“I'm ill, I'm tired, I don't like Elfball, and I'm grouchy. I was typing so I apo'd my niggler into the game by mistake (3/3 games missed, btw), but got away with it, thank Nuffle. I rolled five successive 1's to prevent a score in the first half. Perhaps I'm mightily one-eyed, as Chew seemed unimpressed with his end of the deal as well, seems it was the crappiest game ever, live from Crapsville, home of the crap. Somehow my lot fell over the line with the ball sticking out of their jerseys one more time than his lot.

I like to think I'm a below average whinger, but tonight the planets aligned in the manner that just about set me off, perhaps to the level of a happy Britnoth, for those that have had the pleasure. Christmas will cheer me up. Until then, humbug.

Still, an unexpected win is a win in a tight league. Either a player or a RR to come, dependant on what state my next oppo is in. Still in the hunt. Thanks for the game Chew.”