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I don't know how we ended up here, in 2515 surrounded by monsters, but Otago is still a province and we are now it's sole representative rugby team! The rules have evolved a little, but the principles remain the same, it just involves a little more blood.





We arrived and looked for a game of Rugby, as you do. We found a few, and talk about blood, with the odd death on the field of play. At least it was them and not us.





What a mess. We went 4/1/2, which wasn't bad, and evened out the squad ready for a proper season, adjusting to the rules as we went. Earnt a bit of the local currency too, which covered the entry fee, and took the Lamburly Shield into the main comp!

Holders of the Lambhurly Shield, one win. Taken from a monster and his sycophants.

It was Season 2 for the Deserted Isles, which still looked a lot like New Zealand to us, and horrible monsters everywhere. Less deaths for them on the field, but we suffered our first loss in the long nine-game season.


Vengeance is due!
Season 2, game sixVengeance is owed Conniving Pete
Team fled the League! Cowards!

Had two successful defences against stinky monsters and a pack of giants! But some strange scaly folk were all a bit much for the girls after the beating those clumsy giants gave us. One day we will claim it back!


We lost the semi-final "Tickling" playoff to Mech Tech, the season Champions. Ah well, upwards and onwards.
On to Season 3 in the Deserted Isles, Stinkfinger division, and their deaths haunted us something fierce as we finished up 0/2/4.




Vengeance is due!
Season 3, game one
Killed by The Lich. Kill stealer!
Still at large, he will be our greatest trophy.

Season 3, game three
As good as claimed by Michaela Baker in the very same game!
The fans of those elves need dealt with too, poor Epe Elisera!


We won the bottom of the table Wobbly Boot off those woodies. It is a tragedy we were even playing for it, but there we go.
On to Season 4 in the Deserted Isles, Zuggy Cuddles division, wasn't very cuddly really, we finished an improved 3/0/3 after Mech Tech abandoned the games rather than face our growing talents in the seven-game season. So many dead!




Vengeance is due!
Season 4, Game six
Vengeance by giant Mino. Hilarious.
You'll get yours, Flame Princess.

Season 4, Game seven
Let it be known, all Ogres are dead to us.

Season 4, Playoff
Dwarves all have to pay for the crimes of this one, it's only fair.


Just made the "Tickling" Playoffs again, out first game against those horrible little tacklers.
On to Season 5 in the Deserted Isles, Cheeky Darkies division, tragedy struck again, we finished a rather sad 0/5/2 in the seven-game season with .



Vengeance is due!
Season 5, Game four
More dwarves, when will the madness end?
Season 5, Game five
You stinker! Worse than Ogres and Dwarfs put together.
Season 5, Playoff
TROLLS! Some run off, here's more, and this! RAAAAAAGE!
Got a few shots in. First against some high-flying elfin types, a tie was ruled not enough to claim it back. But they kept stealing the ball! Second against some low-kicking elfin types, and they just plain smashed us. Third, we won the Wobbly Boot and the shield was handed to us just like that!

On to Season 6 in the Deserted Isles, Fatal Flaws division, tragedy struck again, we finished last with a continuing run of sad performances 0/4/1 in the five-game season. At least the deaths were somewhat rare.



Vengeance is due!
Season 6, Game one
The evil elves, again, at least we held the shield!

Defended against those high fliers, despite them stealing the ball. Defended against those bloodthirsty Vamps, despite a lapse on defence. Lost it to some temporary little gents with big hats, and half the team with it.

Played in, and won, the Wobbly Boot bottom of the table competition. No shield this time.

On to Season 7 in the Deserted Isles, Mech Tech division, a slight recovery of form after a softer run to finish 2/2/2 in the six-game season, oddly we didn't really kill anyone at all. Feels wrong.



Vengeance is due!
Season 7, Game three
Ogres try to take out another blitzer, NOT THIS TIME!

Season 7, Game four
Wood Elves, scum of this strange earth. Poor Kilistina.



Played in the Participation Plate mid-table competition. Lost the final to the high flyers, no vengeance either.

On to Season 8 in the Deserted Isles, Crap Bowl Plungers division, delightful isn't it? Finished a modest 4/2/1 in the seven-game season.



Vengeance is due!
Season 8, Game one
Undead, tough enough hitters to handle without that.


Played in the "Tickling" Playoffs with the best of the best. Lost first game to the eventual champions, Squishy and Breakable. Not half enough dead rats if you ask me.
On to Season 9 in the Deserted Isles, Transfusion Time division, coward scumbag vampires! Finished a fair 3/2/2 in the seven-game season.



Vengeance is due!
Season 9, Game seven
Underworld rookie blitzer, nothing the Apo could do.
Season 9, Grand final
The littlest of the short hat men, and that was just the first half.

Played in the "Tickling" Playoffs with the best once more. Won our way to the final against Temporary Placeholder. It did not go well at all.
On to Season 10 in the Deserted Isles, Blackwater Blitz division, no recognition for all our Wobbly Boots. Finished an uncomfortable 4/1/2 in the seven-game season.



Vengeance is due!
Season 10, Game one
This blitzer must die! Let nothing be spared. Olivia will show us how.
Season 10, Game three
Apes are disgusting creatures, and suprisingly mean. Nails was just the first.
Season 10, Game seven
Necromantic, a Dance Party they said, we'll be dancing on all their ashes soon enough.

Played in the "Tickling" Playoffs Lost first game to the eventual champions?, Temporary Placeholder. Those tall-hatted little monsters are an endless curse apon the Spirit.


Pending, the ladies are raring to exact some Vengeance on all sorts of players and teams.




14/20 dorf games: 3/3/8 record, oh dear.
0/16 Pictures? Are you mad?
28/50 cas for Georgia: another on the way.
0/1 times has Zara killed a mummy. She's expensive.

20 more at 2000+: 9/3/8 record, boo, 52.5%.

The best parts of the Spirit.
Forwards
Tegan Hollows, 199 rushing for 11 TD, 210 hits for 8 Cas, Superstar prop.
Syreeta Norris, 146 hits for 8 Cas, Star lock, big girl.
Zoe Whatarau, 152 rushing for 10 TD, 432 hits for 21 Cas, Superstar flanker, unliving!
Halves
Larissa Muir, 449 rushing for 7 TD, 457 passing with 86 cp, Superstar fly half.
Utilities
Angie Sisifa, 360 hits for 13 Cas, Star number 8.
Kiana Wereta, 200 hits for 10 Cas, Star inside centre.
Georgia Mason, 284 hits for 28 Cas, Superstar centre.
Olivia Waldron, 386 hits for 37 Cas, Superstar fullback, retired hurt.
Wings
Killistina Moata'ane, 232 rushing for 13 TD, Star winger, RIP.
Megan Manson, 173 rushing for 13 TD, Star winger, RIP.
Hollie Fraser, 373 rushing for 33 TD, Superstar winger.




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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1Lininia KaufanaTribal Linewoman6337Dodge 200000050k (50+0k) 
2Tegan HollowsTribal Linewoman6347Dodge, Wrestle, +AG, Strip Ball, Dauntless, Pro 86101419610250k (50+120k) 
3 Georgina McCulloughTribal Linewoman4335Dodge, Dirty Player, Kick-av, -ma, -ma, -av60120222150k (50+40k) 
4Syreeta NorrisTribal Linewoman5437Dodge, Wrestle, Tackle, +ST, Block-ma550201086650k (50+110k) 
5Annemieke van VlietTribal Linewoman6337Dodge, Wrestlem1800011750k (0k) 
6Maddi FinchTribal Linewoman7337Dodge, Wrestle, +MA, Tackle, Pro 86240955750k (50+90k) 
7Morgan HendersonTribal Linewoman6337Dodge 1100000050k (50+0k) 
9Kathryn KibbyEagle Warrior Thrower6337Dodge, Pass, Accurate, Sure Hands, Kick-Off Return 50900153670k (70+60k) 
10 Larissa MuirEagle Warrior Thrower6337Dodge, Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Strong Arm, Safe Throw, Kick-Off Returnn8493802313670k (70+110k) 
11Sam HollowsPiranha Warrior Catcher6336Dodge, Catch, Block, Side Step-av, m14030122170k (0k) 
12Kiana WeretaKoka Kalim Blitzer7337Block, Dodge, +MA, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Guard 481701557790k (90+110k) 
13Georgia MasonKoka Kalim Blitzer5347Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Piling On, +AG, Guard, Pro-ma5741035510290k (90+120k) 
14Hollie FraserPiranha Warrior Catcher7337Dodge, Catch, Block, Side Step, Sure Feet, Sprint, +MA 6023604413870k (70+110k) 
15Hannah StolbaKoka Kalim Blitzer6347Block, Dodge, Diving Tackle, +AG, Stand Firm 17120243190k (90+90k) 
16Shilo KristenTribal Linewoman6337Dodge 400000050k (50+0k) 
13 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach:tussock Re-Rolls (100k):6  
Race:Amazon Fan Factor:9  
Team Value:2290k Assistant Coaches:3  
Treasury:90000 Cheerleaders:3  
Tournament Weight:2470k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:90 (41/19/30) |TD Diff:22 (133 - 111) |Cas Diff:-4 (138/64/27 - 140/75/18)
Last Opponent: Disregarded Derelicts