From the gossip pages of The Ulthuaner's sports section...

200th game of Tunks ended up with a crazy party at the lower ends of the village of Manseel. Somebody intoxicated at 2 dodges 1 blitz management decided it was a fabulous idea to celebrate the 5th fractured skull/serious concussion of Tunks by having a little memorial match for his career.

Some fellow linemen considered the scheduled match to be the memorial match of Masentaa - a 93 game veteran who was fired after following the footsteps of Tunks and receiving another incapacitating injyry.

Upcoming match was also the 100th match of Viilettää, the most successful and only player in team's history to learn strip balling - A major flaw for any team according to Blood Bowl analyst Bob Bifford.

The match was a success and another crazy-wow-parteeh was sure to be held! Check out the poems and paintings from page 12 of our premium subscriber magazine! Here we present the shocking interview we got from the star of the match, Viilettää. Interviewing him is the ever-beautiful Lorei:

Lorei: Being nominated as the MVP in your 100th game must be awesome? I gotta ask you straight, how are you feeling?

Viilettää: I did it all. Stole the ball twice, made us win. I guess that was peak point of my career.

L: It was the most awesome performance of the current year according to our sports correspondant Wyeana. However you seemed to be missing for almost a quarter of the game, how so?

V: Werewolf was kind enough to help me out of the field at turn 4 or so in the second half. I came straight here to get the first bottle of bloodweiser with my buddy Tunks over there. *waves at Tunks*

L: Amazing! So how did you like playing with 5 total strangers on the field? I mean it must've been hard for you to watch those lowborn stumble against each other like humans?

V: Nah, not really. They do their jobs as they are paid. Gotta say, I actually enjoy having them in the team on an occasion. That's really admirable thing for them to do, put their lives on the line and all.

L: Oh, so you have a soft spot for lowborns then? You know, I myself are lowborn and I seriously consider you the-hottest-guy-on-the-field, how'd you like it?

V: Errrhhh, what? *looks at L with dismay*

L: Sorry sorry, my mind wandered off.

V: You know, this is supposed to be secret to be held till next game is over, but I gotta say it to you now while I can be held non-responsible because of my intoxication: I'm being fired.

L: WHOA WHA? You can't...

V: *interrupts* Yeah, coach says I'm not as nimble as I used to be... that my waist is now larger than my paycheck.

L: How can he say that? This is big news Viilettää, how are you coping with it?

V: I'm doing better than in a long time. Now I can pursue lots of other avenues of my life.

L: Got anybody to share those roads with you? *winks*

V: Yeah, sorry. Gotta join the others, I think this interview is over now.

L: Okay, thanks for the interview and sheer pleasure of your looks while playing! Lots of women are going to miss watching you from the stands!


You should watch the interview in exclusive video presented by The Crystal Ball Service next week. Also TCBS and College of Celestial Magic sponsor the 2 dodges 1 blitz by showing all the coverages of their matches live.

Also be sure to check out the sports results for the matches afformentioned. Pg 87 and 88 contain the 200th match of Tunks and 100th match of Viilettää TCBS provides full video coverage for both of the matches, it should be noted that the 200th match of Tunks is rated only for mature elf audience due to excessive gore.