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I don't know how we ended up here, in 2515 surrounded by monsters, but Otago is still a province and we are now it's sole representative rugby team! The rules have evolved a little, but the principles remain the same, it just involves a little more blood.





We arrived and looked for a game of Rugby, as you do. We found a few, and talk about blood, with the odd death on the field of play. At least it was them and not us.





What a mess. We went 4/1/2, which wasn't bad, and evened out the squad ready for a proper season, adjusting to the rules as we went. Earnt a bit of the local currency too, which covered the entry fee, and took the Lamburly Shield into the main comp!

Holders of the Lambhurly Shield, one win. Taken from a monster and his sycophants.

It was Season 2 for the Deserted Isles, which still looked a lot like New Zealand to us, and horrible monsters everywhere. Less deaths for them on the field, but we suffered our first loss in the long nine-game season.


Vengeance is due!
Season 2, game sixVengeance is owed Conniving Pete
Team fled the League! Cowards!

Had two successful defences against stinky monsters and a pack of giants! But some strange scaly folk were all a bit much for the girls after the beating those clumsy giants gave us. One day we will claim it back!


We lost the semi-final "Tickling" playoff to Mech Tech, the season Champions. Ah well, upwards and onwards.
On to Season 3 in the Deserted Isles, Stinkfinger division, and their deaths haunted us something fierce as we finished up 0/2/4.




Vengeance is due!
Season 3, game one
Killed by The Lich. Kill stealer!
Still at large, he will be our greatest trophy.

Season 3, game three
As good as claimed by Michaela Baker in the very same game!
The fans of those elves need dealt with too, poor Epe Elisera!


We won the bottom of the table Wobbly Boot off those woodies. It is a tragedy we were even playing for it, but there we go.
On to Season 4 in the Deserted Isles, Zuggy Cuddles division, wasn't very cuddly really, we finished an improved 3/0/3 after Mech Tech abandoned the games rather than face our growing talents in the seven-game season. So many dead!




Vengeance is due!
Season 4, Game six
Vengeance by giant Mino. Hilarious.
You'll get yours, Flame Princess.

Season 4, Game seven
Let it be known, all Ogres are dead to us. Vengeance Gavin skulked away after a slight knock from some Khemri. More than deserved!.

Season 4, Playoff
Dwarves all have to pay for the crimes of this one, it's only fair.


Just made the "Tickling" Playoffs again, out first game against those horrible little tacklers.
On to Season 5 in the Deserted Isles, Cheeky Darkies division, tragedy struck again, we finished a rather sad 0/5/2 in the seven-game season with .



Vengeance is due!
Season 5, Game four
More dwarves, when will the madness end?
Season 5, Game five
You stinker! Worse than Ogres and Dwarfs put together.
Season 5, Playoff
TROLLS! Some run off, here's more, and this! RAAAAAAGE!
Got a few shots in. First against some high-flying elfin types, a tie was ruled not enough to claim it back. But they kept stealing the ball! Second against some low-kicking elfin types, and they just plain smashed us. Third, we won the Wobbly Boot and the shield was handed to us just like that!

On to Season 6 in the Deserted Isles, Fatal Flaws division, tragedy struck again, we finished last with a continuing run of sad performances 0/4/1 in the five-game season. At least the deaths were somewhat rare.



Vengeance is due!
Season 6, Game one
The evil elves, again, at least we held the shield!

Defended against those high fliers, despite them stealing the ball. Defended against those bloodthirsty Vamps, despite a lapse on defence. Lost it to some temporary little gents with big hats, and half the team with it.

Played in, and won, the Wobbly Boot bottom of the table competition. No shield this time.

On to Season 7 in the Deserted Isles, Mech Tech division, a slight recovery of form after a softer run to finish 2/2/2 in the six-game season, oddly we didn't really kill anyone at all. Feels wrong.



Vengeance is due!
Season 7, Game three
Ogres try to take out another blitzer, NOT THIS TIME!

Season 7, Game four
Wood Elves, scum of this strange earth. Poor Kilistina.



Played in the Participation Plate mid-table competition. Lost the final to the high flyers, no vengeance either.

On to Season 8 in the Deserted Isles, Crap Bowl Plungers division, delightful isn't it? Finished a modest 4/2/1 in the seven-game season.



Vengeance is due!
Season 8, Game one
Undead, tough enough hitters to handle without that.


Played in the "Tickling" Playoffs with the best of the best. Lost first game to the eventual champions, Squishy and Breakable. Not half enough dead rats if you ask me.
On to Season 9 in the Deserted Isles, Transfusion Time division, coward scumbag vampires! Finished a fair 3/2/2 in the seven-game season.



Vengeance is due!
Season 9, Game seven
Underworld rookie blitzer, nothing the Apo could do.
Season 9, Grand final
The littlest of the short hat men, and that was just the first half.

Played in the "Tickling" Playoffs with the best once more. Won our way to the final against Temporary Placeholder. It did not go well at all.
On to Season 10 in the Deserted Isles, Blackwater Blitz division, no recognition for all our Wobbly Boots. Finished an uncomfortable 4/1/2 in the seven-game season.



Vengeance is due!
Season 10, Game one
This blitzer must die! Let nothing be spared. Olivia will show us how.
Season 10, Game three
Apes are disgusting creatures, and suprisingly mean. Nails was just the first.
Season 10, Game seven
Necromantic, a Dance Party they said, we'll be dancing on all their ashes soon enough.

Played in the "Tickling" Playoffs Lost first game to the eventual champions?, Temporary Placeholder. Those tall-hatted little monsters are an endless curse apon the Spirit.


Pending, the ladies are raring to exact some Vengeance on all sorts of players and teams.




14/20 dorf games: 3/3/8 record, oh dear.
0/16 Pictures? Are you mad?
44/50 cas for Georgia: didn't quite make it.
0/1 times has Zara killed a mummy. She's expensive.

20 more at 2000+: 9/3/8 record, boo, 52.5%.

The best parts of the Spirit.
Forwards
Tegan Hollows, 265 rushing for 16 TD, 255 hits for 10 Cas, Superstar prop, RIP.
Paige Church, 84 rushing for 6 TD, 72 hits for 3 Cas, Superstar hooker, MVP to the end.
Maddi Finch, 102 rushing for 10 TD, 511 hits for 13 Cas, Superstar flanker, there forever.
Zoe Whatarau, 152 rushing for 10 TD, 432 hits for 21 Cas, Superstar flanker, unliving!
Syreeta Norris, 567 hits for 27 Cas, Superstar lock, big girl.
Amy Rule, 110 Rushing for 9 TD, 195 hits for 5 Cas. Star sub, there at the end.
Halves
Larissa Muir, 579 rushing for 8 TD, 714 passing with 135 cp, Legend fly half, RIP.
Kathryn Kibby, 201 rushing for 2 TD, 352 passing with 80cp. Superstar halfback.
Utilities
Angie Sisifa, 389 hits for 15 Cas, Star number 8, RIP.
Kiana Wereta, 73 rushing for 9 TD, 396 hits for 25 Cas, Superstar inside centre, retired hurt.
Georgia Mason, 435 hits for 44 Cas, Superstar centre, RIP.
Teilah Ferguson, 159 hits for 18 Cas, Star centre.
Amy Du Plessis, 141 hits for 4 Cas, Star centre.
Olivia Waldron, 386 hits for 37 Cas, Superstar fullback, retired hurt.
Hannah Stolba, 120 rushing for 10 TDs, 138 blocks for 5 cas, Superstar fullback, retired hurt.
Cheyenne Cunningham, 159 blocks for 11 cas, Star fullback, there at the end.
Rebecca Todd, 322 hits for 34 Cas, Superstar number 8, there at the end.
Wings
Killistina Moata'ane, 232 rushing for 13 TD, Star winger, RIP.
Megan Manson, 173 rushing for 13 TD, Star winger, RIP.
Hollie Fraser, 896 rushing for 67 TD, Legend winger, retired hurt.
Sam Hollows, 238 rushing for 15 TD, Star winger, RIP.



New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 2 7
Dodge
Guard, Block, Fend
-ag 60 0 1 0 6 4 35/51 120k
(50+70)k
 
2
Tribal Linewoman
7 3 4 7
Dodge
+AG, Wrestle, +MA, Strip Ball, Dauntless
  50 5 6 0 3 11 84/176 180k
(50+130)k
 
3
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 4 5
Dodge
+AG, Wrestle
-av, -av, m 16 0 1 0 0 3 18/31 110k
(0)k
 
4
Tribal Linewoman
5 4 3 7
Dodge
Wrestle, Tackle, +ST, Block, Kick
-ma 111 0 5 0 27 9 114/176 180k
(50+130)k
 
5
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
6
Tribal Linewoman
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Wrestle, +MA, Tackle, Pro, Fend
  144 2 10 0 13 5 83/176 160k
(50+110)k
 
7
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
m 15 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(0)k
 
8
Koka Kalim Blitzer
7 3 3 6
Block, Dodge
+MA, Guard, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Frenzy
-av 55 0 3 0 34 5 102/176 200k
(90+110)k
 
9
Eagle Warrior Thrower
6 3 4 7
Dodge, Pass
Accurate, Sure Hands, Kick-Off Return, Strong Arm, +AG
  111 80 2 0 2 6 120/176 200k
(70+130)k
 
12
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 6
Block, Dodge
Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Grab
-av, n 31 0 0 0 18 5 61/76 170k
(90+80)k
 
13
Koka Kalim Blitzer
7 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Diving Tackle, +MA, Stand Firm, Guard
m 40 0 2 0 4 9 59/76 190k
(0)k
 
15
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Grab
n, n 30 0 2 0 11 5 53/76 170k
(90+80)k
 
16
Tribal Linewoman
5 4 3 7
Dodge
+AG, Wrestle, Dauntless, +ST
-ag, n, -ma, m 56 3 9 0 5 6 70/76 180k
(0)k
 
9 players (+4 players missing next game)  
Coach: tussock Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Amazon Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1750k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2280k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:151 (66/34/51) |TD Diff:27 (227 - 200) |Cas Diff:-19 (227/105/49 - 247/126/27)
Last Opponent: Deserted Isle Buccaneers