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Current Champion: Moody Moonzz (I)
Year: 4
Active Teams: 16
**Gnoblar**: 163.5 Legend
**Norn**: 161.36 Super Star
**Halfabrain**: 160.86 Super Star
**kozak**: 160.29 Star
**Subs**: 159.98 Star
**Shraaaag**: 159.92 Star
**BigChiefSittingDuck**: 159.03 Rookie
**mmeier**: 158.83 Emerging Star
**ben_awesome**: 158.68 Emerging Star
**bigf**: 158.07 Sneaky Git
**mekutata**: 157.56 Sneaky Git
**The_Demon**: 157.37 Sneaky Git
**luxyluxo**: 156.99 Git
**Nobby_Nobbs**: 156.61 Git
**Weissnit**: 154.27 Insidious
**DrClaes**: 154.1 Insidious
**BraincrackGrotsky**: 153.91 Fair Play Winner

XXL: XXL Idolz - Morrslieb Derby

Current Phase: Playoffs
Inducement Funds: 70K
Active Corruptions:
Next Deadline: Playoff Registration









In the beginning there were only basic leagues. Boring games full of grind and stalling. And Nuffle looked upon it and said “This is boring as shit.“

Like a Blitzer preparing to pick up the ball, Nuffle clapped his hands upon the world, destroying everything. Squashed into a flat disk the world now resembled the two sided coin that was the literal embodiement of Nuffles fickleness. The few abominations that dwelled in this eternal darkness, crept amongst the ruins, too busy eeking out a meagre existance to play the hallowed game.

So Nuffle said “Let there be Blood Bowl.“ AND THERE WAS....

The great Nuffle themselves sent spores floating across both sides of the disc, watched them as they spread across the broken land and settled into the ruined soil. And soon from the fecund earth sprung gits, fully formed and ready to bring Nuffle's best brand of Blood Bowl to the universe.

On the first day the Commissioner was born, as well as the cheerleaders, for the Commissioner could not be expect to live alone at the Stately Commissioners Mansion.

On the second day sprung forth the Coaches and the capitalist club owners, and a motley crew of tactical genius' they were.

On the third day the coaching staff and referees were created, and training rosters were scrawled messily upon blackboards in the clubrooms.

On the fourth day a slave class sprang forth and were immediately put to work building the stands and the stadiums.

On the fifth day the Trolls were birthed, and ferocious there were. On the fifth day the players were formed, and were immediately rounded up and sent to training camps.

On the six day the millions of supporters were birthed, and they would soon flock like sheep to the games, parting easily with their money, spending it on tickets, and disgustingly greasy stadium food.

On the seventh day Nuffle rested, with chips and beer, for the seventh day was game day, and there was XXXL to watch.


Regular Season Headz


G

W

T

L

+/-
TDΔ
(TD+:TD-)
CasΔ
(Cas+:Cas-)

TotalΔ

Score
Mad Moon Mischiefs7610611 (12:1)-11 (22:33)019
Sartosa Black Flagz750232 (8:6)11 (26:15)1315
Les Sales Freux742134 (9:5)2 (30:28)614
Black Tooth RIPs73130-1 (5:6)-14 (12:26)-1510
Bad Apples7223-10 (7:7)-1 (22:23)-18
Broken Nose Nibblerz7214-2-1 (6:7)-3 (19:22)-47
Troll Fanboyzz7205-3-5 (4:9)11 (28:17)66
Fazta ratyz7016-6-10 (2:12)5 (24:19)-51





Player Statistics

XXXL Bowl: Mad Moon Mischiefs,Les Sales Freux,Sartosa Black Flagz
Black Lantern: Bad Apples,Black Tooth RIPs,Troll Fanboyzz,Broken Nose Nibblerz,Fazta ratyz


Notes:

Regular Season Tailz


G

W

T

L

+/-
TDΔ
(TD+:TD-)
CasΔ
(Cas+:Cas-)

TotalΔ

Score
Moody Moonzz750234 (7:3)-1 (21:22)315
Terrifying Toe Twisters740311 (8:7)4 (28:24)512
Demonic Dudes of Death73130-2 (8:10)-1 (24:25)-310
Bigtoof Bad Bunneez430125 (7:2)6 (18:12)119
Gobbolchevickz7223-12 (6:4)-2 (20:22)08
Bricktops Boisterous Butchers6213-1-3 (4:7)4 (28:24)17
Da Snοtface Scraggas6204-2-1 (3:4)-7 (11:18)-86
TheDeadisNotanEscuse!!!7205-3-9 (0:9)-5 (19:24)-146
Übel Fies Dreckig110013 (2:-1)-1 (6:7)23





Player Statistics

XXXL Bowl: Moody Moonzz,Terrifying Toe Twisters,Da Snοtface Scraggas,Bigtoof Bad Bunneez
Black Lantern: Gobbolchevickz,Bricktops Boisterous Butchers,Demonic Dudes of Death,Übel Fies Dreckig,TheDeadisNotanEscuse!!!


Notes:

MD1: -1 TDs against TheDeadIsnotAnEscuse!!! for violence against a leeg official
MD2: UFD vs Snotface Scraggas not played
MD3: UFD vs Bricktops not played
MD4: UFD replaced by Bigtoof Bad Bunneez
MD6: TheDeadIsnotAnEscuse!!! win vs Snotface Scraggas due no showing
MD7: Moody Moonz def Gobbolchevickz due forfeit

XXXL Bowl



Quarter FinalsResult
Sartosa Black Flagz : Bigtoof Bad Bunneez2 : 3
Les Sales Freux : Terrifying Toe Twisters1 : 2

Semi FinalsResult
Mad Moon Mischiefs : Terrifying Toe TwistersTBA
Moody Moonzz : Bigtoof Bad BunneezTBA



Notes:
Player Statistics

Black Lantern



Round 1Result
Night Goblin Nasties™ : Übel Fies DreckigTBA

Quarter FinalsResult
Demonic Dudes of Death : Winner Nasties/UFDTBA
Bricktops Boisterous Butchers : Da Snοtface ScraggasTBA
Broken Nose Nibblerz : Troll Fanboyzz2 : 0
Black Tooth RIPs : Fazty RatyzTBA

Semi FinalsResult
Broken Nose Nibblerz : TBATBA



Notes:


☆ Headz vs Tailz ☆


Headz vs TailzGWTLTDΔCasΔTotalΔScore
10406-6(12:18)-11(30:41)-1712
106046(18:12)11(41:30)1718

☆ Headz vs Tailz Result CAS
Boneyard Invitational Rd1:
Broken Nose Nibblerz vs Moody Moonzz
0-20:5
Boneyard Invitational Rd1:
Black Tooth RIPs vs TheDeadisNotanEscuse!!!
1-32:7
Boneyard Invitational Rd2:
Mad Moon Mischiefs vs Moody Moonzz
0-22:7
Boneyard Invitational Rd2:
Les Sales Freux vs Gobbolchevickz
0-24:2
Boneyard Invitational Rd2:
Bad Apples vs Da Snοtface Scraggas
2-01:0
Boneyard Invitational Semi Final:
Bad Apples vs Moody Moonzz
2-23:5
Boneyard Invitational Final:
Bad Apples vs Gobbolchevickz
1-06:2
ALL STAR GAME:
Headz All Stars vs Tailz All Stars
3-24:2
XXXL Bowl:
Sartosa Black Flagz vs Bigtoof Bad Bunneez
2-34:3
XXXL Bowl:
Les Sales Freux vs Terrifying Toe Twisters
1-24:8



Throne of Blood



The Throne of Blood is a meta league that runs parallel to a season. Teams gain points for killing opponent's players. The most brutal team will be joined by a chaotic Goblin Renegade.
Based on DrClaes' Blood of Throne

Rulez
Every opponent death during the season is scored as follows: Score = ST * ST + SppCategory * SppCategory + Bonus.
SppCategory follows the progression from Rookie to Legend as (0,1,2,4,6,8,10).
Bonus points are given for Draws (+1) and Wins (+2).

1:
[L]
Gobbolchevickz
, Goblins of Subs: (6/3/4) 6K/13G:184 points :


2:
[L]
Les Sales Freux
, Goblins of kozak: (6/2/3) 6K/11G:179 points :


3:
[L]
TheDeadisNotanEscuse!!!
, Goblins of Weissnit: (2/2/7) 7K/11G:156 points :


4:
[L]
Bricktops Boisterous Butchers
, Goblins of ben_awesome: (3/3/4) 3K/10G:85 points :


5:
[L]
[XXXL] Bad Apples
, Goblins of Halfabrain: (5/3/3) 6K/11G:72 points :


6:
[L]
Troll Fanboyzzz
, Goblins of DrClaes: (3/1/7) 5K/11G:64 points :


7:
[L]
[XXXL] Sartosa Black Flagz
, Goblins of bigf: (5/0/4) 3K/9G:59 points :


8:
[L]
Moody Moonzz
, Goblins of Norn: (6/1/3) 4K/10G:49 points :


9:
[L]
Mad Moon Mischiefs
, Goblins of Gnoblar: (7/1/1) 8K/9G:48 points :


10:
[L]
Bigtoof Bad Bunneez
, Goblins of BigChiefSittingDuck: (3/0/1) 1K/4G:29 points :


11:
[L]
Terrifying Toe Twisters
, Goblins of Shraaaag: (5/0/4) 3K/9G:15 points :


12:
[L]
ÜbelFiesDreckig
, Goblins of mmeier: (3/0/1) 3K/4G:15 points :


13:
[L]
Broken Nose Nibblerz
, Goblins of luxyluxo: (3/1/5) 4K/9G:12 points :


14:
[L]
Demonic Dudes of Death
, Goblins of The_Demon: (3/1/4) 4K/8G:10 points :


15:
[L]
Da Sn?tface Scraggas
, Goblins of Nobby_Nobbs: (3/0/4) 1K/7G:6 points :


16:
[L]
Black Tooth Rips
, Goblins of mekutata: (4/2/5) 1K/11G:4 points :


17:
[L]
Fazta ratyz
, Goblins of BraincrackGrotsky: (0/2/7) 1K/9G:4 points :



Top Goblin team
1:
[L]
Gobbolchevickz
, Goblins coached by Subs: 184 points

Top League team
1:
[L]
Gobbolchevickz
, Goblins coached by Subs: 184 points

Top trophy with 102 points
Gobbolchevickz killed Snatcher Pushbrush
Les Sales Freux killed Fungus the Loon

First Blood
Gobbolchevickz killed Chatty Spamad on 2022-03-19 00:04

Total deaths: 66 in 156 games


Most Brutal Games
3 kills in a single game
Broken Nose Nibblerz vs Mad Moon Mischiefs
Mad Moon Mischiefs vs Troll Fanboyzzz
Demonic Dudes of Death vs Gobbolchevickz


Longest Kill Streak
4 games with at least one kill
Troll Fanboyzzz coached by DrClaes

Longest No-Kill Streak
10 games with no kills
Black Tooth Rips coached by mekutata

Tallest Stack
8 kills
Mad Moon Mischiefs coached by Gnoblar

☆ Player Markets ☆
PositionNamePrevious TeamMASTAGPAAVSkillsSkill AccessStarting Price
MushroomzSnotberry Sneezers612+4+7+Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, BlockA/G,S,P105K
ShiitakeEpping Forest Elites623+4+8+Dodge, Stunty, Stab, Jump Up, Open Skill Roll, Gains Secret Weapon in XXXLA/G,S,P95K
Benjamin JezzineLeylandii Visser513+5+6+Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy, SprintA/G,S,P35K
Twisted Tanner *Kanurd Kataphrakts455+5+10+Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate, JuggernautS/G,P,A135K
Kruel Karl *Kanurd Kataphrakts623+4+8+Dirty Player, Disturbing Presence, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky GitA/G,S,P85K
Algween *Kanurd Kataphrakts623+4+8+Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MAM/A,G,S,P75K
Krud *Possibly the most Knives455+5+10+Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate, Tackle, Guard, Break Tackle, Stand Firm, JuggernautS/G,P,A260K
Sean Mage *Possibly the most Knives623+4+8+Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player, Sneaky Git, Side Step, Diving TackleA/G,S,P130K
Mary Riatha *Possibly the most Knives623+4+8+Big Hand, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Block, Sure FeetA/G,S,P110K
Bunga Killable *Possibly the most Knives623+6+8+Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop, Dodge, Catch, Diving CatchA/G,S,P120K
Chase Fer *Possibly the most Knives623+4+8+Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Prehensile Tail, Two HeadsM/A,G,S,P85K
Nasty Leah *Possibly the most Knives455+5+10+Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate, Guard, Strong Arm, Stand FirmS/G,P,A170K
Bouncing BettyAt All Costs723+5+8+Dodge, Pogo Stick, Stunty, +MA, Strip Ball, SprintA/G,S,P145K
KnucklezRed Eye Pokers623+5+8+Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Sneaky GitA/G,S,P75K
Stompy JonesAt All Costs524+5+8+Dirty Player, Dodge, Kick, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Side Step, (Niggle)A/G,S,P115K
Jackie ChanBest Little Friends623+-8+Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Dodge, Sneaky GitA/G,S80K
MossBad Things with Blades623+4+8+Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Jump UpA/G,S,P65K
Zayden VyehntyirWarpage Wasteland513+5+5+Dodge, Foul Appearance, Fumblerooskie, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy, CatchA,M/G35K
Ryder TamaranthaNew Moon New Me455+5+10+Dodge, Foul Appearance, Fumblerooskie, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy, Sneaky Git, NiggleA,M/G35K
PerigreeMad Loon Rising455+5+10+Dodge, Foul Appearance, Fumblerooskie, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy, Dirty Player, NiggleA,M/G45K
Pre-Season Market Rd1
Team Offer Result
Moody Moonzz Jaiden Magni: 260K **Jaiden Magni** goes for **260K** to **Moody Moonzz**
TheDeadisNotanEscuse!!! Twisty: 165K **Twisty** goes for **165K** to **TheDeadisNotanEscuse!!!**
Bricktops Boisterous Butchers Salukicker: 160K **Salukicker** goes for **160K** to **Bricktops Boisterous Butchers**
Black Tooth RIPs Salukicker: 150K Failed Bid
Pre-Season Market Rd2
Team Offer Result
Moody Moonzz Ben Tentikle: 70K **Ben Tentikle** goes for **70K** to **Moody Moonzz**
XXXL Playermarket Rd1
Team Offer Result
Gobbolchevickz Parmesan Artesan: 150K **Parmesan Artesan** goes for **150K** to **Gobbolchevickz**
Moody Moonzz Gończy Polskicker : 130K **Gończy Polskicker ** goes for **130K** to **Moody Moonzz**
Terrifying Toe Twisters Parmesan Artesan: 105K 1d6
Übel Fies Dreckig Parmesan Artesan: 100K 1d6
XXXL Playermarket Rd2
Team Offer Result
Gobbolchevickz Stryker Down: 200K **Stryker Down** goes for **200K** to **Gobbolchevickz**
Moody Moonzz Legend: 180K **Legend** goes for **180K** to **Moody Moonzz**
XXL Playermarket Rd1
Team Offer Result
Terrifying Toe Twisters Markus: 300K **Markus** goes for **300K** to **Terrifying Toe Twisters**
Bigtoof Bad Bunneez Karsun Wince: 135K **Karsun Wince** goes for **135K** to **Bigtoof Bad Bunneez**
Bricktops Boisterous Butchers Full Loon: 120K **Full Loon** goes for **120K** to **Bricktops Boisterous Butchers**
Black Tooth RIPs Full Loon: 100K 1d6
Les Sales Freux Mad GIT Gary: 90K **Mad GIT Gary** goes for **90K** to **Les Sales Freux**
XXL Playermarket Rd2
Team Offer Result
Les Sales Freux Humongous Fungus: 90K **Humongous Fungus** goes for **90K** to **Les Sales Freux**
XXL Playermarket Rd3
Team Offer Result
Les Sales Freux Zayde Vyehntyir: 40K **Zayde Vyehntyir** goes for **40K** to **Les Sales Freux**
Black Friday Market
A season has up to five Player Markets in which teams may participate in legal player auctions and hire unemployed or temporary unlocked players.


Upcoming Market: Black Friday Market
A last market is held at the end of the Regular Season for teams that participated in the ongoing season but failed to qualify for XXXL Bowl.
The market is held during the General Team Management phase before the
first round of the playoffs and includes any of the unemployed players
not hired in the previous markets.
Hired players at this Player Market gain Loner(+3) or add +1 to their current Loner for remainder of the upcoming playoffs.
Players that remain unemployed after this market will retire from Blood Bowl.


Player Market Rules
XXXL teams may hire up to 4 players total per season in a Player Market.

Player Markets are organized Secret Auctions, coaches may bid for up to three players over three rounds of bidding.
Bids are handled in units of 5K, must be higher than the player’s current and a team’s total amount of bids must not be larger than the team’s current treasury.

Players will join the highest bid per round.
If two or more teams teams make the same bid for the same player the team with the highest Professionalism Rating gains the advantage. Exceptions are made if two teams are currently participating in a Blood Feud, as players will always favor to join the current leader of such a Feud.
Bids made at later rounds always autofail.

Traded players join their new team with their current skills and their current player costs, but they gain Loner for a specified time while they are still trying to adapt to their new team environment.
Additional Positionals
If the team’s number of rostered players for a specific position raises above the regular allowed limit, the new player counts as Additional Positional and has to be paid upkeep in cash based on their player value after each match.

Player ValueUpkeep Costs
up to 50K10K
55k-100K20K
105K-150K30K
155K-200K40K
205K-300K50K
305K+60K

The player loses this special status if the team’s number of rostered players reached the regular allowed limit again.







Disharmony
Firing a newly bought, stolen or traded player before ever fielding said player in a game may result in disharmony roll among the team, staff or audience.

1d6 Disharmony Roll
1The disrespectful team management angers the fired player. Instead of returning to the pool of Free Agents, the player offers to play for the next opponent for free.
2The preposterous team management hurts the reputation among XXXL players. No players will accept any future steal or trade deals. Free Agents will always prefer rival offers at Great Briberies in case of two or more same offers. Lasts until Season Reset.
3The arrogant team management leads to irritation among the fans. The team loses 1d3 DF.
4The illogical team management leads to protest among the staff. Rostered specialists and staff leave the team in protest. Team loses half their Re-Rolls.
5The alienating team management leads to disharmony among the players. 2d3 random players with Right Stuff gain Loner for one match (rolled after team has been readied).
6The genius team management keeps playing 3D chess with the league. Another masterful decision to weaken the opponent and strengthen the own team's perspetive.


☆ Great Bribery ☆
Desperate Teams
Team Offer Result
Troll Fanboyzzz Big Lunky: 210K **Big Lunky** goes for **210K** to **Troll Fanboyzzz**
Troll Fanboyzzz Robert Feart: 280K **Robert Feart** goes for **280K** to **Troll Fanboyzzz**
Great Bribery 1
Team Offer Result
Terrifying Toe Twisters Black Market Card: 25K
Mad Moon Mischiefs Odster Evil One: 75K
Übel Fies Dreckig Snatcher Pushbrush: 150K Huge Losses! 75K has been lost.
Terrifying Toe Twisters Snatcher Pushbrush: 150K Huge Losses! 75K has been lost.
Great Bribery 2
Team Offer Result
Fazta ratyz Snazguz Irongut: 260K
Great Bribery 3
Team Offer Result
Les Sales Freux Corruption Card: 150K
Terrifying Toe Twisters Shrag Bowlgrinder: 105K
Black Tooth RIPs Grotty: 180K
Great Bribery 4
Team Offer Result
Les Sales Freux Corruption Card: 125K
Les Sales Freux Black Market Card: 90K
Great Bribery 5
Team Offer Result
Gobbolchevickz Black Market Card: 50K Catastrophy! Full Bribe (50K) has been lost.
Gobbolchevickz Corruption Card: 50K Huge Losses! 25K has been lost.
Terrifying Toe Twisters Black Market Card: 60K
Les Sales Freux Corruption Card: 100K
Fazta ratyz Tinfoil Flatz: 115K
Great Bribery 6
Team Offer Result
Les Sales Freux Black Market Card: 60K
Black Tooth RIPs Garbage Throttlesnot: 55K
Black Tooth RIPs Spikey Norman: 35K
Broken Nose Nibblerz Bomber Dribblesnot: 100K
Fazta ratyz Tinfoil Flatz: 115K
Great Bribery 7
Team Offer Result
Bigtoof Bad Bunneez Shouting then silent: 255K
Sartosa Black Flagz Mad Gark the Tamer: 105K
Sartosa Black Flagz Fungus the Loon: 65K
Mad Moon Mischiefs Black Market Card: 65K
Mad Moon Mischiefs Corruption Card: 45K
Great Bribery
The Great Bribery gives registered teams a chance become active after the Regular Team Management phase during an ongoing Regular Season has ended.
Teams can send in secret offers to bribe Free Agents to play for them under Exclusive Contracts, bribe for access to the Black Market or try to corrupt league officials.

Bribes are send via fumbbl DM to the league’s bribemaster.
Bribes are handled in 5K units and must not be above the team’s current treasury.

In case of two or more matching offers the team with a higher professionalism rating gains advantage.
If no top offer can be decided all offers are declared to be failed.

Black Market Cards
A bribe for a Black Market card must start at least with 25K.

The team with the top offer may see the two current top cards of the Black Market deck and choose one, the unwanted second card goes to the bribery's second best offer or to the bottom of the card deck if no other offers were made.

A team may activate a gained Black Market card at once or loot the card for later usage (up to a maximum of 3 Black Market cards total).

Corruption Cards
A bribe for a Corruption card must start at least with 40K.

The team with the top offer may see the two current top cards of the Corruption deck and choose one, the unwanted second card goes to the bottom of the card deck.

A team may activate a gained Corruption cards at once or loot the card for later usage (up to a maximum of 3 Corruption cards).



Free Agents
Free Agents update their asking price between matchdays based on demand. Players that got induced will raise their costs by 10K (max +50K) while players that were missing a payday will lower their costs by 10K (max -50K).

A team that wants to make an offer to a Free Agent must make an offer above the player's current costs.

If no top offer can be decided all offers are declared to be failed and the player remains a Free Agent.

A team may send in offers for several players, but the total amount of offered bribes must not be above the team’s current treasury.
Exclusive Contracts
Free Agents hired under Exclusive Contract join their new team for the value of their bribe. They can no more be induced by other teams.

These players will always demand upkeep and additional special care. In case of suffering a Serious Injury or worse a Free Agent will demand to be healed, otherwise the player leaves the team. However, they will still take their pending upkeep payment before leaving.

If a Free Agent left a team, the player rejoins the Free Agent pool after (healing their injuries) and declaring to never play again for the responsible coach (lasts until Season Reset).
Upkeep Costs
Player ValueUpkeep Costs
up to 50K10K
55k-100K20K
105K-150K30K
155K-200K40K
205K-300K50K
305K+60K

☆ Free Agents ☆


Costs Free Agents who have been induced during a matchday will raise costs by 10K (max +50K), players who have not been induced for a whole matchday will become desperate and lower their costs by 10K (max -50K). Free Agents that joined a team under Exclusive Contract will demand upkeep.

Animosity Free Agents getting seriously injured while being under Exclusive Contract will leave the team and declare to never ever play again for the responsible coach (lasts until Season Reset).

Grotty Grotty rolls a 1d6 at the start of a matchday to decide which invention he brings to the pitch.
Grotty Roll
1 Grotty comes without any tools
2 Grotty comes with a Chainsaw
3 Grotty comes with a Squig-on-a-stick
4 Grotty comes with a Bomb and slingshot
5 Grotty comes with artificial legs
6 Grotty comes with a Vuvuzuela


Squigs Squigs roll their movement at the start of a matchday. Teams rostering a Squig Tamer and a Squig may reroll a movement roll once.

New Free Agents Players reaching over 100 SP or winning a Player Award may decide to become independent Free Agents. These New Free Agents don't enjoy a full S.I.G. insurancy and may suffer permanent injuries.
Injuries;
Shouting then silent: Niggle (added Decay)
☆ Troll Free Agents MA ST AG PA AV SkillsStarting CostsCurrent CostsUpkeepContract StatusAnimosity
Rumble-Gut Rockbelly
35+5+5+10Loner (4+), Stand Firm, Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate, Mighty Blow (+1), Regeneration, Really Stupid170K120K30KFree Agent (looking for work)none
Big Lunky
45+5+5+10Loner (4+), Throw Team-mate, Mighty Blow (+1), Regeneration, Really Stupid, Tackle, Projectile Vomit200K200K40KExclusive Contract (Troll Fanboyzz)none
Gotrek Larson
45+5+5+10Loner (4+), Throw Team-mate, Mighty Blow (+1), Regeneration, Really Stupid, Kick, Kick Team-mate, Projectile Vomit180K130K30KFree Agent (looking for work)none
Grendel Frostbite
55+5+0+9Loner (4+), Disturbing Presence, Claws, Frenzy, Unchannelled Fury200K170K40KFree Agent (looking for work)none
Vizgrak Pigczit
45+5+5+10Loner (4+), Really Stupid, Throw Team-mate, Mighty Blow (+1), Break Tackle, Juggernaut, Regeneration, Projectile Vomit165K115K30KFree Agent (looking for work)none
Bork Bulge-Belly
45+5+5+10Loner (4+), Really Stupid, Throw Team-mate, Mighty Blow (+1), Guard, Regeneration, Multiple Block, Projectile Vomit180K130K30KFree Agent (looking for work)none
Snazguz Irongut
45+5+5+10Loner (4+), Tentacles, Throw Team-mate, Mighty Blow (+1), Claws, Regeneration, Really Stupid, Projectile Vomit230K260K50KExclusive Contract (Fazta ratyz)none
Shrag Bowlgrinder
45+5+5+10Loner (4+), Disturbing Presence, Prehensile Tail, Throw Team-mate, Foul Appearance, Mighty Blow (+1), Really Stupid, Regeneration, Projectile Vomit190K190K40KFree Agent (Contract Termination)Terrifying Toe Twisters
Nuk Em Gud
45+5+5+10Loner (4+), Bombardier, Throw Team-mate, Strong Arm, Mighty Blow (+1), Secret Weapon (8+), Regeneration, Nerves of Steel, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid190K150K30KFree Agent (in high demand)none
Ripper Bolgrot
46+6+5+10Loner (4+), Throw Team-mate, Mighty Blow (+1), Grab, Regeneration, Projectile Vomit270K240K50KFree Agent (looking for work)none
Basher
46+5+5+10Loner (4+), Throw Team-mate, Mighty Blow (+1), Foul Appearance, Projectile Vomit, Regeneration295K235K50KFree Agent (looking for work)none
Icepelt Hammerblow
56+6+0+10Loner (4+), Disturbing Presence, Thick Skull, Claws, Frenzy, Regeneration305K255K50KFree Agent (looking for work)none
Grograt Crunchskull
56+4+5+10Thick Skull, Loner (4+), Pro, Mighty Blow (+1), Projectile Vomit315K265K50KFree Agent (looking for work)none
☆ Goblin Star Players MA ST AG PA AV SkillsStarting CostsCurrent CostsUpkeepContract StatusAnimosity
Bomber Dribblesnot
62+3+3+8Loner (4+), Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Accurate, Dodge, Kaboom!100K90K20KExclusive Contract (Broken Nose Nibblerz)none
Fungus the Loon
47+3+0+11Loner (4+), Ball & Chain, Mighty Blow (+1), Secret Weapon (8+), Stunty, No Hands, Whirling Dervish90K65K20KExclusive Contract (Sartosa Black Flagz)none
Gnat the Swivel-Eye
47+3+0+11Loner (4+), Ball & Chain, Stunty, Secret Weapon (8+), No Hands, Brawler80K50K10KFree Agent (in high demand)none
Mucky McPuffcloud
52+3+4+8Loner (4+), Disturbing Presence, Bombardier, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Cannoneer, Hail Mary Pass110K60K20KFree Agent (looking for work)none
Odster Evil One
52+4+6+8Loner (4+), Chainsaw, Stunty, Secret Weapon, Dirty Player (+1), Dodge70K75K20KExclusive Contract (Mad Moon Mischiefs)none
Nobbla Blackwart
62+3+6+8Chainsaw, Loner (4+), Secret Weapon, Block, Dodge, Stunty120K90K20KFree Agent (in high demand)none
Scrappa Sorehead
72+3+5+8Pogo Stick, Stunty, Sure Feet, Sprint, Dirty Player (+1), Loner (4+), Right Stuff, Dodge90K50K10KFree Agent (looking for work)none
Throttlesnot 'The Impaler'
62+3+0+8Dodge, Stunty, Loner (4+), Stab, Secret Weapon, Dirty Player (+1), Leap90K40K10KFree Agent (looking for work)none
Snatcher Pushbrush
47+6+0+11Stand Firm, Secret Weapon, Break Tackle, No Hands, Dirty Player (+1), Loner (4+), Mighty Blow (+1), Bone Head, Juggernaut145K115K30KFree Agent (looking for work)none
☆ Goblin Legends MA ST AG PA AV SkillsStarting CostsCurrent CostsUpkeepContract StatusAnimosity
Garbage Throttlesnot
62+3+4+8Loner (4+), Right Stuff, Stunty, Leap, Kick, On the Ball, Dodge80K50K10KExclusive Contract (Black Tooth RIPs)none
Spikey Norman
62+3+4+8Loner (4+), Right Stuff, Stunty, Pro, Dodge, Thick Skull80K35K10KExclusive Contract (Black Tooth RIPs)none
Dirty Dan
63+3+5+8Loner (4+), Stunty, Dirty Player (+1), Dodge100K90K20KFree Agent (looking for work)none
Grotty
62+2+3+8Dodge, Loner, Right Stuff, Stunty, brings a free Saw on Chain120K100K20KFree Agent (looking for work)Black Tooth RIPs
☆ Squig Herders MA ST AG PA AV SkillsStarting CostsCurrent CostsUpkeepContract StatusAnimosity
Mad Gark the Tamer
62+3+5+8Loner (4+), Right Stuff, Stunty, Dodge, Wrestle, Pro, Leader130K105K30KExclusive Contract (Contract Termination)Sartosa Black Flagz
Fuggit and Biter
64+3+0+9Loner (4+), Claws, Pogo Stick, Jump Up, Monstrous Mouth, Break Tackle, Unchannelled Fury120K120K30KFree Agent (in high demand)none
Iron Moon Gublak
64+3+0+9Thick Skull, Pogo Stick, No Hands, Loner (4+), Claws, Unchannelled Fury, Break Tackle, Jump Up120K70K20KFree Agent (looking for work)none
Tinfoil Flatz
64+3+0+9Loner (4+), Claws, Pogo Stick, Jump Up, Frenzy, No Hands, Unchannelled Fury, Break Tackle125K115K30KExclusive Contract (Contract Termination)Fazta ratyz
Madcap Miggz
74+3+0+9Loner (4+), Unchannelled Fury, Claws, Break Tackle, No Hands, Pogo Stick, Jump Up140K90K20KFree Agent (looking for work)none
Kappa and Brawler
46+5+0+9Disturbing Presence, Stand Firm, Ball & Chain, No Hands, Loner (4+), Claws, Frenzy, Dodge150K100K20KFree Agent (looking for work)none
Food
51+3+5+6Loner (4+), Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Swarming, Titchy, Dodge20K10K10KFree Agent (looking for work)none
☆ Warpstone Cultists Free Agents MA ST AG PA AV SkillsStarting CostsCurrent CostsUpkeepContract StatusAnimosity
Smutchy Peckersneek
62+3+4+8Loner (4+), Right Stuff, Stunty, Dodge, Side Step, Two Heads, Prehensile Tail90K80K20KFree Agent (in high demand)none
Grabby Blockheadz
62+3+4+8Loner (4+), Disturbing Presence, Diving Tackle, Right Stuff, Stunty, Two Heads, Dodge100K50K10KFree Agent (looking for work)none
Horny Muckz
62+3+4+8Loner (4+), Wrestle, Horns, Right Stuff, Stunty, Foul Appearance, Dodge120K70K20KFree Agent (looking for work)none
"Handy" Wigginz
62+3+4+8Loner (4+), Right Stuff, Stunty, Dodge, Sure Feet, Sprint, Extra Arms100K50K10KFree Agent (looking for work)none
Blammo Huggz
62+3+4+8Tentacles, Loner (4+), Foul Appearance, Sure Hands, Shadowing, Dodge, Right Stuff, Defensive110K70K20KFree Agent (in high demand)none
Beavis Nuthead
62+3+4+8Tentacles, Loner (4+), Right Stuff, Stunty, Dodge, Jump Up, Claws, Foul Appearance100K50K10KFree Agent (looking for work)none
Birdy Boilbrain
62+3+4+9Loner (4+), Right Stuff, Stunty, Dodge, Thick Skull, Arm Bar100K50K10KFree Agent (looking for work)none
Fappy Bigmeatz
62+3+4+8Loner (4+), Pogo Stick, Right Stuff, Big Hand, Dodge100K50K10KFree Agent (looking for work)none
Fester Nosedive
62+3+5+8Loner (4+), Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop, Hypnotic Gaze, Dodge, Mesmerizing Dance110K60K20KFree Agent (looking for work)none
Snore McGroan
62+3+6+8Loner (4+), Right Stuff, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Chainsaw, Pogo Stick120K70K20KFree Agent (in high demand)none
Prickle Stabneck
62+3+4+9Stab, Secret Weapon (8+), Stunty, Multiple Block, Shadowing, Dodge, Loner (4+), Sneaky Git, Right Stuff140K110K30KFree Agent (looking for work)none
The Black Gobbo
62+3+3+9Bombardier, Disturbing Presence, Dodge, Loner (4+), Side Step, Sneaky Git, Stab, Stunty, Sneakiest of the Lot200K200K40KExclusive Contract (Les Sales Freux)none
☆ New Free Agent MA ST AG PA AV SkillsStarting CostsCurrent CostsUpkeepContract StatusAnimosity
James Galanna
45+5+5+10Mighty Blow (+1), Regeneration, Really Stupid, Loner (4+), Block, Guard, Break Tackle, Throw Team-mate, Projectile Vomit, Always Hungry220K210K50KExclusive Contract (dead)dead
Icanz Fliez
62+3+6+8Loner (4+), Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Mighty Blow (+1), Block, Swoop140K90K20KFree Agent (looking for work)none
Robert Feart
45+5+5+10Always Hungry, Loner (4+), Mighty Blow (+1), Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate, Guard, Block, Break Tackle, Stand Firm, Tackle265K260K50KExclusive Contract (Troll Fanboyzz)Sartosa Black Flagz
Shouting then silent
45+5+5+10Always Hungry, Loner (4+), Mighty Blow (+1), Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate, Guard, Block, Break Tackle, Grab, Stand Firm, Decay255K255K50KExclusive Contract (Bigtoof Bad Bunneez)Bad Apples
☆ Free Willed Free Agent MA ST AG PA AV SkillsStarting CostsCurrent CostsUpkeepContract StatusAnimosity
Tazz Izzgutt
62+3+4+8Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Foul Appearance, Pump Up the Crowd40K-noneTheDeadisNotanEscuse!!!(Current ToB leader)everybody

Player ReportInduced
Games
Exclusive
Contracts
Contracted
Games
Total
Games
Odster Evil One177
The Black Gobbo177
Robert Feart1167
Big Lunky166
Shouting then silent4226
Snazguz Irongut155
Bomber Dribblesnot3125
Gnat the Swivel-Eye55
Tazz Izzgutt155
Shrag Bowlgrinder144
Dirty Dan44
Tinfoil Flatz1134
Food44
Fungus the Loon2113
Nobbla Blackwart33
Snatcher Pushbrush33
Garbage Throttlesnot123
Spikey Norman123
Mad Gark the Tamer2113
Fuggit and Biter33
James Galanna33
Grendel Frostbite22
Ripper Bolgrot22
Scrappa Sorehead22
Grotty122
Smutchy Peckersneek22
Snore McGroan22
Icanz Fliez22
Rumble-Gut Rockbelly11
Vizgrak Pigczit11
Bork Bulge-Belly11
Nuk Em Gud11
Icepelt Hammerblow11
Grograt Crunchskull11
Throttlesnot 'The Impaler'11
Madcap Miggz11
Horny Muckz11
Blammo Huggz11
Fester Nosedive11
Gotrek Larson0
Basher0
Mucky McPuffcloud0
Iron Moon Gublak0
Kappa and Brawler0
Grabby Blockheadz0
"Handy" Wigginz0
Beavis Nuthead0
Birdy Boilbrain0
HISTORY

The Great Waaaagh

Season 0 Rankings and Stats

☆ XXXL Champion Mad Moon Mischiefs
☆ Black Lantern Winner Broken Nose Nibblerz
☆ Headz Champion Mad Moon Mischiefs
☆ Tailz Champion Black Tooth RIPs
☆ Headz vs Tailz Winner Tailz
Second Season

Season 1 Rankings and Stats

☆ XXXL Champion Mad Moon Mischiefs
☆ Black Lantern Winner Broken Nose Nibblerz
☆ Headz Champion Mad Moon Mischiefs
☆ Tailz Champion Night Goblin Nasties
☆ Headz vs Tailz Winner Headz
☆ The Big Cook Broken Nose Nibblerz
Git Revolushun

Season 2 Rankings and Stats

☆ XXXL Champion Gobbolchevickz
☆ Black Lantern Winner Possibly the most Knives
☆ Headz Champion Bad Apples
☆ Tailz Champion Gobbolchevickz
☆ Headz vs Tailz Winner Tailz
☆ Squig Westminster Night Goblin Nasties

2020

Season 3 Results

☆ XXXL Bowl Moody Moonzz
☆ Black Lantern Les Sales Freux
☆ Headz vs Tailz Tailz
☆ Headz vs Tailz Allstars Champion Tailz
☆ Headz Champion Terrifying Toe Twisters
☆ Tailz Champion Bad Apples
☆ Warpstone Rage Festival Bricktops Boisterous Butchers
☆ XXXL Hall of Fame☆






Baddest TeamCASSeason
Mad Moon Mischiefs ☆470 Great Waaaagh
Mad Moon Mischiefs ☆☆461 Second Season
Bricktops Boisterous Butchers ☆392 Git Revolushun
Moody Moonzz ☆313 2000

Top Scoring TeamTouchdownsSeason
Mad Moon Mischiefs ☆130 Great Waaaagh
Mad Moon Mischiefs ☆☆141 Second Season
Gobbolchevickz ☆152 Git Revolushun
Moody Moonz ☆153 2000

Throne of BloodToB pointsSeason
Erratic Eccentric Entertainers ☆711 Second Season
Bad Apples ☆1592 Git Revolushun
Black Tooth RIPs ☆1183 2000

Wikkundru the Joyful Clown AwardFoulsSeason
Wikkundru the Joyful Clown (Erratic Eccentric Entertainers) ☆240 Great Waaaagh
Sleazy Biscuits (Bogan Picnic Hamper Stealers) ☆171 Second Season
Gemma Monas (Mad Bombers) ☆182 Git Revolushun
Tantrum Git (Black Tooth RIPs) ☆253 2000

Top BasherCASSeason
James Galanna, Spud (Mad Moon Mischiefs) ☆70 Great Waaaagh
Krud (Possibly the most Knives) ☆, Robert Feart (Green Gladiataazz) ☆101 Second Season
Marxkarl (Gobbolchevickz) ☆142 Git Revolushun
Kosto the Troll (Moody Moonzz) ☆123 2000

Top ScorerTouchdownsSeason
Jumping Jack (Mad Moon Mischiefs) ☆, Mrs. Whip (Da Dirty BDSM Trive) ☆80 Great Waaaagh
Mendinsli the Soaring (Erratic Eccentric Entertainers) ☆61 Second Season
Falling down and jumping up (Bad Apples) ☆92 Git Revolushun
Fanny Fabtabulous (Terrifying Toe Twisters) ☆83 2000

MVPMVPsSeason
James Galanna (Mad Moon Mischiefs) ☆40 Great Waaaagh
Ed Marimba (Black Tooth RIPs) ☆,
Chatty Spamad (Black Tooth RIPs) ☆,
Yynn the Mesmerizing (Erratic Eccentric Entertainers) ☆,
Freak (Mad Moon Mischiefs) ☆,
Icanz Fliez (Broken Nose Nibblerz) ☆
31 Second Season
Magzie Mulbridd (Erratic Eccentric Entertainers) ☆42 Git Revolushun
Krush'n Bleau II (Troll Fanboyzz) ☆53 2000

Season RecordsPlayerRecordSeason
Top FoulerTantrum Git (Black Tooth RIPs) ☆25 Fouls3 2000
Top BasherMarxkarl (Gobbolchevickz) ☆14 CAS2 Git Revolushun
Top ScorerFalling down and jumping up (Bad Apples) ☆9 TDs2 Git Revolushun
Top MVPKrush'n Bleau II (Troll Fanboyzz) ☆5 MVP3 2000

PlayerClub(s)GamesWhere are they now?
Rockette MortonBlack Tooth RIPs55 GamesZombie Troll at TheDeadisNotanEscuse!!!
Robert FeartGreen Gladiataazz53 Gamesbecame a Free Agent
Ed MarimbaBlack Tooth RIPs52 GamesBlack Tooth RIPs
Chatty SpamadBlack Tooth RIPs51 GamesDead!




Black Market Cards


Black Market cards allow additional manipulations to teams and players between matchdays.
Cards are divided in 7 regular categories and 1 special category based on the active Pre-Season tournament.
At the start of a new season all Black Market cards are put together into one Black Market card deck. This deck represents the Black Market and gets shuffled at the start of every season phase.

Access to the Black Market can be obtained by activating a rostered Filcher or by participating at a Great Bribery.
After successfully accessing the Market, the team's coach may see the current two top cards of the Black Market card deck and choose one card, the unwanted card moves to the bottom of the deck.
The obtained card may be activated at once or be looted for later usage. A team may loot up to three Black Market cards at once.
A team may activate up to three cards per matchday and card effects may stack, but only one card per category may be activated.
If not stated otherwise Black Market cards may only be used on players with Right Stuff (exception are rostered Free Agents).



Magic Cards

A group of insane Goblins that pretend to understand the usage of magic while in reality these guys make a living by stealing magic goods from travelling traders. As such these Goblins sometimes sell items without really understanding them themselves.
Cards may be activated on rostered players with Right Stuff (exception are rostered Free Agents).
Flying Carpet

A legendary magic carpet found in the ruins of Araby helps to keep a room tidy or grants the user to fly.
2-6 The carpet seems to follow any given orders.
Player gains Swoop, Sprint and Sure Feet.
1 Only after stepping on the carpet, the player realizes not knowing how to control it.
The carpet lifts up and flies off back to Araby. Player misses next game.


Cloak of Isha

A mysterous cloak with a protective aura found in the former realm of Woof Elves. May be used instead of regular armor.
2-6 The legendary cloak can be used instead of regular armor, grants +1 AV, Regeneration and Thick Skull.
1 Turns out a coat is not an adequate replacement for proper armor, player suffers -1 AV.


Hashtut's Dentures

Iron prosthetics decorated with arcane runes found in the ruins of Zorn-Uzkul. Supposedly fills the patient with rage.
2-6 Drives the wearer mad and grants Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow and Animosity.
1 The teeth used to look worse. But the pain destroys most of the player’s brain, player suffers Unchannelled Fury and Animosity.


Lewdgrip's Whiparm

The detached tentacle arm of a legendary Blood Bowl player keeps passing on pure instinct, if you can sneak it out of mums bedside drawer.
2-6 The carrying player gains Accurate, Nerves of Steel, Pass and Strong Arm.
1 The tentacle occasionally growls into the carrying player’s mouth to lay eggs, the player can’t move while trying to spit. Player suffers Take Root


Jark's Longarm

The living arm of a former Blood Bowl legend has a drive on to the ball. Put on a chain leash, the arm can lead its new master.
2-6 Player gains Catch, Diving Catch, Extra Arm and Pass Block.
1 The arm begins to struggle free and fight with the carrying player before kick-off and escapes. A random opponent player catches the hand.


Invisible Paste

A mysterious paste makes anything it touches invisible. Found despite being invisible.
Can only be used on any rostered player with a Secret Weapon (exception are rostered Free Agents).
2-6 Changes the player's Secret Weapon to a modified roll of +7.
1 The player can’t find their weapon before the match. The player loses any Secret Weapon related stats and skills.


Magic Sponge

A multicellular organism consisting of jelly-like mesohyl found on a beach. Legends say the sponge can cures any kind of injury.
2-6 Player loses any temporary or permanent injuries for one match.
1 The player suffers Decay for next played match.


Grom Steak

An overcooked slice of regenerating Troll meat based on legendary Grom's faborite recipe. Grants enormous strength when eaten.
2-6 The steak fills the player with unbelievable strength.
Player gains +1ST, Kick Team Mate, Always Hungry and loses Right Stuff.
1 Player loses -1ST and gains Titchy.


Dirty Tricks

A group of former Blood Bowl players that failed as coaches despite their unsportsmanship.
Now they try to sell some of their dirty tricks to young coaches and show them cheap ways to improve a team.
Cards may be activated on players with Right Stuff (exception are rostered Free Agents).
Greased Shoes

Nasty self made grease tubes to replace the opponent’s shoe.
2-6 1d3 random players lose -1MA.
1 1d3 random players gain Sprint.


Toxic Mushrooms

Toxic mushrooms to poison the opponent's meal before the match.
2-6 1d3 random players drink from a toxic soup and suffer Bonehead for one match.
1 1d3 player drink from a toxic soup and gain Foul Appearance for one match.


Referee Tribunal V.I.P.

Open the gates to the vip section and have some fans "persuade" the referee tribunal members to leave the buffet and actually watch the game closely.
2-6 Any opponent player banned for fouling has to attend the Referee Tribunal and face a ban of 1d3 games.
1 Any player of the activating team that gets banned for fouling has to attend the Referee Tribunal and face a ban of 1d3 games.


Fake News

Bribed Gunter the Gobbo manipulates the upcoming game's odds.
2-6 Next opponent's TV gets raised by 50K.
1 Next opponent’s TV gets lowered by 50K.


Locked Rest Room

The bribed cleaning lady locks in a player for not being able to pay for the rest room usage.
2-6 Bans activating team from fielding a chosen player with Right Stuff on the first drive. In case of only 11 rostered players the team gains a free Riotous Rookie.
1 Bans an opponent from fielding a chosen player with Right Stuff on the first drive. In case of only 11 rostered players the team gains a free Riotous Rookie.


Manipulated Dice Tower

Little gnoblars manipulate the stadium's dice tower to direct Nuffle's holy favor towards one team without affecting TV.
2-6 1d3 random players with Right Stuff gain Consummate Professional for one match.
1 1d3 opponent random players with Right Stuff gain Consummate Professional.


The Fixer

Unhappy at certain opposition shenanigans, the coach approaches The Fixer to see if he can't sort out a different outcome.
2-6 Rerolls one of the opponent's active cards with a modifier of -1.
1 Next card activation or specialist roll suffers a modifier of -1.


Rigged Coin

That coin looks a bit suspicious.
2-6 Allows the activating team to decide on who receives first no matter of what the client’s coin toss results.
1 Allows the opponent team to decide on who receives first no matter of what the client’s coin toss results.


Goblin Cheaters

The craftsmanship of the Goblin Cheaters is infamously dangerous, often not working as indented.
This is due the lack of understanding for basic construction and the usage of cheap Hobgoblin slaves.
Cards may be activated on players with Right Stuff (exception are rostered Free Agents).
Rusty Spoon

Even a rusty spoon can be a deadly weapon.
2-6 Player gains Stab, Secret Weapon.
1 The spoon turns out to look more intimidating than it is, player suffers Secret Weapon.


Kicking Boots

A new pair of boots pimped up with deadly spikes and sharpened spurs.
2-6 Player gains Kick, Dirty Player.
1 The spikes keep hurting the player while not offering any advantage. Player suffers -1AG and -1MA.


Blundabuss

The blundabuss allows to fire the ball long distances.
2-6 Chosen player with Right Stuff gains Pass, Hail Mary Pass and +1PA but suffers Secret Weapon (+11).
1 Due malfunction the player suffers No Hands and Secret Weapon (+11).


Squig Bomb Launcher

The key is getting the little buggers in there without losing your trigger finger.
2-6 The cheaters smuggle in a Squig Bomb Launcher for one game (2,2,3+,3+,6+)- Bombardier, Cannoneer, Cloud Burster, Running Pass, Strong Passing Game, Really Stupid, Secret Weapon, 50K
1 The cheaters lack any manual or knowledge on how to control this
machine. A random player with Right Stuff misses next match and rolls
1db. If the result is a skull or both down, the player suffers an injury
from the explosion and misses the next match.


Goblin Catapult

It looks like its been constructed out of string, paper mache and sodden bar towels, but hey... it might work!
2-6 Team gains a Goblin Catapult for one game (2,2,2+,2+,9+)- Throw Team Mate, Kick Team Mate, Strong Arm, The Ballista, Secret Weapon, Take Root, 50K
1 The cheaters lack any manual or knowledge on how to control this machine. The player misses next match and rolls 1db. If the result is a skull, the player suffers from selfcatapulting and rolls one Casualty roll.


Pocket Holes

You can't take a pair of scissors onto the field, but you can sneak around with them in the club rooms after the game.
2-6 The cheaters transfer all regular winnings of the upcoming match to the activating team’s treasury.
1 The cheaters transfer all regular winnings of the upcoming match to the opponent’s treasury.


Stolen Playbook

It also magically reveals whether coaches can read or not.
2-6 1d3+1 players gain Pass Block & Shadowing
1 1d3+1 random players gain Loner (3+)


Bribed Lineref

Hey *psst*, yeah, you... see that linesman over there. You ain't gonna believe what he got up to last night!
2-6 1d3+1 random players gain swarming, 1 random opponent player gains swarming.
1 1d3+1 random opponent players gain swarming, 1 random rostered player gains swarming.


Warpstone Cards

The mentally questionable Night Goblins are looking for voluntary test subjects for their Warpstone experiments.
Cards may be activated on players with Right Stuff (exception are rostered Free Agents).
Some Coaches might risk the health of a player to gain an advantage.
Frog Legs

The player’s legs keep growing in size and strength and he can now jump to enormous heights.
2-6 Player gains Very Long Legs, Leap
1 Player suffers internal mutations and gains Decay


New Friend

A second head grows out of the player’s neck.
2-6 Player gains Two Heads.
1 Player suffers internal mutations and gains Decay


Stonebrain

The player’s skull grows thick horns.
2-6 Player gains Horns and Thick Skull.
1 Player suffers internal mutations and gains Decay


Growing Fingers

The player grows a new, autonomous arm.
2-6 Player gains Big Hand, Extra Arm.
1 Player suffers internal mutations and gains Decay


Fist with teeth

The player's fingers deform into razor sharp claws.
2-6 Player gains Claw, Stab.
1 Player suffers internal mutations and gains Decay


Speaking stomach

The player’s belly opens and a giant mouth with teeth appears, gurgling and uttering nonsensical noises.
2-6 Player gains Monstrous Mouth, Disturbing Presence.
1 Player suffers internal mutations and gains Decay


Spores

The player keeps evolving like shrooms on speed.
2-6 Player gains Tentacles, Prehensile Tail and Foul Appearance.
1 Player suffers internal mutations and gains Decay


Warpstone Ceremony

In a filthy basement, in a particularly nasty hotel, in an exceptionally bad part of town, several cloaked figures gather in the soft light of the Warpstone. Fervent whispers, muffled cries and the occasional groan are all that can be heard as the participants prepare themselves for an ancient and evil ceremony. And there are refreshments too.
2-6 Lasting effect:
2 player is reborn as a Dust Goblin
3 player is reborn as a strange creature,
4 player is reborn with a third eye (gains free Leader)
5 player is reborn with a mutation (Coach can choose one mutation)
6 player is reborn with two mutations (Coach can choose two mutations)
1 Lasting effect:
1 player is dies


Troll Cards

A gang of Goblins that believe to be smart enough to manipulate Trolls. In reality, just a group of idiots accepted by Trolls until it becomes lunchtime.
All Troll cards can only be used on rostered Troll players.
Snack

Some might think they were people too. But they're not. They're a snack.
2-6 The Troll’s team gets a free Halfling for one game-
1 Next opponent gets a free Halfling for one game


Cook

If a Halfling tastes great, how amazing could a Halfling chef taste?
2-6 The Troll eats a cook and loses Always Hungry and improves Loner roll by 1.
1 The Troll eats a cook and loses Projectile Vomit.


Throwing Practice

It might not make their aim better, but it keeps them occupied.
2-6 The Troll practices throwing team mates and gains The Ballista and Reliable for one game.
1 Troll loses Throw Team Mate for one game.


Smear it with Glue

The key is getting it out of the team changing rooms afterwards.
2-6 Troll gains Tentacles.
1 Troll gains Decay.


Troll Therapy

A deep conversation with a sport psychotherapist motivates the Troll.
2-6 Troll loses Loner.
1 Troll eats the therapist, loses Reall Stupid and gains Animal Savagery.


Cooked Witch

Apparently they taste like garlic and snails and puppy dog tails.
2-6 The Troll eats a witch and starts moving in an irrational way, the Troll gains Frenzy and Jump Up.
1 The witch puts a spell on the Troll before being eaten, the Troll gains Take Root.


Voices in Head

*psst* Hey. You. I'm talking to you. See those gitz over there!
2-6 The Troll hears voices in the head what to do, Troll gains Pro.
1 The voices don’t stop talking, the Troll can’t play under these conditions and misses next game.


Rolled a 6

There is nothing more surprising than when a Troll suddenly seems to understand complex play plans. Except maybe Fanatics not getting knocked out. That would be surprising.
2-6 Nobody knows why, but the Troll is suddenly able to articulate full sentences and focus on the game Troll loses Really Stupid
1 Nobody is really surprised, the Troll is so stupid that he forgets to show up, missing next game


Unwanted Ones

A group of old Goblin players that were fired by their former teams. Despite their injuries they sometimes have the abilities to be useful for a team. Unwanted Ones come with the skill Disposable and don’t add their base skills to the team’s TV.

Players from these cards may be used to temporary replace rostered players who are suffering from a MNG status or take a free roster spot.

Every season includes one guest player who replaces a random Unwanted One card.
When a coach activates an Unwanted One roll 1d6. On a result of 4+ replace the Unwanted One with the current guest player.
The guest player may appear several times per season but adds -1 to the Unwanted One roll each time they are induced, but a natural 6 will always activate the guest. The guest player may gain spp and suffer permanent injuries.

NameMASTAGPAAVPVSkills
Fubby Fart613+4+8+20KDodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Kick, Smashed Collar Bone
Garnash Gizzard624+4+8+20KDodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Guard, Brolen Neck
Immortal Huck523+4+8+20KDodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle, Smashed Hip
Low Blow Joe623+4+7+20KDodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Serious Concussion
Magic Gabrush613+4+8+20KDodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Pass, Smashed Collar Bone
Rot Gakdup624+4+8+20KDodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Broken Neck
Scared Freddie523+4+8+20KDodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Smashed Ankle
Howey Bowlson623+4+7+20KDodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Leader, Fractured Skull


SeasonXXXL Guest PlayersNameMASTAGPAAVSkillsSkillaccessPlayervalue
3
The Old One633+4+9+Pogo Stick, Very Long LegsG/A,P,S60K
2
Drub Drill723+3+8+Dodge, Pass Block, Shadowing, Stunty -70K
1
Dik Waldorf513+5+7+Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Swarming, comes with Prik-0K
1
Prik Stakdorf613+4+8+Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Coaching Roll-70K
0
Longlip Stikka623+5+8+Dodge, Stunty, Stab-55K


XXXL Cards

XXXL Cards always focus and rely on specific XXXL related team management aspects and allow a temporary boost.
Gobbo Goblets Sponsorship

Gobbo Goblets, XXXL’s official wine delivery system of the XXXL, offers a deal to sponsor the team.
Requires: No active sponsor contract
2-6 Adds a temporary sponsor contract with Gobbo Goblets with the unique PR strategy “Better than nothing: Don’t lose and take the money”, they pay a regular sponsor payment (2d3+FF modifier) and stay for one match.
1 Instead of paying with gold, Gobbo Goblets just send barrels full with toxic wine. Some players appear on the next matchday intoxicated. 1d3 random players gain Really Stupid. Team may unready and hire untrained Riotous Rookies in an attempt to help the situation.


Excited Sponsor

To celebrate the onoing positive relationship between team and sponsor,
the sponsor decides to pay a bonus based on the next match performance.
Requires: Active sponsor contract.
2-6 The sponsor adds +1d3 per scored TD to the upcoming sponsor payment roll.
1 The sponsor will be very disappointed in case of a loss and not pay if the team fails to win or draw the next game.


Leader

The team captain requests that he should be allowed to take the pre match team talk.
And how can the coach say no to his captain?
Requires: Rostered Team Captain
2-6 The Team Captain understands how to motivate and lead team mates, the player gains Leader.
1 The Team Captain is a toxic primadonna and hurts the team atmosphere, the captain and 1d3 random team mates gain Loner or add +1 to an existing Loner.


Cheating the Cheats

I mean.... It’s almost compulsory.... right?
Requires: Active Bribe at a Great Bribery
2-6 Allows to view current bribes of ther teams and redistribute gold between the own active bribes.
1 Team gets banned from the upcoming Bribery with any active bribes valuated as failed.


Fudging the Team Sheet

Because this requires reading and writing its more risky than you could imagine.
Requires: No Active Bribe
2-6 Team may unready again and hire and fire under regular Team Management rules before the upcoming match.
1 Team may not fire any players in the upcoming Regular Team Management phase.


Grottydas

Grottydas have released a new range of amazing sporting accessories.
Requires: Rostered Secret Weapon
2-6 Player regain Right Stuff and Dodge and a modified Secret Weapon Roll of +8 or add +1 if they already feature a modified SW roll.
1 Player has to play without any gadget with base skills based on a regular Goblin.


Level One Coaching Badge

With the idea of coaching staff being that they actually help out in
some way, there is of course a way for the leeg to make money out of
training them.
Coaching badges. Requires: Rostered Specialist
2-6 Cheerleader: add +1 to Cheerleader Roll
Fan: pays +2d3 per fielded drive
Filcher: may filch twice
Player-Coach: may coach a rostered Troll
Shaman: may reroll one dice of a Shaman Roll
Squig Tamer: may reroll a failed Tame roll
1 Specialist misses next game.


There is no I in We

A pep talk with a exclusive contracted Free Agent before the upcoming
match has an effect on the player’s attitude.
Requires: Free Agent under Exclusive Contract
2-6 A rostered Free Agent believes in the coach and gives everything to be a valuable part of the team, the player loses Loner.
1 The rostered Free Agent demands to be the central point of the upcoming game and will start a fight with any team mate scoring more TDs. Roll 1db per scored TD, on a skull result the scoring player will get beaten up and miss the next game.


Boneyard Cards

The vile gravediggers are coming to sell their forbidden findings. Only an insane coach would not turn away from such an offer!
Incorporeal

A secret force helps the player's team to move past their opponents.
2-6 1d3 players gain Incorporeal
1 One of the invoked ghosts is the grandgrandgrandfather of the opponent's coach and decides to switch sides. 1d3 random opponents gain Incorporeal.


Zombie Rookies

A certain kind of special worm hidden in the food for the Rookies turns the talented young gits into mindless monsters.
2-6 Riotous Rookies gain Regeneration and Savage Mauling for one match.
1 The Riotous Rookies suffer Decay for one match.


Blood Contract

An ancient piece of paper with bloody handwriting is just waiting for your signature!
2-6 Player gains a skill chosen by the coach for one match, but will "retire" after the match.
1 Player disappears into the void.


Numbnefer's Helmet

The golden helmet of the famous Goblin thrower is certainly worth a lot.
2-6 Team resells the helmet for 2d6*10K gold.
1 The helmet turns out to be a stolen luxury object from Dirty Dan's famous collection. The team gets caught and sued for 2d6*10K or suffers a random player missing next game due a beat down. Additionally Dirty Dan gains Animosity against the team if not paid.


Black Sheep

Sacrificing the black sheep to praise the Great Nuffle!
2-6 Nuffle is pleased and grants a random player with the Leader trait for one match.
1 Nuffle is enraged by the cheap offer and grants a random opponent player the Leader trait.


Decoy

A masterwork of taxadormy will certainly be useful to hocus the opponent's dirty cheats.
2-6 A suffered Black Market card targets the decoy instead of an actual player.
1 Team loses next game's 4 MVP SP due a mix up of actual players and the corpse.


A Chainsaw

The chainsaw of a former blood bowl star seems to still work.
2-6 A player with Right Stuff chosen by the coach gains Chainsaw and Secret Weapon but suffers -1AG for one match.
1 The chosen player suffers an injury and misses next game.


Raising the Dead

Team may attempt to raise a player who passed away in the last match.
2-6 Team may roll a 1d6 Desecrator Roll.
1 A random player with Right Stuff turns into a Dust Goblin!


Corruption Cards


Corruption cards change a matchday’s ruleset during Regular Season and can be activated by contacting league officials.
At the start of a new season all Corruptiob cards are put together into one Corruption card deck and gets shuffled at the start of every season phase.

Access to Corruptions can be obtained by activating a rostered Filcher or by participating at a Great Bribery.
A team that gains access to Corruptions gets to see the current two top cards of the card deck and choose one while the remaining card goes to the bottom of the deck.
The obtained card may be activated at once or be looted for later usage. A team may loot up to three Corruption cards at once.

A team may activate one Corruption before a matchday, up to three Corruptions may be activated in total per matchday.
If more than three teams attempt to activate a Corruption, the teams with a higher GR gain advantage.
If two Corruptions with a contradictive nature are activated at the same time, the Corruption of the team with a higher GR overwrites the Corruption of the team with a lower GR.

Team Captains are immune to card effects unless stated otherwise.
Games played during the Pre-Season are not professional enough to be corrupted. As such Corruption Cards can not be activated before the start of a Regular Season.
Corruption Cards activated during Playoffs don’t impact the whole league but only the activating team and their upcoming opponent.

☆ 3 to 5* ☆
Wots better than three points for a win? FIVE POINTS FOR A WIN!
Victories count 5 points, Draws count 2 points, Losses 1 point.


☆ All Star Conditioning ☆
Tried and true training methods between matchdays can make even the most mecenary star feel part of the team, such as giving them an extra packet of Wotsdisfings after practise.
Free Agents playing under Exclusive Rights lose Loner.


☆ Apoth Strike ☆
Sick of the high cost of quality health care, leeg officials enter emergency negotiations attempting to reduce apocethary wages. Outraged at this slight, and driven by underhanded union activites, the leegs apocatheries go on strike.
Teams lose regular Apothecaries and cannot hire a new one. Apothecaries return after Corruption ended.


☆ Bounties ☆
Somewhere, some dark shadowy figure is pulling the strings and encouraging players to kill. And they're paying out good money for it!
Roll 1d6 for every team that kills an opposition player during the upcoming matchday.
1-3: Nothing unusual happens
4-5: Murdering team gains 2d3*10K rewards for a succesful bountie.
6: Murdering team gains 4d3*10Krewards for a succesful bountie



☆ Bribed Journalists ☆
Lazy and corrupt reporters from Spike Magazine have bribed, blackmailed and bullied team officials to learn in advance who the player of the day will be.
Coaches nominate 1 player for MVP in post-match sequence.


☆ Cabal-Vision Commercials ☆
The officials are persuaded to broadcast commercials between turns and intermissions. They also print sponsor logos on player uniforms.
Teams receive 50K additional funds for inducements at the start of the next game.


☆ Extented Deadline ☆
The officials are persuaded to grant teams a longer resting period between matchdays. This gives players time to heal injuries but teams become also become rusty due lack of match day practice.
Removes any injury related Missing Next Game status.


☆ Fair Play ☆
The officials are persuaded to forbid unclean tackles against lower body parts to prevent injuries.
Right Stuff cancels Tackle skill when blocked.


☆ Feed the Trolls ☆
Beastly pro-Troll rights activists have agitated the union enough that they have agreed to improved conditions for Trolls. The first concession.... more food for the hungry monsters.
Teams must pay 50K per rostered Troll, alternatively feed each Troll with a random player with Right Stuff or have the unfed Troll missing the next game.


☆ Get the Squigs ☆
The officials are persuaded to let Squiq Herders participate in the league.
Teams get access to hire players Squig Hoppers for the duration of the current regular team management phase.


☆ Goblin Bruisers ☆
The officials are persuaded to make a deal with a warfaring tribe from the edge of the Coin.
Teams may hire one Goblin Bruiser.


☆ Gunther’s Tempting Tamperings ☆
Gunther has been persuaded to fudge the odds a bit, definitely not to trick more people into losing money.
Underdogs lose 50K TeamValue after readying team.


☆ Guts from the Grave ☆
A dangerous looking character has appeared in the XXXL Boardroom offering his services.... but his fee is not cash.
For the cost of 1d3 DF teams may attempt one Desecrator roll on a player that passed away while playing for the team.


☆ Hobgoblins are Goblins ☆
Left wing liberals and social justice warriors have 'convinced' leeg officials that progressive inclusion is good for the ratings. An invitation is extended for Hobgoblins to play in the league.
Teams get access to hire Hobgoblins. Teams that hire a Hobgoblin lose 1 DF.


☆ Improved Training Grounds ☆
The officials are persuaded to make Assistant-Coaches actually work for their money.
Teams that have more Assistant Coaches than the upcoming opponent gain a free coaching roll as if a Player-Coach was rostered.


☆ Lackadaisical Rules ☆
The officials are persuaded to let team captains negotiate between their team mates and referees to reduce the vile beatdowns in recent games.
Rostered Captains gain Sneakiest of the lot.


☆ Lockdown ☆
The officials are persuaded to lock teams up before their games to prevent further madness.
Teams can only activate black market cards that effect their own players.


☆ Magic Eye ☆
The officials are persuaded to hire wizards to overview the game and offer Replay function for the refs.
Sneaky Git Players can no longer sneak into the KO box.


☆ Modern Blood Bowl ☆
A new wave of up and coming companies has approached the leeg and offered lucrative sponsorship contracts... on the condition that the game is played the way they want.
Teams may reset their current sponsorship contracts to 2d3 with a new PR, teams without an active sponsorship may apply for a new one for free.


☆ No Mutants Allowed ☆
The officials are persuaded that mutants are dangerous and ban then from competing in the league.
Rostered players with mutations are missing for one game. Players with Mutations cannot be induced.


☆ Open Decks ☆
The officials are persuaded to provide a transparent working environment for XXXL teams.
Current top cards of Corruption and Black Market decks are revealed to the whole league.


☆ Open the Markets ☆
The officials are persuaded to declare the Black Market legal.
Coaches may buy one random Black Market card (current unseen top card from Black Market deck ) for 50K.


☆ Player Union ☆
The officials are persuaded to raise some of the top player's wages to keep them from forming an union with lower players.
Each team's regular player with most SPP demands to be paid upkeep (based on their current costs) after the next match.


☆ Pogo Spears ☆
The officials are persuaded to buy pogo sticks from Grottydas. The sticks come with manufacturing errors and endanger players.
Pogoers gain Stab, Dirty Player and Secret Weapon but suffer -1MA.


☆ Pre-Game Rituals ☆
The officials are persuaded to broadcast the game's Pre-Game show, teams with dedicated cheerleader teams may benefit from the exposure.
Teams may add +1 per staffed Cheerleader to upcoming sponsor payment rolls.


☆ Professional Healthcare ☆
The officials are persuaded to take good care of the league players. They hire specialized Apothecaries to treat their injuries after the game.
Heals any Missing Next Game status. Players that suffered a permanent non-lethal injury in the previous match may opt to miss out the next game but heal one inury.


☆ Push the Ref ☆
The officials are persuaded to allow players to express themselves when debating with a referee.
Blocking a referee only results in a penalty if the block result injures the referee. Blocking with a referee only results in a penalty if the block injures the opponent.


☆ Rivalry ☆
A series of documentaries focused on the most intense XXXL rivalries leads to increased media attention to the form of these teams.
Teams in an ongoing Blood Feud gain +1DF if their current Blood Feud rival loses on the match day, teams in an ongoing Blood Feud lose -1 DF if their rival wins.


☆ Rule of 7s ☆
The officials are persuaded that 11 players cost too much. To speed up the games and save some gold, the maximum number of players fielded gets reduced to 7.
Maximum of 1 players may be set up in each wide zone, a maximum of 7 players may be set up in total, no minimum of players must be set up on the LOS.


☆ Short Skirts ☆
The officials are persuaded to introduce new uniforms for cheerleaders, claiming severe shortages of material as justification for their perversity.
Teams with Cheerleaders leaders gain additional 1d(amount of staffed cheerleaders)*10K gold to their post-match winnings.


☆ Snotling Wave ☆
The officials are overwhelmed by a plague of Snotlings. They are just everywhere.
Team rosters with less than 16 players are filled up with free Snotlings (leave after matchday), induced Riotous Rookies are changed into Snotlings.


☆ Spiked Ball ☆
The officials are persuaded to buy balls from a cheaper provider. The new balls come with manufacturing errors and have dangerous spikes.
A spiked ball is used for play. Any failed pickup or catch roll results in the player being stabbed.


☆ Trolls Out! ☆
tba
All rostered Trolls are missing the next match.
No Troll Free Agents can be induced.



☆ Tax Control ☆
The officials are persuaded to fight corruption and introduces a tight tax control.
Enables Spiraling Expenses at 1500K TV and Expensive Mistakes at 150K. Any lost money will be transferred to the League's Petty Cash.


☆ There Must Be a Winner ☆
The officials are persuaded that games with draws are not exciting enough for the audience. They declare that there must be a winner team in every game and introduce the overtime rule.
Rule Setting change to Overtime.


☆ Troll Referee ☆
The officials are persuaded to introduce bigger referees.
Rostered Bribed Refs are replaced with Trolls for one match day. Referee Tribunals must roll 2+ to become active.


☆ Warpstone Experiments ☆
The officials are persuaded to provide teams with Warpstone.
Any rostered players skilling up during this phase and rolling a double may decide to take a mutation skill.


☆ Wizard Ban ☆
The officials are persuaded that wizards are dangerous and ban them from any activity in the league.
Wizards cannot be induced.


☆ Zapped Circle of Doom ☆
The league officials are persuaded to invite the XXXL’s team coaches to a special event organized by a grand wizard. After a failed spell for strong potency, all invited players deform into little frogs.
Team Captains turn into Frogs. Teams without Captains send a random player with Right Stuff. Injuries suffered in this state have no long term consequence.


XXXL Teams


☆ Mad Moon Mischiefs ☆


Division: Headz Fan Factor: 7 Treasury: 1204K
Last Result:
1:1 Last 5 Games: (4-1-0) Team Value: 1550K
Coach:
Gnoblar GR:163.5




Treasury
Current Treasury: 1204K
Income:170KExpenses:0K
Dodge Coin:bb5d3+FF*Upkeep:-0K
Fan:60KSponsored Players: 20K

Sponsorship
Dodge Coin (3/2)
PR-Strategy(5): 5:Promote a new Drink
PR Status: 1/1 (Sponsor is excited)
Payment Deal: bb5d3+FF*
Sponsored Players: 20K
Odster

Mad Moon Mischiefs
Staff
1 1 YesRR 3
Specialists (Professionalism: 1)

Wit Woo: 1d6
Fanny Fart: Fanny Fart paid 60K for playing and surviving


Ugga Bugga ( 61-68: Patient suffers an additional niggle. Shaman suggests to put patient to sleep.)

Playernotes
#6 Odster: Free Agent: 20K upkeep
#7 Lanky: Availability: mng
#8 Divvy: Availability: mng
#13 Madcap (c) ○ : Team Captain
#16 Freak ○ : Temporary Effect: zapped
Loot

Black Market Cards: 0

Corruption Cards: 0

Notes
Activated **Short Skirts** on MD7
Trophies


☆ Moody Moonzz ☆


Division: Tailz Fan Factor: 7 Treasury: 960K
Last Result:
3:0 Last 5 Games: (3-0-2) Team Value: 1560K
Coach:
Norn GR:161.36




Treasury
Current Treasury: 960K
Income:120KExpenses:0K
Orca Cola:bb5d3+FFUpkeep:-0K
Fan:40K

Sponsorship
Orca Cola (3/2)
PR-Strategy(3): 5:Promote a new Drink
PR Status: 0/1 (Sponsor is worried)
Payment Deal: bb5d3+FF
Sponsored Players: 0K

Moody Moonzz
Staff
0 0 YesRR 2
Specialists (Professionalism: 2)

Kurt "Dancing Queen": 1d6
Depé "MMTP": Depé "MMTP" paid 40K for playing and surviving

El Peladozz (coaches Legend: 3: Player gains Dauntless)
Shroomy Amy ( 41-49: (MNG Status) Shaman can't do nothing.)

Playernotes
#8 Jaiden Magni (c): Team Captain
#10 Legend: Temporary Effect: 3: Player gains Dauntless
#11 Babz ○: Temporary Effect: Intense Training
#13 Shroomy Amy: Temporary Effect: Intense Training
Loot

Black Market Cards: 2

Corruption Cards: 0

Notes
Season Break Option:: Squig Hunt: Foolish Trish caught a Chained Squig
1/3 Friendlies
4/4 Legal Trades
Kosto the Troll ○ used Cabal-Vision to reroll a skillup
Activated "Trolls Out" Corruption MD3
Activated "Spiked Ball" Corruption MD4
Trophies
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☆ Bad Apples ☆


Division: Headz Fan Factor: 3 Treasury: 1318.383K
Last Result:
2:1 Last 5 Games: (2-1-2) Team Value: 1270K
Coach:
Halfabrain GR:160.86




Treasury
Current Treasury: 1318.383K
Income:30KExpenses:0K
Upkeep:-0K
Fan:30K

Sponsorship
(2/2)
PR-Strategy(2): 5:Promote a new Drink
PR Status: New Sponsor possible (New Sponsor possible)
Payment Deal: no sponsor
Sponsored Players: 0K

Bad Apples
Staff
0 0 NoRR 2
Specialists (Professionalism: 2)

Song of the crowd: 1d6
A drum in the dawn: A drum in the dawn paid 30K for playing and surviving


Sound of screechings ( 1d61d8)
A flash in the dark may attempt to raise the dead and visit the cemetary

Playernotes
#13 Falling down and jumping up (c): Team Captain Temporary Effect: zapped
Loot

Black Market Cards: 1

Corruption Cards: 1

Notes
Necromancer
Trophies


☆ Les Sales Freux ☆


Division: Headz Fan Factor: 5 Treasury: 598K
Last Result:
1:2 Last 5 Games: (2-2-1) Team Value: 1270K
Coach:
kozak GR:160.29




Treasury
Current Treasury: 598K
Income:80KExpenses:-20K
Jojo's Circus :bb2d3+FFUpkeep:--20K
Fan:20KSponsored Players: 40K

Sponsorship
Jojo's Circus (3/2)
PR-Strategy(4): 5:Promote a new Drink
PR Status: 3/3 (Renewal Bonus (2d3))
Payment Deal: bb2d3+FF
Sponsored Players: 40K
The Black Gobbo

Les Sales Freux
Staff
0 1 YesRR 2
Specialists (Professionalism: 1)

Gourgandinette: 1d6
Guignol Grognotte: Guignol Grognotte paid 20K for playing and surviving


Champotte Suprême ( 41-49: (Permanent Injury) Shaman may either remove suffered injury or remove the player's mng status.)

Playernotes
#5 The Black Gobbo: Free Agent: 40K upkeep
#8 Dzoslyn Dzólenik (c): Team Captain
#15 Tazz Izzgutt: Temporary Effect: Spike Ball
#16 Mad GIT Gary: Temporary Effect: Grottydas Additional Positional: 20K upkeep
Loot

Black Market Cards: 0

Corruption Cards: 1

Notes
1/4 legal Player Trades
Activated "Fake News"
Trophies


☆ Gobbolchevickz ☆


Division: Tailz Fan Factor: 3 Treasury: 679.5K
Last Result:
1:0 Last 5 Games: (2-2-1) Team Value: 1260K
Coach:
Subs GR:159.98




Treasury
Current Treasury: 679.5K
Income:80KExpenses:0K
Bipolarburgerz:bb3d3+FFUpkeep:-0K
Fan:40K

Sponsorship
Bipolarburgerz (1/2)
PR-Strategy(2): 5:Promote a new Drink
PR Status: 3/3 (Renewal Bonus (2d3))
Payment Deal: bb3d3+FF
Sponsored Players: 0K

Gobbolchevickz
Staff
1 0 YesRR 2
Specialists (Professionalism: 1)
Red Karl: 2-5: Nothing unusual happens.

Aka Pulko: Aka Pulko paid 40K for playing and surviving
Seth Guex: 2-5: Black Market!



Playernotes
#7 Parmesan Artisan: Availability: mng
#9 Seth Guex: Temporary Effect: Consummate Professional
#10 Mrs Whip : Temporary Effect: Decay
#12 Ramon StinkingNoze: Temporary Effect: Consummate Professional
#13 Toltoïevskiller: Temporary Effect: zapped
Loot

Black Market Cards: 3

Corruption Cards: 0

Notes

Trophies


☆ Terrifying Toe Twisters ☆


Division: Tailz Fan Factor: 5 Treasury: 281.5K
Last Result:
2:1 Last 5 Games: (2-0-3) Team Value: 1410K
Coach:
Shraaaag GR:159.92




Treasury
Current Treasury: 281.5K
Income:50KExpenses:0K
Tarkin & Toes Troll Taffy:bb2d3+FFUpkeep:-0K
Fan:10K

Sponsorship
Tarkin & Toes Troll Taffy (3/2)
PR-Strategy(3): 1:Raise Rage
PR Status: 0/2 (Sponsor will not renew the contract after next game)
Payment Deal: bb2d3+FF
Sponsored Players: 0K

Terrifying Toe Twisters
Staff
0 0 YesRR 2
Specialists (Professionalism: 1)

Bagpipe Barry: 1d6
Fan of Fanny Fabtabulous: Fan of Fanny Fabtabulous paid 10K for playing and surviving


Pustulosis Pete ( 61-68: Patient suffers an additional niggle. Shaman suggests to put patient to sleep.)

Playernotes
#7 Proudn Pist (c): Team Captain
#12 : Free Agent: 0K upkeep
Loot

Black Market Cards: 1

Corruption Cards: 0

Notes
1/3 friendlies
Activated "Rigged Coin"
Trophies


☆ Bigtoof Bad Bunneez ☆


Division: Tailz Fan Factor: 4 Treasury: 200K
Last Result:
3:2 Last 5 Games: (4-0-1) Team Value: 1470K
Coach:
BigChiefSittingDuck GR:159.03




Treasury
Current Treasury: 200K
Income:40KExpenses:-50K
Petz R Uz:bb2d3+FFUpkeep:--50K

Sponsorship
Petz R Uz (2/2)
PR-Strategy(2): 5:Promote a new Drink
PR Status: 1/3 (Sponsor leaves after last payment)
Payment Deal: bb2d3+FF
Sponsored Players: 0K

Bigtoof Bad Bunneez
Staff
0 0 YesRR 3
Specialists (Professionalism: 3)

Bun-Bun Droops: 1d6


Duckling (coaches Norbert Numbnuts: 8: Player gains On The Ball)
Izzy Wizzy ( 41-49: (Permanent Injury) Shaman may either remove suffered injury or remove the player's mng status.)

Playernotes
#8 Norbert Numbnuts: Temporary Effect: Intense Training
#9 Shouting Then Silent: Free Agent: 50K upkeep
#10 Cedrik Slugsucka: Temporary Effect: Intense Training
#14 Karsun Wince: Temporary Effect: Intense Training
#15 Zitty McZitface: Availability: mng
Loot

Black Market Cards: 0

Corruption Cards: 0

Notes
Joined on MD4.
Trophies


☆ Übel Fies Dreckig ☆


Division: Tailz Fan Factor: 5 Treasury: 153.5K
Last Result:
2:0 Last 5 Games: (3-0-2) Team Value: 1500K
Coach:
mmeier GR:158.83




Treasury
Current Treasury: 153.5K
Income:0KExpenses:0K
UFD:bb2d3+FFUpkeep:-0K
Fan:1d6

Sponsorship
UFD (1/2)
PR-Strategy(1): 4:Focus on Popular Players
PR Status: 0/0 (no games played)
Payment Deal: bb2d3+FF
Sponsored Players: 0K

Loot

Black Market Cards: 0

Corruption Cards: 0

Notes
Lost in the woods
Trophies


☆ Bricktops Boisterous Butchers ☆


Division: Headz Fan Factor: 3 Treasury: 137K
Last Result:
1:0 Last 5 Games: (2-1-2) Team Value: 1510K
Coach:
ben_awesome GR:158.68




Treasury
Current Treasury: 137K
Income:50KExpenses:0K
Batfinksaywhot:bb3d3+FFUpkeep:-0K

Sponsorship
Batfinksaywhot (1/2)
PR-Strategy(2): 2:Dominate Social Media
PR Status: 2/2 (Sponsor is excited)
Payment Deal: bb3d3+FF
Sponsored Players: 0K

Loot

Black Market Cards: 0

Corruption Cards: 0

Notes
3/3 Friendlies
1/4 Legal Trades
Trophies
☆ Warpstone Rage Festival Winner ☆


☆ Sartosa Black Flagz ☆


Division: Headz Fan Factor: 4 Treasury: 165K
Last Result:
2:3 Last 5 Games: (3-0-2) Team Value: 1370K
Coach:
bigf GR:158.07




Treasury
Current Treasury: 165K
Income:40KExpenses:-20K
Block & Decker:bb2d3+FFUpkeep:--20K

Sponsorship
Block & Decker (0/2)
PR-Strategy(1): 2:Dominate Social Media
PR Status: 1/2 (Sponsor is worried)
Payment Deal: bb2d3+FF
Sponsored Players: 0K

Sartosa Black Flagz
Staff
0 0 NoRR 3
Specialists (Professionalism: 2)



Da "Oirish" Wun: 2-5: Black Market!
Donkey Dai (coaches one of 1d3 players: 1d15)


Playernotes
#4 Donkey Dai: Availability: mng
#12 Fungus the Loon : Free Agent: 20K upkeep
#15 : Free Agent: 0K upkeep
Loot

Black Market Cards: 2

Corruption Cards: 0

Notes
1/3 friendlies
Activated "Modern Blood Bowl" on MD7
Trophies


☆ Black Tooth RIPs ☆


Division: Headz Fan Factor: 5 Treasury: 161.5K
Last Result:
0:1 Last 5 Games: (2-1-2) Team Value: 1250K
Coach:
mekutata GR:157.56




Treasury
Current Treasury: 161.5K
Income:0KExpenses:-30K
Upkeep:--30K

Sponsorship
(0/2)
PR-Strategy(2): no Sponsor
PR Status: No Sponsor available (No Sponsor available)
Payment Deal: no sponsor
Sponsored Players: 0K

Black Tooth RIPs
Staff
1 1 YesRR 1
Specialists (Professionalism: 1)

Delaney Tolsar: 1d6





Playernotes
#8 Garbage Throttlesnot: Free Agent: 10K upkeep
#11 Spikey Norman: Free Agent: 20K upkeep
#14 Dual Core (c): Team Captain
Loot

Black Market Cards: 0

Corruption Cards: 0

Notes
3/3 friendlies
Trophies


☆ Demonic Dudes of Death ☆


Division: Tailz Fan Factor: 4 Treasury: 234K
Last Result:
0:4 Last 5 Games: (2-1-2) Team Value: 1060K
Coach:
The_Demon GR:157.37




Treasury
Current Treasury: 234K
Income:40KExpenses:0K
EVIL GREEN BOGEY SNACKS:bb2d3+FFUpkeep:-0K
Sponsored Players: 40K

Sponsorship
EVIL GREEN BOGEY SNACKS (1/2)
PR-Strategy(2): 6:All or Nothing
PR Status: 1/1 (Sponsor is excited)
Payment Deal: bb2d3+FF
Sponsored Players: 40K
Mortimer

Demonic Dudes of Death
Staff
2 0 YesRR 1
Specialists (Professionalism: 1)




"Boss Man" Dead Dave (coaches "Maim It" Mustaffa Goodfeed: 5: Player gains Fend)


Playernotes
#7 "Maim It" Mustaffa Goodfeed: Temporary Effect: 5: Player gains Fend
#8 Cody "Carnage Dealer" Crimsonfloor: Temporary Effect: Intense Training
#9 Mortimer: Additional Positional: 40K upkeep
#11 "Crazy" Chesney Craterface: Temporary Effect: Intense Training
#14 Trug'bo'Gol The Fantastic: Availability: mng
Loot

Black Market Cards: 0

Corruption Cards: 0

Notes

Trophies


☆ Night Goblin Nasties ☆


Division: Fan Factor: 2 Treasury: 0.9K
Last Result:
2:3 Last 5 Games: (4-0-1) Team Value: 1180K
Coach:
Happy_Amateur GR:157.29




Treasury
Current Treasury: 0.9K
Income:0KExpenses:0K
Upkeep:-0K

Sponsorship
(2/2)
PR-Strategy(2): no Sponsor
PR Status: New Sponsor possible (New Sponsor possible)
Payment Deal: no sponsor
Sponsored Players: 0K

Loot

Black Market Cards: 0

Corruption Cards: 0

Notes

Trophies


☆ Broken Nose Nibblerz ☆


Division: Headz Fan Factor: 4 Treasury: 167.5K
Last Result:
2:0 Last 5 Games: (3-0-2) Team Value: 1360K
Coach:
luxyluxo GR:156.99




Treasury
Current Treasury: 167.5K
Income:110KExpenses:-20K
Nurgle King:bb2d3+FFUpkeep:--20K

Sponsorship
Nurgle King (1/2)
PR-Strategy(2): 6:All or Nothing
PR Status: 3/3 (Renewal Bonus (2d3))
Payment Deal: bb2d3+FF
Sponsored Players: 0K

Broken Nose Nibblerz
Staff
1 0 YesRR 2
Specialists (Professionalism: 3)

Snot Hub: 1d6

Givesitz Toozus:

Dr Kraaakz ( 1d61d8)

Playernotes
#6 Methz Upz (c): Team Captain
#15 Bomber Dribblesnot: Free Agent: 20K upkeep
Loot

Black Market Cards: 0

Corruption Cards: 0

Notes
1/3 friendlies
Activated "Snotling Wave" Corruption MD3
Trophies
☆ The Big Cook Winner ☆


☆ Da Snοtface Scraggas ☆


Division: Tailz Fan Factor: 2 Treasury: 420K
Last Result:
0:1 Last 5 Games: (2-0-3) Team Value: 1360K
Coach:
Nobby_Nobbs GR:156.61




Treasury
Current Treasury: 420K
Income:0KExpenses:0K
Upkeep:-0K

Sponsorship
(1/2)
PR-Strategy(1): no Sponsor
PR Status: New Sponsor possible (New Sponsor possible)
Payment Deal: no sponsor
Sponsored Players: 0K

Da Snοtface Scraggas
Staff
0 0 YesRR 3
Specialists (Professionalism: 4)
Dr Whiteface of the Fools guild: 1d6
Milady Seamstress: 1d6

Foul Ole Ron: 1d6
Murphy (coaches one of 1d3 players: 1d15)


Playernotes
#6 Baron von Schneider : Temporary Effect: Intense Training
#9 Cyril the Brave : Temporary Effect: Intense Training
Loot

Black Market Cards: 2

Corruption Cards: 0

Notes

Trophies


☆ TheDeadisNotanEscuse!!! ☆


Division: Tailz Fan Factor: 2 Treasury: 130K
Last Result:
0:2 Last 5 Games: (1-0-4) Team Value: 1410K
Coach:
Weissnit GR:154.27




Treasury
Current Treasury: 130K
Income:20KExpenses:0K
McMoneysack:bb2d3+FFUpkeep:-0K

Sponsorship
McMoneysack (0/2)
PR-Strategy(1): 6:All or Nothing
PR Status: 1/1 (Sponsor is excited)
Payment Deal: bb2d3+FF
Sponsored Players: 0K

TheDeadisNotanEscuse!!!
Staff
2 0 YesRR 2
Specialists (Professionalism: 2)



Filcher !von Hä II: 2-5: Black Market!
Jean Cloud Van Dame (coaches Vin Diesel II: 3: Player gains Dauntless)


Playernotes
#8 Audrey Leynar: Temporary Effect: Intense Training
#9 Vin Diesel II: Temporary Effect: 3: Player gains Dauntless
#11 Mila Troilus: Temporary Effect: Intense Training
Loot

Black Market Cards: 2

Corruption Cards: 0

Notes
1/3 friendlies
Trophies


XXXL Bowl



Quarter FinalsResult
Sartosa Black Flagz : Bigtoof Bad Bunneez2 : 3
Les Sales Freux : Terrifying Toe Twisters1 : 2

Semi FinalsResult
Mad Moon Mischiefs : Terrifying Toe TwistersTBA
Moody Moonzz : Bigtoof Bad BunneezTBA



Notes:
Player Statistics

Black Lantern



Round 1Result
Night Goblin Nasties™ : Übel Fies DreckigTBA

Quarter FinalsResult
Demonic Dudes of Death : Winner Nasties/UFDTBA
Bricktops Boisterous Butchers : Da Snοtface ScraggasTBA
Broken Nose Nibblerz : Troll Fanboyzz2 : 0
Black Tooth RIPs : Fazty RatyzTBA

Semi FinalsResult
Broken Nose Nibblerz : TBATBA



Notes:


NEWZ!

XXXL Bowl kicks off tonight with a match between the Pirates from Sartosa against the Bigtoof Bad Bunneez.
D.. d.. dese Pie.. Pie.. Pie.. Rats.. dese Marauders already made Dodos go extinct, are fluffy rodens next?
Their coach BigChief certainly gained some reputation in the vanilla farm league C, but will he be able to deliver in this important game?



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