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Win Percentage
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2017

2017-10-31 00:50:25
rating 6
2017-05-19 19:55:26
rating 5.5
2017-04-16 13:52:47
rating 6
2017-02-24 14:22:30
rating 6
2017-02-12 23:00:31
rating 6
2017-02-11 11:50:47
rating 6
2017-02-10 01:04:33
rating 6
2017-01-21 00:46:45
rating 5.9

2016

2016-12-05 08:53:35
rating 5.9
2016-10-03 10:11:54
rating 5.4
2016-04-17 22:18:15
rating 5.7
2016-01-25 23:40:23
rating 5.6

2015

2015-08-09 20:50:18
rating 4.7
2015-06-09 18:22:49
rating 4.3
2015-05-24 21:08:58
rating 5.3
2015-05-21 12:53:58
rating 4.6
2015-05-05 09:57:22
rating 5.6
2015-04-20 22:49:14
rating 5.9
2015-04-11 00:36:40
rating 5.5
2015-02-27 01:53:20
rating 5.6
2015-02-01 12:22:57
rating 5.2

2014

2014-12-29 13:52:31
rating 5.3
2014-12-18 19:16:12
rating 4.4
2014-12-15 10:34:58
rating 6
2014-12-14 22:28:42
rating 6
2014-11-19 10:40:44
rating 6
2014-11-13 22:21:03
rating 6
2014-11-05 13:24:26
rating 6
2014-10-24 11:53:19
rating 6
2014-09-13 17:38:41
rating 4.5
2014-09-11 13:22:58
rating 5.3
2014-08-07 22:56:03
rating 4.3
2014-06-19 22:14:46
rating 5.8
2014-06-15 01:07:02
rating 5.5
2014-05-26 01:17:59
rating 6
2014-05-06 13:27:09
rating 5
2014-04-23 14:26:44
rating 5.8
2014-04-16 08:55:42
rating 5.6
2014-03-20 14:00:43
rating 5.3
2014-03-17 21:36:23
rating 6
2014-02-14 22:08:23
rating 6
2014-02-03 01:16:33
rating 6
2014-01-25 00:39:35
rating 5.8
2014-01-24 13:20:49
rating 6
2014-01-05 23:34:52
rating 5
2014-01-01 14:36:01
rating 5.8

2013

2013-12-12 01:43:27
rating 5.8
2013-12-03 18:58:32
rating 5.6
2013-12-03 13:28:22
rating 6
2013-11-10 15:30:15
rating 5.5
2013-11-06 09:42:21
rating 5.8
2013-09-29 01:19:40
rating 5.8
2013-08-04 22:33:03
rating 4.9
2013-08-03 02:13:56
rating 4.2
2013-07-14 02:01:45
rating 5.3
2013-07-13 18:35:27
rating 6
2013-07-12 14:52:15
rating 5.3
2013-06-07 20:03:39
rating 5.7
2013-06-01 12:37:26
rating 5.7
2013-05-22 19:20:17
rating 5.5
2013-05-09 01:35:47
rating 4.8
2013-05-05 01:34:07
rating 5.8
2013-04-30 22:48:30
rating 4.9
2013-04-18 14:40:47
rating 5.8
2013-04-12 20:06:13
rating 5.7
2013-04-04 23:04:55
rating 5.7
2013-03-09 19:48:25
rating 5.3
2013-03-08 23:25:05
rating 4.7
2013-01-24 23:42:15
rating 5.5
2013-01-18 16:49:46
rating 5.5
2013-01-06 15:17:22
rating 5.6

2012

2012-12-31 18:19:35
rating 4.7
2012-12-29 01:26:58
rating 5.5
2012-12-27 16:15:34
rating 5.7
2012-12-02 17:38:46
rating 5.6
2012-11-29 22:14:39
rating 3.6
2012-10-12 22:44:42
rating 5.7
2012-10-06 23:03:15
rating 5.3
2012-09-30 21:04:08
rating 5.9
2012-09-30 17:26:33
rating 6
2012-09-22 23:31:21
rating 4.6
2012-07-12 12:40:25
rating 5.1
2012-07-10 00:45:58
rating 5
2012-07-03 23:01:50
rating 5.7
2012-04-29 16:11:51
rating 5.4
2012-04-17 12:46:58
rating 5.9
2012-03-29 23:22:50
rating 5.3
2012-03-23 22:05:18
rating 4.6
2012-03-20 23:54:47
rating 5.2
2012-03-18 21:16:09
rating 5.5
2012-03-15 12:22:04
rating 5.2
2012-03-10 10:57:34
rating 5.6
2012-03-08 09:50:44
rating 4.9
2012-03-04 10:35:39
rating 5.3
2012-02-15 23:58:51
rating 5.4
2012-02-11 23:58:41
rating 4.5
2012-01-27 07:03:47
rating 5.2
2012-01-04 00:49:32
rating 5.6

2011

2011-11-06 21:39:56
rating 5.2
2011-10-17 23:58:00
rating 4.9
2011-10-08 11:59:56
rating 4.6
2011-08-18 22:41:36
rating 5.6
2011-05-12 23:58:12
rating 4.1
2011-05-07 11:32:37
rating 5.5
2011-04-26 11:29:55
rating 5.4
2011-04-16 21:05:02
rating 5
2011-04-13 22:55:49
rating 5.3
2011-02-12 16:18:50
rating 5.1

2010

2010-09-10 14:13:21
rating 3.8
2011-04-19 10:51:54
19 votes, rating 5.5
Agility Monsters' locker room (II): Curse of the Rat
After a "friendly" game against yet another chaos team, the Agility Monsters are sitting in the locker room, quite shaken.

Namosz: <enters the room>

Brom: <jumps up> How are they?

Namosz: Bad news: Urgosh almost didn't make it, his head popped open out there. Doc was able to put everything back inside, but besides him being a little fragile concerning the head, there might also be some brain damage. <shrugs>

Ungor: <giggles> C-c-can't have d-d-done too much damage t-t-there.

Namosz: Ramnah got her collar bone smashed. We all know what that means...

Brumbas: <mumbles> Nuffle grants it, Nuffle takes it...

Groin: Since when do you believe in Nuffle?

Brumbas: Maybe it's about time someone does... <pauses> Imagine what would have happened to her, if Nuffle hadn't granted her supernatural strength recently.

Deluin: <surprised> I thought she was just working out pretty hard...?

Ol' Wirebeard: Come on, boy! A sweet girl like her with that muscle? Nothing natural about that! <belches>

Bjerk: <crosses his arms> Bah, Nuffle! It's been the rats!

Brom: The rats?

Bjerk: The rats!

Namosz: What do you mean?

Bjerk: Remember what has happened to us since we applied for this stupid tourney of theirs? We played six matches. In the first match we lost Barbas, I got my knee smashed and Krom suffered a serious concussion. In the second match Dhuna died. In the forth match Duewin and Krom did and Brumbas got crippled. And now Ramnah and Urgosch... <furious> That Skaven vermin bestowed a curse on us!!

Groin: He's got a point! Maybe we should have never entered that damned tourney in the first place...

Head Coach Rabe: <from the room's corner> Interesting point. I vaguely remember someone saying something like that "in the first place"...

Namosz: Hey Boss.

Head Coach Rabe: How about this? I make the arrangements, you focus on playing? I appreciate your participation for sure. And value your advice, I really do. But sometimes there have to be lines drawn.

Groin: So, what do you suggest, Boss?

Head Coach Rabe: Rebuild. Win. And get rid of that curse, if it exists.

Brom: We got some money, shall we find another runner for the next game? We could need one...

Namosz: Nah, give it some time. We have to use some journeymen next game, maybe there's some talent we can hire. We need new blockers, too - remember?

Head Coach Rabe: Good point. Namosz, Groin, Brom: You keep an eye on them, maybe you'll find something. And until that you might work on some offensive tactics. They frequently suck. Deluin: Learn how to block properly, we can't babysit you! Ungor: Practice guarding with Brumbas, Bjerk, Wirebeard - we desperately need it. <rushes out of the room>

Bjerk: <sneers> Uh, someone's pissed...

Groin: You know who else would be if she could hear you talking like that...?

Bjerk: Bah, I'm not scared of Lady Broken-Collar-Bone...

Namosz: Relax! Bjerk, head coach just feels for the team. And Ramnah's injury hit him hard, I guess.

Brumbas: Well, Nuffle... you know.
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