL after without trimming. Ramchop is cool with it, like the good sort he is.

This is a weekly Swiss, or faster if everyone's good and keen. We try for 4 rounds, but 3 if we're shorter on numbers and someone wins it earlier, or just if everyone's had enough, eh.

There is overtime every game.

No use of the time out button, this is a friendly tournament, be good to each other, ya nobs.

Claw does not stack with Mighty Blow, like BB20.

Piling On for armour only, doesn't stack, KO'd on a double on AV/Inj, mostly like BB20.

Right Stuff players can't be tackled on a block, but will if they try to dodge away, sadly, not like BB20 at all.

The local Wizard, from down south, has sponsored us with some special items. This is pot luck, but every team will receive 100 gold to trade with him for CARDS before each game. Woo, cards.


Apply to Fringe if you're not already in, and drop a note in this thread telling us what team you want to sign up.

Kickoff is Boxing day, 26th Dec, timezone is somewhere near godzone, like Sydney.

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Foad



Joined: Sep 02, 2007

Post   Posted: Dec 09, 2020 - 09:59 Reply with quote Back to top

The Blackwater Blitz will celebrate 13 years of not getting retired at this years "Moocow Showdown".

Teams Declared
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Blackwater Blitz - Foad (14/15 inaugural champions)
Transfusion Time - ramchop
Old Murican Gods - klazam
Dingo Initiative - Balle2000 (15/16 champions)
Fremantle Line - MrCushtie
Da Sexy Buggerz - Felix17
North Cape Crays - Wozzaa
Frogs Forever - tussock
Witch Gate Wraiths - ArthurWynne
Dirty Rotten Filthy Scum - mushoomy (19/20 defending champions)
Gilliganz Horror - knine
Rigorus Mort - LictorZ
Pink 'n Scabby - Sharper
SWL Fun Police - Semitence
Valinor Football Club - Fool
Technically Minded - Grod (16/17 & 17/18 champions)
Back Alley Burglars - DustBunny
Deity of Might - Angryman

Withdrawn
Styx and Warpstones - JPM

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ramchop



Joined: Oct 12, 2013

Post   Posted: Dec 09, 2020 - 10:39
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Tranfusion Time will kick the cow for a 4th time.
Klazam



Joined: Aug 01, 2015

Post   Posted: Dec 09, 2020 - 10:56 Reply with quote Back to top

"Priests of the Red Amaranth" https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=912049 will be challenging for some chocolate milk.

Will be fun.
Balle2000



Joined: Sep 25, 2008

Post   Posted: Dec 09, 2020 - 16:06 Reply with quote Back to top

Moocow 2 champs Dingo 'Nish signing up again!

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MrCushtie



Joined: Aug 10, 2018

Post   Posted: Dec 09, 2020 - 18:59 Reply with quote Back to top

Is West Leederville going to be as nasty in this Waikikamukau as last time? Fremantle Line all aboard for another go!

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Felix17



Joined: May 23, 2019

Post   Posted: Dec 09, 2020 - 21:36 Reply with quote Back to top

Da Sexy Buggerz will come along to add a bit of class and mindless violence to the mix Smile
Wozzaa



Joined: Apr 23, 2016

Post   Posted: Dec 09, 2020 - 22:34 Reply with quote Back to top

The [url/https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=910797]North Cape Crays[/url] want to come to Waikikamukau to try some tasty delights.

If they ever finish there DIBBL season.

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tussock



Joined: May 29, 2011

Post   Posted: Dec 10, 2020 - 00:48 Reply with quote Back to top

Frogs Forever are gunna be there, where else could they show off their ever so agile leaping skills?

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Balle2000



Joined: Sep 25, 2008

Post   Posted: Dec 10, 2020 - 08:01 Reply with quote Back to top

tussock wrote:
Frogs Forever

We might have a winner already. What a team!

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ArthurWynne



Joined: Sep 23, 2015

Post   Posted: Dec 10, 2020 - 14:41 Reply with quote Back to top

As usual, I'll throw in my Witch Gate Wraiths!
mushoomy



Joined: Oct 18, 2013

Post   Posted: Dec 10, 2020 - 20:47 Reply with quote Back to top

Dirty Rotten Filthy Scum will be back to defend what seems to be the only thing they can win.

(Insert choke emoji here)
knine



Joined: Apr 12, 2020

Post   Posted: Dec 12, 2020 - 06:24 Reply with quote Back to top

Gilliganz Horror signing up for Waikikamukau
Klazam



Joined: Aug 01, 2015

Post   Posted: Dec 16, 2020 - 19:16 Reply with quote Back to top

I'd like to change my team choice to Old Murican Gods, if its not too late.
JPM



Joined: Oct 02, 2015

Post   Posted: Dec 17, 2020 - 08:06 Reply with quote Back to top

I'll join with Styxs and Warpstones - Volos edition.
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