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Singed Poor Scoundrels
Roster [L] Goblin

Location: A small tropical island
Nickname: Scoundrels
Stadium: The Theatre of Breams
Surface: Unmentionable

Colors: Red and white
Sponsor: McMurty's Hat Emporium

In the far north of the Southern Wastes, only the most disciplined and resourceful can surive. Or if you're not disciplined and resourceful, you can steal a chainsaw and an old pogo stick from somebody's shed, a big ball of metal and some chain from a scrapyard, and take what you need from the disciplined and resourceful.

Living close to The Equator (a menagerie lion running around the earth) has left most of the Scoundrels in a near-constant state of hysteric fear. Their only solace has been their captive Halfling Chef, Toastmaster Crumblepuff, who has kept their bellies full all winter. And if they're careful, he might last a few more meals...

There is something a little bit fishy about the Scoundrels, although only the most unkind would suggest that's because their stadium, the Theatre of Breams, is just a disused fish factory. No proper person would say such a horrible thing, now would they?
Like many Stunty teams, the Scoundrels don't get awarded many trophies, so they make their own ones up and put them here.

Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out Aware For Shortest Career: Vegemite Disaster, killed in the Scoundrels' very first match.

After playing 6 games in their inaugural season, failed to achieve anything spectacular apart from
Most fouls (24)

Most fouls (64)
Most kills (6)
Sadly, no players qualified for anything special in the season...

A great season for the Scoundrels. Not only did they claim their first draw, they saw the following trophies:
Most Blocks (65): Manshape Gutwart
Most Casualties (9): Manshape Gutwart
Most Fouls (23): Pinkeye Growthspurt

... and things just got better and better for the Scoundrels. Two victories (including the time Nuffle blessed them with a pitch clear against some dark elves) and a late forfeit by a rival meant they missed the wooden spoon for the first time. Maybe it's time to start talking about a dynasty.

The team are now reliably threatening to the health of other players:
Most fouls (68)
Most casualties (20)
Most kills (5)
Highest block:casualty ratio (14.7).

In addition, the following trophies:
Most Heart (114 turns): Manshape Gutwart
Most Casualties (6): Manshape Gutwart
Most Fouls (29): Pinkeye Growthspurt

Greatest HitsPlayers (Red are Journeymen)
Minus Strength
Minus Movement
Minus Agility
Minus Armor
Niggling Injury
Missed Next Game
Badly Hurt

In their first season (SWL Regionals LXXIII), despite only playing five matches, the Scoundrels topped the division for fouls, averaging almost five per game. (They let themselves down somewhat by failing to foul their fellow arborists in their last game of the season.)

The team record for fouls in one game is 13, playing against the Murine Cultists. In that game they badly hurt 3 and killed one elf, representing a 31% foul-to-casualty ratio. This record was broken two matches later, when the Scoundrels almost had a perfect record, finishing with 14 fouls against the Denizens of the Dreamlands, although that was less productive (2 players badly hurt and a minotaur left with a damaged back that will hopefully cause him trouble for years to come).
Everyone loves Ladyshape Grumbleflick, glamourous star of the line of scrimmage

*** Did you know...
The team offers a full medical plan to all players, providing by the It Won't Stop Hurting If You Don't Get Better School of Medicine. The team has promised to never drop any players due to injury. Death, for now, has only be the escape of a very few... Misebehaviour during the off-season is of course punished as harshly as possible.

A failure to injure enough players in SWL LXXIII led to a budget shortfall for the team, and as a result they had to sack 60% of their cheerleaders. Which should have lead to an increase in team morale going forward. Later accounting irregularities meant the Scoundrels were able to afford to keep most of their players. (Most of the starting team were then sacked or resigned anyway, "to keep 'em fresh")

In SWL LXXV, Pinkeye Growthspurt fouled 23 times (that's just one less foul than the entire team managed when they won the award for the most fouls in their inaugural season, SWL LXXIII) and won the coveted Bronze Boot.
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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Girlshape GrumbleflickTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate 0000000110k (110+0k) 
2 Manshape GutwartTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Block, Pro, Thick Skull 3300027264110k (110+100k) 
3Avo Smash ToastyflakeLooney6237Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty 000000040k (40+0k) 
4Bouncy Bouncy Slim Hammerha...Fanatic3737Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Mighty Blow 1100011770k (70+20k) 
5 Mrs Legneck Won't-Stop-Boun...Pogoer7237Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty, Sure Feet, Sprint, Diving Catch 14370134170k (70+60k) 
7 Irene ShandyhandsBomma7247Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty, +AG, Side Step, +MA 24310153340k (40+90k) 
8Vegemite DisasterGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step 701001840k (40+20k) 
10 Wonton ViolenceGoblin6337Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST 27020211540k (40+50k) 
11 Pinkeye GrowthspurtGoblin6236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player-av27010111040k (40+30k) 
12Bogan Picnic Grande Royale ...Goblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step 701001840k (40+20k) 
14 Sawdust EnigmaGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 600010240k (40+0k) 
11 players  
Coach: MrCushtie Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 4  
Team Value: 1360k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1360k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:33 (4/1/28) |TD Diff:-59 (18 - 77) |Cas Diff:-6 (52/23/16 - 71/18/8)
Last Opponent: Blackwater Cockfighters