The Mary's Land terrible terrapins fist off against the Biola University vultures in a a match that was decidedly one sided as the Terrapins decided to give vent to their anger after a largely disappointing regular season.

The Terrapins ended up starting the game receiving and driving quickly to one sideline. While the game started off with a early removal of Vanessa Gaithersburg, who was badly hurt after sprinting into the Vulture's backfield, the Terrapins quickly pivoted to the other side of the field moved down with Harmony One-Love delivering a knockout punch to the chaos warrior Jaden Penberthy. The Vultures desperately tried to contain the Terrapins offensive drive that threated to break through their line. However, with a key takedown from the tail of Harmony One-Love the Terrapins were able to not only regain the ball after a quick block by the Vultures knocked it out, they were able prevent any any blitzes on the ball carrier. Asked after the game how Harmony's tail had become so dominate after many games of ineptitude, the Kroxigor only had one word, "Unicorn".


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The drive continued with an uncharacteristic foul by Keith St. Michael's that badly hurt resulted in a badly hurt Jonah Alvarez. This was quickly up by a foul by Angela Landover that sent Jet Pokossy to the bench with a damaged knee. In the end, all of the fouls by the skinks and knock outs by the Saurus were too much for the Vultures to overcome. While the Vultures were able to scrap and prevent a second score, the ending of the game was never in question.

Asked after the game about the strategy of fouling the opponent coach Lancelott only said that, "while they had tried to play a more clean game in the past, the Terrapins had often been placed at a disadvantage due to the approach of other coaches to the beautiful game." While this is certainly a departure from the Terrapins usual clean play, it certainly seems to have gotten results in this match and remains to be seen if this is a new trend for play moving forward. With only a few contest left in the season and the Terrapins on the edge of elimination for the postseason, any advantage they can get would certainly be considered as necessary for success.