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Pig Sty Alley
Roster [R] Necromantic Horror


Most successful Necromantic team (Won 431 of 617 ~ 70%)

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Records
• 27 wins • 2 losses • 3 draws • 28 undefeated • 8 winless • FF16


Tournaments Won
• SMACK Sched LEG CVI
• SMACK Sched LEG CXIV
• SMACK Sched LEG CXVI
• SMACK Sched LEG CXXIV
• SMACK Sched LEG CXXXII
• XFL VIII Necromantic
SMACK Brawl XLVII

Oh, so you wanna be annihilated?

Inspired by the movie Kung Fu Hustle, where Pig Sty Alley is home to incognito kung fu legends and less capable inhabitants.

It took a while to learn with the team, going 2-2-4 in the first 8 games, but then Pig Sty Alley regrouped to build a fairly impressive subsequent record of 20-1-2 with 1 of only 2 losses being an exit from the GLT! These days form is a little less spectacular but the team wins more than it loses, and that's what counts!

All Time Greats
Wulang Staff ~ 341spp 88td +AG +MA wolf
Landlady ~ 260spp 101cas +ST pomb wight
Eight Trigram Staff ~ 337spp 135cas clawpomb wolf
The Coat aka Evil Spirit of the Fire Cloud ~ 607spp 114gms 3223run 166td
Palm Descended from Heaven (11th Palm) ~ 451spp 196cas clawpomb wolf
Landlady ~ 259spp ST5 AG4 blodge wight

Ex-Hopefuls
Landlady ~ +AG,p,sa,acc ghoul
Kunlun Toad ~ 9448 blodge wolf
Sing ~ +ST dt/blodge golem
Deadly Melody ~ 9348 blodge sh wolf
Ex-Mascots
Tailor
Cereal Bar
Coolie
Assman

Player Grudges
• j0de's Nurkulan Mukulat killed mascot Coolie
• Emeyin's Fight Gone Bad killed super ghoul Landlady (passer) - target Grant
• Mateuszzzzzz's Annoyingly Green Armada IV killed freak wolf Kunlun Toad
• Arktoris' Hellbound Charioteers killed stalwart golem Sing - target Mighty Mouse
• Oryx's Wild Weeds killed legend wight Landlady whilst whining
• Shoebdoo's Cult Killas killed mascot Assman

Tournament Grudges
• Ulrik's Dirty Little Dinos for GLT VIII qualifier final defeat
• Punk77's Pink Troll Killers for WO walk off and UI dodge
• Sven's Another Pack Of Rats for UI IX qualifier final defeat

Tournament History
• GLT VI: Forlorn Races Qualifiers 2 ~ 2nd Round
• GLT VIII: Forlorn Races Qualifiers 3 ~ Runner Up
FUMBBL SMACK Sched LEG CVI ~ Winners
• Warpstone Open VIII Qualifier II ~ Round 2
• UI IX Qualifier: Bronze Lantern ~ Runner Up
FUMBBL SMACK Sched LEG CXIV ~ Winners (Final pitch cleared!)
• GLT IX: Fastest To Apply Qualifier 2 - Runner Up (R1 conceded, R2 pitch cleared!)
FUMBBL SMACK Sched LEG CXVI ~ Winners (R1 pitch cleared!)
FUMBBL SMACK Sched LEG CXXIV ~ Winners
• FUMBBL Cup XII ~ Round 1
FUMBBL SMACK Sched LEG CXXXII ~ Winners
XFL VIII Necromantic - Winners
UI XIV Qualifier: Crimson Lantern ~ Runner Up

Rivalries
• Carlo's Angry Newscasters (10/1/0)
• FatEddie's Cloverfield Corpse Carriers (5/2/1)
• Madvig's Cubic (4/0/3)
• Toombs' Bezerkers [R] (5/1/0)
• Dmitri's Mundo Antiguo (2/2/2)
• DemolitionMan's Rollo Funebre !!! (4/1/0)
• Vanguard's Bearded Min Maxers (2/2/1)
• khondar's Traidores Caóticos (2/1/2)
• DrunkAgent's Bloody Stumble (4/0/0)
• Toombs' Claws of the Night [R] (3/1/0)
• Rumanski's Schlumpen (3/0/1)
• Arktoris' Hellbound Charioteers (2/1/1)
• Kenty's Sleeper in Metropolis (2/1/1)
• BoT's Stinging Police (2/0/2)
• Arktoris' Inglorious Undead Hunters (3/0/0)
• Madvig's Snagas Decibles (2/1/0)
• Prez's Souless Slayers (2/0/1)
• RobRoyDuncan's Well-Read Pestilence (2/0/1)
• Stonetroll's Spirit Breaker (2/0/1)

Wolves
Buddhist Palm, Deadly Melody, Kunlun Toad, Wulang Staff, The Beast, Hexagon Staff, Twelve Kicks, Eight Trigram Staff, Evil Spirit of the Fire Cloud, Palm Descended from Heaven

Golems
Bone, Sing

Ghouls
Yang Guo, Guqin, Taijiquan, Xiaolongnu, Dragon's Daughter

Wights
Lion's Roar, Iron Rings, Landlord, Landlady

Zombies
Brother Sum, Beast, Donut, Coolie, Tailor, Fong, Beggar, Assman

Although, we take anybody in!


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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Evil Spirit of the Fire CloudWerewolf8338Frenzy, Claw, Regeneration, Block, Tackle, Dodge 111103535120k (120+60k) 
2 Palm Descended from HeavenWerewolf8358Frenzy, Claw, Regeneration, +AG, +AG, Leap 411111038120k (120+100k) 
3SingFlesh Golem4429Stand Firm, Thick Skull, Regeneration, Block, Guard 210005220110k (110+40k) 
4BoneFlesh Golem4429Stand Firm, Thick Skull, Regeneration 2000015110k (110+0k) 
5LandladyWight Blitzer6338Block, Regeneration, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard 24110633190k (90+60k) 
6LandlordWight Blitzer6448Block, Regeneration, Guard, +ST, +AG, Dodge, Tackle 59518011812190k (90+160k) 
7 NathanZombie4328Regeneration 400000040k (40+0k) 
8Lion's RoarGhoul Runner7337Dodge, Sure Hands 702000670k (70+20k) 
9 George WhitewingZombie4328Regeneration 1800000040k (40+0k) 
10DonutZombie4328Regeneration, Wrestle, Fend 34000432340k (40+40k) 
11CoolieZombie4328Regeneration, Dirty Player 12000021040k (40+20k) 
13BeastZombie4328Regeneration 1100000040k (40+0k) 
15 Dreitagebart VIIZombie4328Regeneration, Block, Fend, Kick 92000484840k (40+60k) 
16 Erykk GudrianZombie4328Regeneration, Dirty Player, Wrestle 72000332140k (40+40k) 
14 players  
Coach:Chainsaw Re-Rolls (140k):3  
Race:Necromantic Horror Fan Factor:13  
Team Value:1930k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:190000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1930k Apothecary:No  

Games Played:620 (433/76/111) |TD Diff:738 (1240 - 502) |Cas Diff:430 (1211/656/249 - 834/577/275)
Last Opponent: Khorne Knights