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Sticks n' Stones
Roster [R] Shambling Undead
We collect zombies!

49 products of our recrutiment drive thus far:

5 Dark Elves (The Seven Seas (Witch), Zorro (Line), St Lawrence (Line) (sent down to our feeder team, the Toronto Maple Leafs!), and Whiner (Line) from Pretty Girls and Poison; Ferro (line) from The Mostly Come at Night (in a GLT qualifier)
6 Orc linemen (PigChompa, Dorbst!, Prashar, Lurzur, and Smeone not like a bunny (from Guys Named Erik - he converted and was promptly niggled by his ex-teammates), and Barl'Gor Nosemaw.
1 Orc Bob (Bloody Smurf), from Doh in the first round of the WO IX (2014)
1 Human catcher (Running Ron), a 118 SPP catcher who fell on a GFI, died, failed his apoc, then rosegloriously from the dead to join us. Unlucky sod - how will he do in the afterlife?
2 Human blitzerz (Patronus) from Republic of Rome (Patronus had a great career with us, gaining +st and block before fiannly being slain in the XFL Undead quarter final in March 2010) and (Green Tea) from Rising Sun Ramblers
2 Human Linemen (Green Tea, Bruno Kruck) from Rising Sun Rumblers and Hochland Longbombers
1 Wood Elf Thrower (Mr Thrower Elf)
1 Wood Elf Lineman (Julius Coldfist) a journeyman from Emeric's Wood Hard As Steel.
3 Norse (Raasted, Tolg, Rhino Hellburn Avatar (from the famed Hellbound Ones!), Cary (Colby Eagles)
2 Flesh Golem - Necro: Gob Smack, and Perfect from Now ON (Built to Spill)
1 Wolf (Snarf), from the infamous Sleeper in Metropolis
1, um, Khemri skeleton (Pamer), from Smack my SMACK UP (Khem)
3 Gutter runners (Leonardo) from Los discipulos de Astilla, Paul Morgan, and Spike.
2 Skaven line rats (Longtail), from the Ripfang Clan, and Balles (from the Ratikis Blues Band)
1 necro zombie - (skaven killer), recruited in a 4 RIP bashing of Onionkillers (how ironic their name was).
3 Undead zombies (Lungbutter, Hurly, Violet), ftom Hinojky Devils, Undertaker's Pride (in a WO qualifier), and Under Takers.
1 Undead Wight (Blennies) ex-4st super wight, from Sleeps with the Fishes.
1 Undead Ghoul ("killer" Martino), from Dead Seed.
1 Undead Skelington (Immortal, from the Cloverfield Corpse Carriers, in a wondrous Halloween eve 13 to 2 CAS game!
2 Chaos Beastmen (Purzel and sir Smashmouth) from Tiermenschen and Lords of Carnage
1 Rotter Beastman (Worf V) from Startrek the Next Generation
2 Pro Elf linemen (Damien Pleiss) from Chewie's Scousers and Sick from Doll's Popes of Mope (in a 2nd round GLT qualifier game)
1 Dorf Blitzer (Bill) from Cyrus's Whatsname, in a LC qualifier 2nd round match.
1 CD Hobgoblin (Hat Polisher) from Lost Hooves, in our LC V Qualifier victory! Trophy Hobgoblin!
1 High Elf Thrower (Besi) from Team Gleis, in a WO qualifier dicing.
1 Thrall (Hey, Soul Sister) from Under the Milky Way
1 Chaos Pact Marauder (Harold the Horrid), from Dalfort's wonderful Total Access Team
1 STAR (Bolgrot the Orc Chainsaw, renamed Edward Truefist) in a game vs New York Giants r

Our policy with new zombies is keep them for a few games, and if they get a skill they stay, if not we sell them off to the glue factory.

We won a thing: Lustrian Challenge V Qualifier VIII

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Left Hand of God VIIMummy3519Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Guard, Stand Firm, Block 2500010440120k (120+70k) 
2The Right Hand of God VIMummy3519Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Block, Guard, Break Tackle, Grab, Dodge 64010398121120k (120+120k) 
3Filthy Dodge MonkeyWight Blitzer6338Block, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut 16010422190k (90+40k) 
4 Edward TruefistZombie4328Regeneration 1200000040k (40+0k) 
5Dr RobertWight Blitzer6428Block, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, +ST, Juggernaut, Tackle, Break Tackle-ag330503228990k (90+130k) 
6Bloody SmurfZombie4328Regeneration 800000040k (40+0k) 
7Harold the HorridZombie4328Regeneration 2300000040k (40+0k) 
8Sbip SpobGhoul Runner7337Dodge 000000070k (70+0k) 
9BallesZombie4328Regenerationn1900000040k (40+0k) 
10Mr OliverZombie3328Regeneration, Dirty Player, Block, Tackle, Kick, Wrestle-ma190000181310140k (40+100k) 
11SickZombie4328Regeneration, Dirty Player 44100021140k (40+20k) 
12Hat PolisherZombie4328Regeneration, Dirty Player, Wrestle 39110221840k (40+40k) 
13Derpy mc DerpGhoul Runner7337Dodge, Block 803000970k (70+20k) 
14FerroZombie4328Regeneration 500010240k (40+0k) 
15Barl'Gor NosemawZombie4328Regeneration 300000040k (40+0k) 
15 players  
Coach: pythrr Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Shambling Undead Fan Factor: 7  
Team Value: 1810k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 170000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1810k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:193 (103/30/60) |TD Diff:77 (297 - 220) |Cas Diff:154 (279/213/88 - 236/136/54)
Last Opponent: Hellbound Charioteers