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Singed Poor Scoundrels
P [L] Goblin

Location: A small tropical island
Nickname: Scoundrels
Stadium: The Theatre of Breams
Surface: Unmentionable

Colors: Red and white
Sponsor: McMurty's Hat Emporium




In the far north of the Southern Wastes, only the most disciplined and resourceful can surive. Or if you're not disciplined and resourceful, you can steal a chainsaw and an old pogo stick from somebody's shed, a big ball of metal and some chain from a scrapyard, and take what you need from the disciplined and resourceful.

Living close to The Equator (a menagerie lion running around the earth) has left most of the Scoundrels in a near-constant state of hysteric fear. Their only solace has been their captive Halfling Chef, Toastmaster Crumblepuff, who has kept their bellies full all winter. And if they're careful, he might last a few more meals...

There is something a little bit fishy about the Scoundrels, although only the most unkind would suggest that's because their stadium, the Theatre of Breams, is just a disused fish factory. No proper person would say such a horrible thing, now would they?

Like many Stunty teamsl, the Scoundrels don't get awarded many trophies, so they make their own ones up and put them here
Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out Aware For Shortest Career: Vegemite Disaster, killed in the Scoundrels' very first match.

SWL LXXV
A great season for the Scoundrels. Not only did they claim their first draw, they saw the following trophies:
Most Blocks (65): Manshape Gutwart
Most Casualties (9): Manshape Gutwart
Most Fouls (23): Pinkeye Growthspurt

Greatest HitsPlayers (Red are Journeymen)
Killed
Minus Strength
Minus Movement
Minus Agility
Minus Armor
Niggling Injury
Missed Next Game
Badly Hurt


In their first season (SWL Regionals LXXIII), despite only playing five matches, the Scoundrels topped the division for fouls, averaging almost five per game. (They let themselves down somewhat by failing to foul their fellow arborists in their last game of the season.)

The team record for fouls in one game is 13, playing against the Murine Cultists. In that game they badly hurt 3 and killed one elf, representing a 31% foul-to-casualty ratio. This record was broken two matches later, when the Scoundrels almost had a perfect record, finishing with 14 fouls against the Denizens of the Dreamlands, although that was less productive (2 players badly hurt and a minotaur left with a damaged back that will hopefully cause him trouble for years to come).
Everyone loves Ladyshape Grumbleflick, glamourous star of the line of scrimmage

*** Did you know...
The team offers a full medical plan to all players, providing by the It Won't Stop Hurting If You Don't Get Better School of Medicine. The team has promised to never drop any players due to injury. Death, for now, has only be the escape of a very few... Misebehaviour during the off-season is of course punished as harshly as possible.

A failure to injure enough players in SWL LXXIII led to a budget shortfall for the team, and as a result they had to sack 60% of their cheerleaders. Which should have lead to an increase in team morale going forward. Later accounting irregularities meant the Scoundrels were able to afford to keep most of their players. (Most of the starting team were then sacked or resigned anyway, "to keep 'em fresh")

In SWL LXXV, Pinkeye Growthspurt fouled 23 times (that's just one less foul than the entire team managed when they won the award for the most fouls in their inaugural season, SWL LXXIII) and won the coveted Bronze Boot.
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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Ladyshape GrumbleflickTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Strong Arm, Stand Firm 260007539110k (110+60k) 
2 Manshape GutwartTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Block, Pro, Thick Skull 2600023256110k (110+100k) 
3 Avo Smash ToastyflakeLooney6237Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty 700000040k (40+0k) 
4Bouncy Bouncy Slim Hammerha...Fanatic3737Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty 400000070k (70+0k) 
5 Mrs Legneck Won't-Stop-Boun...Pogoer7237Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty, Sure Feet, Sprint 7340122770k (70+40k) 
6 "Unfriendly" Fructose Overdose'Ooligan6237Dodge, Disturbing Presence, Fan Favourite, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step 2111020870k (70+20k) 
7 Irene ShandyhandsBomma6247Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty, +AG, Side Step 17210042540k (40+60k) 
8Vegemite DisasterGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 700000040k (40+0k) 
9 Little Willy No-MatesGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Catch 1420020640k (40+20k) 
10 Wonton ViolenceGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 2001000340k (40+0k) 
11 Pinkeye GrowthspurtGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player 21010111040k (40+30k) 
13 "Burning Sensation" GroggGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step 2500111940k (40+20k) 
15 Bogan Picnic Grande RoyaleGoblin5237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty-ma, m500000040k (0k) 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: MrCushtie Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 3  
Team Value: 1360k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 200000 Cheerleaders: 1  
Tournament Weight: 1440k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:26 (2/1/23) |TD Diff:-53 (11 - 64) |Cas Diff:0 (41/18/14 - 56/11/6)
Last Opponent: Nuffle's Decaydence