TROPHY ROOM

PAST PLAYERS

There is no higher honour for a squire or peasant to die for his team in the line of duty (or for any other reason, such as his lord wishing it). With each fatality the prestige of the Knights of the Roundish Stable surely increases. After all, if you play and no one dies, does it really count as a proper game?

But fear not, all is not lost for Aggy Arfur. He continues to inspire and frustrate with his irresistible incompetence...

His widow still receives monthly bill to this day for the cost of his unreturned rented kit.

*** Did you know...

Originally their stadium was round, but the knights were unsatisfied with the facilities and insisted on having individual jacuzzis. The peasants were displaced from their changing room, to house the additions, and were provided with a broom cupboard instead. After repeated beatings for 'hiding in a cupboard' however, the peasants slopped together and added a mud annex for themselves.