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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2010-04-04 20:41:12
10k
1/1/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
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-
2
-
1
9
-
-
19
37
1
#14 Mickey Evans – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
-
2
-
1
9
-
-
3
70
4
#5 Chris Glutton – Broken Ribs (MNG)
“Post game interview with SeraphimRed following yet another 2 point loss at Duke UTD
Reporter: To what do you attribute your draw...
Sera: Loss.
Reporter: Erm. You drew.
Sera: It felt like a loss. From now on we refer to it as a loss.
Reporter: Err, OK. To what do you attribute your ‘loss’ on Sunday?
Sera: The C*nt.
Reporter: You mean the Count?
Sera: Nope.
Reporter: ... why him?
Sera: Well, he jerked about in the game against those little guys whose bulls go pop, then he idles about near the god damn Duke of all Orcs! He was begging to go down more than coach Russo does!
Reporter: What about your tactics?
Sera: Sound as always.
Reporter: So, just the Count then?
Sera: Yep. Let’s face it, he’s become more unreliable than Coach Gritter and coach G_Force on Match Day. Idiots.
Reporter: So, I take it you won’t be hiring him for the next game against West Ham Unitedead.
Sera: Nuffle No! That would be dumb.
Reporter: Very dumb.
Sera: In fact, only an absolute idiot would hire him in his present state of form.
Reporter: Agreed.
Sera: The guy is a complete tool.
Reporter: Maybe bigger than Wotfudboy.
Sera: He won’t be gracing my team anytime soon.
Reporter: Save your money.
Sera: ...Well, unless Unitedead hire him of course.
Reporter: Of course.
[Interview over]
xxxx
Nice report Pyth.
For some bizarre reason I was so busy looking for tackle on Duke that I missed Strip Ball! :(
A season in the Champ. left me unaware to the danger of the Duke.
In hindsight I should have moved the Count further midfield to get out of his reach, or better still fouled him with my Ghoul.
One day I'll get good at this. :(
Fun and a tough match as usual though mate.”
Reporter: To what do you attribute your draw...
Sera: Loss.
Reporter: Erm. You drew.
Sera: It felt like a loss. From now on we refer to it as a loss.
Reporter: Err, OK. To what do you attribute your ‘loss’ on Sunday?
Sera: The C*nt.
Reporter: You mean the Count?
Sera: Nope.
Reporter: ... why him?
Sera: Well, he jerked about in the game against those little guys whose bulls go pop, then he idles about near the god damn Duke of all Orcs! He was begging to go down more than coach Russo does!
Reporter: What about your tactics?
Sera: Sound as always.
Reporter: So, just the Count then?
Sera: Yep. Let’s face it, he’s become more unreliable than Coach Gritter and coach G_Force on Match Day. Idiots.
Reporter: So, I take it you won’t be hiring him for the next game against West Ham Unitedead.
Sera: Nuffle No! That would be dumb.
Reporter: Very dumb.
Sera: In fact, only an absolute idiot would hire him in his present state of form.
Reporter: Agreed.
Sera: The guy is a complete tool.
Reporter: Maybe bigger than Wotfudboy.
Sera: He won’t be gracing my team anytime soon.
Reporter: Save your money.
Sera: ...Well, unless Unitedead hire him of course.
Reporter: Of course.
[Interview over]
xxxx
Nice report Pyth.
For some bizarre reason I was so busy looking for tackle on Duke that I missed Strip Ball! :(
A season in the Champ. left me unaware to the danger of the Duke.
In hindsight I should have moved the Count further midfield to get out of his reach, or better still fouled him with my Ghoul.
One day I'll get good at this. :(
Fun and a tough match as usual though mate.”
the sounds of the clomping boots of 4 mummies met the Reavers as they hosted the evil Spanish luckerz on this cold April morning.
in a game of turns and twists, Revaers hired, and then lost, the troll Bolgrot before the game had even begun, with the star being dragged away by the police complaining "but the goblin said it was over 16 officer...."
the game began with the mighty Real defensive line holding the orcs off well, until the Duke made a break down the right and set up a stall pattern. this looked sound until the evil-scurrilous-cheating count blitzed an ill-advised t6 stall and POWed the ball free. 0-0 at HT.
the second half began with the orcs facing a 8 turn drive, with (evil-scurrilous-cheating) count as the ball-carrier. daunting to say the least. Debutant Mickey Evans soon perished beneath zombie boots, and soon the Reavers were down to 8 and scrambling. The Undead moved down the right and the (evil-scurrilous-cheating) count looked poised to score in T15, but delayed, safe in his own confidence and with a supporting ghoul in tow. Is it all over? Well, no, not yet - as the Duke clambered to his feet, leapt into a TZ, dodged into 2 more TZs, GFI-ed and -2d blitzed the ball free (Strip ball). The crowd held its breath as the ball, almost in slow motion, spiraled up out of the (evil-scurrilous-cheating) Count's hands and fell....into the CROWD!!! Woosh went the ball, as it was bounced, beach-ball like, from hand to hand, before being seized by a zealous home supporter and chucked back up the pitch.
The undead had one last chance to recover and throw to the end-zone hugging (evil-scurrilous-cheating) count, but the wight managed to bugger it up.
A great advert for tight, controlled, and highly amusing Premiership OBBA football.
GG Sera, as always.”