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2013-12-23 21:03:12
15 votes, rating 5.5
15 votes, rating 5.5
Living Rulebook 4 (to be sung by Purplegoo)
I Feel So Unsure
As I take my boot
And stomp them in the nuts
As the player dies
Something in the rules
Calls to mind a better time
When the refs had good eyes
[Chorus]
I'm never gonna foul again
Dirty Player has no impact
Though it's easy to pretend
I know it’s not plus two
I should have known better than to foul a mens
And waste TV that I've been given
So I'm never gonna foul again
The way I fouled with you
Time can never mend
The Living Rulebook of a Galak
To the heart and mind
Ignorance is kind
There's no comfort in the truth
CRaP is all you'll find
[Chorus]
Tonight the ClawPomb seems so loud
I wish that we could lose this crowd
Maybe it's better this way
We'd hurt each other with the things we want to say
We could have been so good together
We could have fouled these mens forever
But now who's gonna foul with me
Please stay
[Chorus]
Now that you've gone
Now that you've gone
Now that you've gone
Was what I did so wrong
So wrong that you had to nerf Dirty Player?
As I take my boot
And stomp them in the nuts
As the player dies
Something in the rules
Calls to mind a better time
When the refs had good eyes
[Chorus]
I'm never gonna foul again
Dirty Player has no impact
Though it's easy to pretend
I know it’s not plus two
I should have known better than to foul a mens
And waste TV that I've been given
So I'm never gonna foul again
The way I fouled with you
Time can never mend
The Living Rulebook of a Galak
To the heart and mind
Ignorance is kind
There's no comfort in the truth
CRaP is all you'll find
[Chorus]
Tonight the ClawPomb seems so loud
I wish that we could lose this crowd
Maybe it's better this way
We'd hurt each other with the things we want to say
We could have been so good together
We could have fouled these mens forever
But now who's gonna foul with me
Please stay
[Chorus]
Now that you've gone
Now that you've gone
Now that you've gone
Was what I did so wrong
So wrong that you had to nerf Dirty Player?
Comments
Posted by DeZigma on 2013-12-23 21:16:53
Well Purplegoo,
in May you have to sing this song LIVE on stage!
+6
in May you have to sing this song LIVE on stage!
+6
Posted by Garion on 2013-12-23 21:19:28
Awesome!
Posted by Purplegoo on 2013-12-23 21:30:18
:)
Posted by mrt1212 on 2013-12-23 22:12:32
If we can get this to be a charity backed thing, I think Purplegoo might just be compelled from the very bottom of his overflowing heart....
Posted by mrt1212 on 2013-12-23 22:14:30
Also, great George Michael parody.
Posted by Cloggy on 2013-12-23 22:15:55
I always suspected JF listened to Wham albums while acting as the local self appointed tough guy :)
Posted by Jeffro on 2013-12-23 22:21:58
I always suspected he sings in public restroom stalls, too...
Posted by Russo on 2013-12-24 10:18:52
I feel ill voting 6 for a JimmyF blog....
....but I have to say it is good :-)
....but I have to say it is good :-)
Posted by JimmyFantastic on 2013-12-24 10:20:26
Haha cheers boys!
Posted by albinv on 2013-12-24 13:33:41
+6 :D