It appears for the umpteenth time that I have lost my super sexy girlfriend.

She accused me of liking the game more than her. This shocked me a little, am I an uber geek, who can no longer socialise in real world activities?

So I turned to her and said 'honey demo anata mo suki desu'.

("But honey, I do like you as well").

The wrong thing to say apparently.

This all came about, after an enjoyable evening at a restaurant though we had to leave early, because of an arranged a league match, that I couldn't be late for.

So I am now writing a personal ad, looking for a new girlfriend:

Slightly worn but generally charismatic mouse wlt sexy door or field (no common housemice please) mouse for candlelit dinners, fun times and my undying devotion.

In return I would like it if you would eat ****ing quicker than the last one, as I have some low important cup competion quarter final starting in 10 minutes, and if you ain't finished, I'm ditching.