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Singed Poor Scoundrels
P [L] Goblin

Location: A small tropical island
Nickname: Scoundrels
Stadium: The Theatre of Breams
Surface: Unmentionable

Colors: Red and white
Sponsor: McMurty's Hat Emporium




In the far north of the Southern Wastes, only the most disciplined and resourceful can surive. Or if you're not disciplined and resourceful, you can steal a chainsaw and an old pogo stick from somebody's shed, a big ball of metal and some chain from a scrapyard, and take what you need from the disciplined and resourceful.

Living close to The Equator (a menagerie lion running around the earth) has left most of the Scoundrels in a near-constant state of hysteric fear. Their only solace has been their captive Halfling Chef, Toastmaster Crumblepuff, who has kept their bellies full all winter. And if they're careful, he might last a few more meals...

There is something a little bit fishy about the Scoundrels, although only the most unkind would suggest that's because their stadium, the Theatre of Breams, is just a disused fish factory. No proper person would say such a horrible thing, now would they?
Like many Stunty teams, the Scoundrels don't get awarded many trophies, so they make their own ones up and put them here.

Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out Aware For Shortest Career: Vegemite Disaster, killed in the Scoundrels' very first match.

SWL LXXIII
After playing 6 games in their inaugural season, failed to achieve anything spectacular apart from
Most fouls (24)

SWL LXXIV
Most fouls (64)
Most kills (6)
Sadly, no players qualified for anything special in the season...

SWL LXXV
A great season for the Scoundrels. Not only did they claim their first draw, they saw the following trophies:
Most Blocks (65): Manshape Gutwart
Most Casualties (9): Manshape Gutwart
Most Fouls (23): Pinkeye Growthspurt

SWL LXXVI
... and things just got better and better for the Scoundrels. Two victories (including the time Nuffle blessed them with a pitch clear against some dark elves) and a late forfeit by a rival meant they missed the wooden spoon for the first time. Maybe it's time to start talking about a dynasty.

The team are now reliably threatening to the health of other players:
Most fouls (68)
Most casualties (20)
Most kills (5)
Highest block:casualty ratio (14.7).

In addition, the following trophies:
Most Heart (114 turns): Manshape Gutwart
Most Casualties (6): Manshape Gutwart
Most Fouls (29): Pinkeye Growthspurt


Greatest HitsPlayers (Red are Journeymen)
Killed
Minus Strength
Minus Movement
Minus Agility
Minus Armor
Niggling Injury
Missed Next Game
Badly Hurt


In their first season (SWL Regionals LXXIII), despite only playing five matches, the Scoundrels topped the division for fouls, averaging almost five per game. (They let themselves down somewhat by failing to foul their fellow arborists in their last game of the season.)

The team record for fouls in one game is 13, playing against the Murine Cultists. In that game they badly hurt 3 and killed one elf, representing a 31% foul-to-casualty ratio. This record was broken two matches later, when the Scoundrels almost had a perfect record, finishing with 14 fouls against the Denizens of the Dreamlands, although that was less productive (2 players badly hurt and a minotaur left with a damaged back that will hopefully cause him trouble for years to come).

The undoubted star of the team, Manshape Gutwart, often threatening to go pro for another team, but unable to quit the Scoundrels:
Manshape Gutwart
Troll
MA
ST
AG
AV
G
4
5
1
9
50
R
B
P
F
Spp
0
408
-1
1
105
Cp
Td
In
Cas
Mvp
0
0
0
40
5
Injuries
Broken Neck
Skills
Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Block, Pro, Thick Skull, Break Tackle

Before her untimely death, Mrs Legneck was the most decorated Pogoer ever in the SWL. She will be missed.


Mrs Legneck-Won't-Stop-Bouncing
Pogoer
MA
ST
AG
AV
G
7
2
3
7
26
R
B
P
F
Spp
347
27
16
8
57
Cp
Td
In
Cas
Mvp
6
8
0
1
5
Injuries
Dead
Skills
Dodge,Leap,Very Long Legs,Stunty,Sure Feet,Sprint,Diving Catch,Side Step


*** Did you know...
The team offers a full medical plan to all players, providing by the It Won't Stop Hurting If You Don't Get Better School of Medicine. The team has promised to never drop any players due to injury. Death, for now, has only be the escape of a very few... Misebehaviour during the off-season is of course punished as harshly as possible.

A failure to injure enough players in SWL LXXIII led to a budget shortfall for the team, and as a result they had to sack 60% of their cheerleaders. Which should have lead to an increase in team morale going forward. Later accounting irregularities meant the Scoundrels were able to afford to keep most of their players. (Most of the starting team were then sacked or resigned anyway, "to keep 'em fresh")

In SWL LXXV, Pinkeye Growthspurt fouled 23 times (that's just one less foul than the entire team managed when they won the award for the most fouls in their inaugural season, SWL LXXIII) and won the coveted Bronze Boot.
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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Infant ChildshapeTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate 2000000110k (110+0k) 
2 Manshape GutwartTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Block, Pro, Thick Skull, Break Tackle-ag56000476124110k (110+120k) 
3Avo Smash ToastyflakeLooney6237Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty 900000040k (40+0k) 
4Very Unfriendly Fructose Ov...'Ooligan6237Dodge, Disturbing Presence, Fan Favourite, Right Stuff, Stunty 000000070k (70+0k) 
5Little Miss Legneck Won't S...Pogoer7237Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty, Sure Feet, Sprint 9100031670k (70+40k) 
6Burst Inner Tube WatsonGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 600000040k (40+0k) 
7 Irene ShandyhandsBomma6247Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty, +AG, Side Step, +MA-ma46630354640k (40+90k) 
8Disappointing Suction DysonGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stuntym900000040k (0k) 
11 Pinkeye GrowthspurtGoblin5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player-av, -ma47010111040k (40+30k) 
15Beesting FunnylipsGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 900000040k (40+0k) 
16Geoff From AboveDoom Diver6237Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop, Catch 6100021160k (60+20k) 
17 Tristan FastorcJourneyman Goblin6237Loner, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 100000040k (40+0k) 
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: MrCushtie Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 4  
Team Value: 1300k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40000 Cheerleaders: 1  
Tournament Weight: 1340k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:56 (4/3/49) |TD Diff:-125 (28 - 153) |Cas Diff:-16 (90/44/21 - 119/41/11)
Last Opponent: MacHumburgers