Posted by fly on 2009-07-11 04:17:19

easy. have important or expensive players of yours fouled to death or beyond usefulness. then do the same to other peoples' players. now you can be happy about any blood donated to nuffle. stunty division helps getting that point of view. maybe try stunty at first, and get one of the more blood-letting teams...!

Posted by Mr_Foulscumm on 2009-07-11 04:25:12

Play paulhicks.

Posted by Azure on 2009-07-11 06:48:03

Yell at your players. If your players are failing - threaten in chat to behead them after the game! Shout that you hope they will die on the foul because the stupid lugs are useless anyway! It makes for a nicer atmosphere and then not so attached to the players.

Otherwise the only option is to get better. Lose less often and the game is more fun for most folks :)

Posted by pythrr on 2009-07-11 08:21:50

care not

drink more

etc

or play chewie when u need an easy win

:D

Posted by Aecrylis on 2009-07-11 09:45:27

Dan. Have a soft wall close to the PC, and everything you are outlucked by the 1 dice and -2 dice guys.. punch it! then at the end of your 3rd hospital visit.. get better :P - or get more patience..

Coming from someone who has a little patience as yourself, and has the same issues from time to time :P

Posted by TheCetusProject on 2009-07-11 10:08:45

1) Play while drunk, this is fun, and you can pretend you'd have won if you'd been sober.
2) Play blackbox, and pretend you play perfectly, and any defeat is caused by the scheduler giving you a stupid match.

Posted by Crazy_Lemur on 2009-07-11 10:51:19

This blog entry was written after I lemured him with mah flings :D

-CL

Posted by Russo on 2009-07-11 11:53:06

Well you have THAT effect on every one Crazy_Lemur.....how the hell you beat me sometimes is beyond comprehension.

Dragonsmaw..if it helps I almost retired all my teams after one bad game with Crazy_lemur so you are not alone in suffering that confidence crsies!!!

Posted by DragonsMaw on 2009-07-11 16:06:15

Russo... YOU have that effect on most people ;). Stupid lucker. Really, just look at where you stand in the OBBA :D.

Posted by PigStar-69 on 2009-07-11 17:07:51

nobody else is lucky. you are just rubbish. ;-)

Posted by BillBrasky on 2009-07-11 18:56:43

The secret is not caring about your pixels. Once it doesn't bother you when your st 5 WD is killed failing to gfi & the apoth fails, you'll be fine.

Getting there takes a few thousand games though :)

The alchol makes me care more, not less, but its still worth a shot.

Posted by Postie on 2009-07-11 19:01:42

Stop caring.

Do as i did, kill 2 of your own players in 1 match with GFI. You stop caring after such an event

Posted by Royston on 2009-07-11 21:04:34

Win at something in real life.

Examples being: get a promotion, get a hot missus, drink beer, write a book, learn to play an instrument. That sort of thing.

Then when you lose at what is essentially a game you will have something to reflect on and to remind you that you are indeed a winner.

Posted by Gran on 2009-08-16 13:44:08

Simple: Play some stunty.

Posted by def909 on 2009-08-16 14:37:44

For me, playing stunty was what helped me most. The little guys die in droves so after a while you kinda get used to it. Lots of nice coaches in that division too which makes it even easier. Try it!