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Do You Even LIFT, Bro
Roster [R] Ogre
For Bro's that Lift, Heavy Lifting is now open!

Are your players weak?
Do they struggle to bench a snotling?
Need heavy objects for your players to lift?


Then look no further, the Ogres of Do you Even lift Bro? have joined forces with ReBlock to open a state of the art gym consisting of heavy objects and spiked boots for your players to train in.

Reblock putting the POW into blocks!




The team gym has been robbed, fortunately through various underworld contacts, the identity of the thieves has been discovered.

None other than another DLE coaches underhanded and sneaky Gobbos.

We have now challenged these height and strength challenged theives to a best of five matches for eternal bragging rights and boot polishing services. However they have already lucked out two wins against us and we have to win all three of the remaining games!

Current Score
Gobbos: II
Bros: I

Badges earned:



and once more...




Star Players Slain:
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3865514
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3839508
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3860512
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3863579
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3863637
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3869233
https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3870510
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3899793
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3904278
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3865771
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3923741
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3926768



Credit to Kondor for the Team Logo. Thank-you very much.


The Bros that Lift have accomplished this feat 10 times in their history although several of these are rolling on from the previous accomplishment:
Games 178 to 188, 470 to 480, 471 to 481, 544 to 554, 545 to 555, 546 to 556, 640 to 650, 641 to 651, 642 to 652, 643 to 653.

Closed Shop Badge:

Game 1 vs. Mulots des villes. https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3893936
Game 8 and Punch (+st block frenzy break tackling juggernaut of destruction) gets killed by a chainsaw playing down 500TV yay! gogogo Nuffle you sopping wet turdburgling piece of poo stuck to the rim of a toilet. https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3894404
Game 15 and Dragon gets a serious concussion (-1AV) when I get diced in this game: https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3894587
Game 25 and a close loss against some wood elves who are playing massively up in TV.
25/25

XFL XI (2017) Ogre XFL and the Bro's that lift crash and I mean CRASH out in a horrible match vs. Doofr's ogres the Mighty Calins: https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3898106

XFL XII (2018) Ogre XFL the Bro's make it to the 2nd round but lose out to the final winners

Its a shame I had high hopes for these ogres in that tournament.

Played a disastrous game here: https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3992241 lost my best player in the 2nd turn to a non mighty blow block and the rest of the game followed suit. Probably cause I had such good dice the previous game. Cause you know dice averages and stuff... Shitty RNG :-(

The game is notable for another point. After the game the healthy legend ogre Lil'Bear was sacked for not having block or juggernaut. So was Battlelore 2018, no doubles in 4 rolls and a weak team means he cannot be carried anymore. SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST baby.

The TV was trimmed even further with the sacking of Asteflix (niggled leader snot) and rolls1 (diving tackler)

Steroids have been brought, training plans updated to include HIIT and the team is heading to the gym and training pitch to work hard. There will be no play until the team is good enough.

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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1 ColossusOgre5529Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Break Tackle 110006327140k (140+50k) 
2John WayneOgre5529Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate 1000000140k (140+0k) 
3 Complicated French Canadian...Ogre5529Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle, Juggernaut, Block, Leap 2603016566140k (140+100k) 
5 WarOgre5529Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Stand Firm, Grab, Block, Multiple Block, Break Tackle 23200315714390140k (140+130k) 
6 Lucky No. SexOgre5529Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle, Juggernaut, Strong Arm 190105538140k (140+60k) 
7HuggerRunt5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Diving Tackle 1112000720k (20+20k) 
8SeatRunt5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy 000000020k (20+0k) 
9 SlappedRunt5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Block, Catch 15020021620k (20+50k) 
10FattyBomBomRunt5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy 900000020k (20+0k) 
11GunnerRunt4135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy-ma2901010520k (20+0k) 
12HammerTimeRunt5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Diving Tackle 1801001820k (20+20k) 
13Awesome SauceRunt5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy 1000000020k (20+0k) 
14Say What???Runt5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy 800000020k (20+0k) 
15LoafRunt4135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy-ma, m900000020k (0k) 
16Tick tick BOOMRunt5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Catch 16010121520k (20+20k) 
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach:ben_awesome Re-Rolls (140k):4  
Race:Ogre Fan Factor:5  
Team Value:1730k Assistant Coaches:1  
Treasury:30000 Cheerleaders:1  
Tournament Weight:1750k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:715 (81/92/542) |TD Diff:-1079 (442 - 1521) |Cas Diff:-509 (1391/684/299 - 1960/647/276)
Last Opponent: Shadow Over Squeekmouth