2008-07-29 17:10:50
36 votes, rating 2.3
Much mystery surrounds dwarf women, some say they don't exist and dwarves are spawned from the mountains but others know better.
Most dwarven women just blend right in with the men, since they have beards, bellies and a low voice. But they are markedly different. They are more agile, since they have years of training dodging beer mugs when the men have finished and want more. Most of them are also a little less tough, but not by much.
Here is the roster:
0-12 Fancybeard 4 3 3 8 Block, Thick skull 60,000 GS
0-2 Blitzers 5 3 3 9 Block, Thick skull 80,000 GS
0-2 Runners 6 3 4 8 Sure hands 90,000 GA
0-2 Cavekeepers 5 3 2 8 Block, Thick skull, Frenzy, Dauntless 90,000 GS
RR = 40k
Runesmith = yes
Fancybeards are basicly just normal dwarven women but they like to dress nice and put bling in their beards.
Blitzers are the toughest of all dwarf women and can stand up to any dwarf!
Runners are basicly the women that tend the bars, nuff said.
Cavekeepers are like housekeepers, short tempered and like things neat and tidy. So if any player on the opposing team drops so much as a sweat on the field they get crazed and beat them up!