|Recent Forum Topics LitBowl Online 2021||BB2020 Death Zone ha...||SWL Season LXXXVI|
Current Phase: Pre-Season Tournament
Active Teams: 12
Next Deadline: TBA in Discord
Free Agent Pool:Westminster Costs
Current XXXL Champion: Mad Moon Mischiefs (II)
Petty Cash: 1216,7K
Current Accounting Chief Goblin: Niblog Cashrot (3rd season)
Active Corruptions: None
|☆Squig Westminster Invitational☆||☆|
|☆Squig Westminster Invitational Backyard Alley☆||☆|
The Great Waaaagh
Season 0 Rankings and Stats
☆ XXXL Champion Mad Moon Mischiefs
☆ Black Lantern Winner Broken Nose Nibblerz
☆ Headz Champion Mad Moon Mischiefs
☆ Tailz Champion Black Tooth RIPs
☆ Headz vs Tailz Winner Headz
Season 1 Rankings and Stats
☆ XXXL Champion Mad Moon Mischiefs
☆ Black Lantern Winner Broken Nose Nibblerz
☆ Headz Champion Mad Moon Mischiefs
☆ Tailz Champion Night Goblin Nasties
☆ Headz vs Tailz Winner Tailz
Next Player Market: Pre-Season Kick-Off
1 day before pre-season tournament
Open for teams participating in said tournament.
Positions traded away remain locked for the one game, players joining a new team remain Loner until end of pre-season tournament.
Also includes an open auction of unemployed players from dissolving teams.
Teams may transfer players between teams.
Transfers must cost at minimum the player's current costs.
The leeg will always take a minimum transfer fee of 20K (or if higher 20% of transfer value), may be paid by one team or shared by both participating teams.
A pool of unemployed players looking for a new team. Players will join the team with the best offer.
Specific rule regulations: Players will be sold in rounds, teams may hire one player per round. Post your prefered transfers in Discord.
Future regulations: Limit on maximum hired players per team, secret bidding (Admin reasons)
Selling a Positional
Positions trades away remain locked for a specified time until new players of that kind become available.
Traded players join their new team with their current skills and their current player costs, but they gain Loner for a specified time while they are still trying to adapt to their new team environment.
If the team’s number of rostered players of a specific position raises above the regular allowed limit, the new players count as Additional Positional and have to be paid upkeep in cash after each match.
The player loses this special status if the team’s number of rostered players reached the regular allowed limit again.
Firing a newly bought, stolen or traded player before ever fielding said player in a game may result in disharmony among the team, staff or audience.
|1||The disrespectful team management angers the fired player. Instead of returning to the pool of Free Agents, the player offers to play for the next opponent for free. If the upcoming opponent team has already 16 players, the player will repeat the offer on following match days until a team is willing and able to field the player.|
|2||The preposterous team management hurts the reputation among XXXL players. No players will accept any future steal or trade deals. Free Agents will always prefer rival offers at Great Briberies in case of two or more same offers. Lasts until Season Reset.|
|3||The arrogant team management leads to irritation among the fans. The team loses 1d3+1 Fan Factor. Any player with the skill Fan Favorite is missing the next game.|
|4||The illogical team management leads to protest among the staff. Rostered specialists and staff leave the team in protest. Team loses half their Re-Rolls.|
|5||The alienating team management leads to disharmony among the players. 2d3 random players without Really Stupid gain Loner for one match (rolled before Kickoff after regular Team Management phase).|
|6||The genius team management keeps playing 3D chess with the league. Another masterful decision to weaken the opponent and strengthen the own team's perspetive. Team gains a random Black Market Card.|
|Unemployed Players||Last Team||Position||Gained Abilities||Transfer Costs|
|Biscuit Breaker||Mean Green Bogey Machines -> ÜbelFiesDreckig||Troll||Tackle,+ST, Multiple Block||380K|
|Lauren Langmut||Grünhäute -> Da Great Fanatik Circus||Troll||Guard, Stand Firm, Break Tackle||190K|
|Auntieshape Sloppykiss||Bogan Picnic Hamper Stealers||Troll||Guard, +AG||170K|
|Ryker Rustikal||Grünhäute -> Bricktops Boisterous Butchers||Troll||Guard, Block||200K|
|Billy Bellyboy||Köpenhägen Ïmmergeïl -> Night Goblin Nasties||Troll||Guard, Block||250K|
|Maverick Boing-Boing||Bogan Picnic Hamper Stealers -> Erratic Eccentric Entertainers||Pogoer||Block, Side Step, +MA||250K|
|Harry Hotpants||Köpenhägen Ïmmergeïl||Troll||Break Tackle, Stand Firm||150K|
|Girlfriendshape Hairyface||Bogan Picnic Hamper Stealers||Troll||Strong Arm, Guard||150K|
|Thrakk Rockhide||Grim Peak Gitz||Troll||Guard||130K|
|Gruk Shroommuncha||Grim Peak Gitz||Troll||Guard||130K|
|Chuck Hold||Mean Green Bogey Machines -> Bad Apples||Fanatic||Grab, Block||150K|
|Ballswinger||Köpenhägen Ïmmergeïl -> Night Goblin Nasties||Fanatic||Mighty Blow, Grab||150K|
|Cornelius Pikansjos||Köpenhägen Ïmmergeïl -> Erratic Eccentric Entertainers||Pogoer||Side Step, Sprint||130K|
|Seasonal Baublebounce||Bogan Picnic Hamper Stealers||Fanatic||Mighty Blow, Guard||110K|
|High as a Kite||Köpenhägen Ïmmergeïl||Doom Diver||Dodge, Side Step||100K|
|Green Rockit||Grim Peak Gitz -> Bricktops Boisterous Butchers||Doom Diver||Block||70K|
|Slompy Squigbane||Grim Peak Gitz -> Bad Apples||Goblin||Block||100K|
|Emmanuel Evergreen||Grünhäute||Goblin||Diving Tackle, Side Step||80K|
|BOOMBLASTHAH||Köpenhägen Ïmmergeïl -> Gobbolchevickz||Bomma||AG+||130K|
|Derek Surprise||Bogan Picnic Hamper Stealers -> Gobbolchevickz||Looney||Dodge, Side Step||80K|
|Jokke||Köpenhägen Ïmmergeïl -> Green Gladiataazz||Goblin||Dirty Player||70K|
|Kitraqua the Puppert Master||Mean Green Bogey Machines||Goblin||Dirty Player,-ST,-ST||70K|
|Richard Radioaktiv||Grünhäute||Warpstone Cultist||Prehensile Tail||65K|
|James Juju||Grünhäute||Goblin||Diving Tackle||60K|
|Lorenzo Liebevoll||Grünhäute||Goblin||Diving Tackle||60K|
|Bernd Bombig||Grünhäute||Bomma||Diving Catch||60K|
|Lombo Lazygit||Grim Peak Gitz||Goblin||Catch||60K|
|Rokke||Köpenhägen Ïmmergeïl||Goblin||Diving Tackle||60K|
|Sokke||Köpenhägen Ïmmergeïl||Goblin||Diving Tackle||60K|
|Tom Sawyer||Köpenhägen Ïmmergeïl||Looney||Dodge||60K|
|Evelyn Murtan||Mean Green Bogey Machines||Bomma||Diving Catch||60K|
|Gentle Prickling Sensation||Mean Green Bogey Machines -> Green Gladiataazz||Looney||Leap||70K|
|Squeezy Biscuits||Bogan Picnic Hamper Stealers||Goblin||Side Step||60K|
|Fatbag Jamslice||Bogan Picnic Hamper Stealers||Goblin||Side Step||60K|
Git Revolushun Incoming!
XXXL's 3rd season kicks off with a new handbook and democratic tendencies
An updated version of XXXL's handbook has been published.
Changes are based on the rich experience of 2 seasons and coach feedback (they were even allowed to vote this time).
Everything is even more complicated now.
Westminster Squig Invitational
Not just a pet!
The teams of the XXXL have been invited to the famous Westminster Squig Breeding Grounds to participate in a Pre-Season Tournament as part of the annual Squig Westminster Festival.
The Westminster Family Foundation has high hopes to showcase their fastest, strongest and meanest Squigs on a Blood Bowl pitch.
Teams will gain one free Squig to roster for the duration of the tournament and the winner will even be allowed to keep the Squig for the rest of the season!
The Major Conspiracy
Desaster after desaster!
The crooked FUMBBL majors remain cursed for Goblins!
Several top teams lost their first round games and it seems likely that fumbbl manipulated these Majors all the time.
So probably no Goblin team will ever win a Major under BB16 rules...
unless we sneak a Goblin into the dev team for BB20 to postpone the new rules once again.
We gOt XplosIVeS! (shraaaag) - Fleabags ß:3[/b]
[url=https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=4294456]Rhinoplasty (mekutata) - Some Orcs 0:2
Allenamento Gobz (palakudinis) - Undead Dogs 0:1
Top Ranked PredARRtors (ben_awesome) - OP Chaos 0:1
The new teams of XXXL!
Four new franchises joined the XXXL
Four new teams signed with XXXL and presented their new coaches.
Division Tailz will gain three new teams.
First we have the Bricktops Boisterous Butchers, coached by legendary Stunty coach ben_awesome.,
best known for coaching the veteran Ogre squad Do you even LIFT, bro? (close to 1000 games). He will be assisted by a cat.
TCFKA jdmickleburg uses his wild dog to train the dancers of Karak Ungor National Ballet.
Already delivered a big hit by introducing actual dying dancers to their ""The Dying Swan"" performance,
club owners now hope that jdm's CIBBL exprience will also help the players to learn about Blood Bowl.
The third new Tailz team comes with another big name as coach, the Doctor Claes - famous inventor of
the popular Throne of Blood - followed the smell of blood and pus and will coach the Troll Fanboyzz.
Additionally the circus group Erratic Eccentric Entertainers will return back to Tailz.
Division Headz will gain one new team.
After losing a circus Headz had to act and introduced the murderous clowns from Da Great Fanatik Cirkus.
Coached by SanKuKai this team will try put a smile on every downed opponent.
With currently 8 teams registered for Tailz and only 7 teams in Headz, the XXXL may attempt to sign one more team.
Lost in the woods!
Soon to be forgotten
Grünhäute, Picnic Hamper Stealers, Köpenhägen and Mean Green Bogey Machines dissolve.
Their former players are now looking for a new job at the upcoming Playermarket!
BDSM Tribe and Winnipeg MOAB Bombers are currently lost in the woods.
Offer secret inside information or fake news about opponents
Coaches may try something new. Words.
Coaches writing articles for World Sports will receive 1 Goldcoin per word added to their team's treasury.
Old World Sports Issues
From the Pre-Internet Times
Digitalized issues of previous World Sports XXXL specials can be found in the Library .
Ubbak the Irritated
First lethal injury of the season
The Erratic Eccentric Entertainers mourn the loss of their beloved Goblin.
Ubbak was famous for excessive Warpstone usage and scored two touchdowns in this pre-season.
Ubbak was also known for having alwas an irritating smile on his face.
But no more after facing off with a chainsaw in the Squig Wesminster first round match.
Ubbak wrote history by being the first player to die in the ongoing season.
Condolence to Family and Friends.
|Team||Score||Kills||Top Kills||Bonus Points|
|Mad Moon Mischiefs||0||0||0||0|
|Night Goblin Nasties™||0||0||0||0|
|Bad Apples||8||1||6||1||☆ Longest Kill Streak:1 Games|
|Broken Nose Nibblerz||0||0||0||0|
|Possibly the most Knives||10||1||8||1||☆ Longest Kill Streak:1 Games|
|Da Great Fanatik Circus||0||0||0||0|
|Black Tooth Rips||21||1||18||2||☆ Top Kill:Savannah Siguruk pts ☆ Longest Kill Streak:1 Games|
|Terrifying Toe Twisters||0||0||0||0|
|Erratic Eccentric Entertainers||0||0||0||0|
|Bricktops Boisterous Butchers||19||2||14||3||☆ Most Kills/Season:2Kills ☆ Most brutal game: 2 Kills ☆ Longest Kill Streak:1 Games|
|Karak Ungor National Ballet||0||0||0||0|
|Player||Last Match||ToB Value||Perpetrator|
|Ubbak the Irratiated (Erratic Eccentric Entertainers)||Westminster Squig R#1||8||Boris (1) Brickstop Butchers|
|Guggy the Excitable (Erratic Eccentric Entertainers)||Westminster Squig R#1||14||Bullet Tooth Tony (1) Brickstop Butchers|
|Savannah Siguruk (Possibly the Most Knives)||Westminster Squig R#1||18||Drunk Liver Heritage (1) RIPs|
|Food * (Black Tooth RIPs1)||Westminster Squig R#1||8||Failed Dodge|
|Tche 'Gay' Varag (Gobbolchevickz)||Westminster Squig R#1||6||Nellie Nausdah (1) Bad Apples|