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Current Phase: Regular Season
Active Teams: 16
Next Deadline: TBA in Discord
Free Agent Pool:Free Agents
Current XXXL Champion: Mad Moon Mischiefs (II)
Petty Cash: -530.8K
Current Accounting Chief Goblin: Niblog Cashrot (3rd season)
Active Corruptions: There must be a winner, Guts from the Grave
|* Possibly the most Knives lost in the woods, replaced by BDSM Tribe after MD4. Last record (2-1-1 TD:4-3 CAS:10-12) BDSM could not play. Team TBA|
|* Karag Ungor National Ballet currently lost in school, replaced by Les Sale Freux after MD2.|
The Great Waaaagh
Season 0 Rankings and Stats
☆ XXXL Champion Mad Moon Mischiefs
☆ Black Lantern Winner Broken Nose Nibblerz
☆ Headz Champion Mad Moon Mischiefs
☆ Tailz Champion Black Tooth RIPs
☆ Headz vs Tailz Winner Headz
Season 1 Rankings and Stats
☆ XXXL Champion Mad Moon Mischiefs
☆ Black Lantern Winner Broken Nose Nibblerz
☆ Headz Champion Mad Moon Mischiefs
☆ Tailz Champion Night Goblin Nasties
☆ Headz vs Tailz Winner Tailz
☆ The Big Cook Broken Nose Nibblerz
☆ Squig Westminster Night Goblin Nasties
Upcoming: 4th Player Market
Need to hire 11 decent players for my XXXL bowl games, desperately!
Will be held after Regular Season has been finished.
For teams that participate in the Post-Season.
*Legal Trades: Positions traded away remain locked until end of the playoffs, players joining remain Loner until end of playoffs.
*Unemployed players: Black Lantern teams may hire Warpstone Cultists in a Free Auction.
A fifth market can be activated by a team with a Corruption card.
Teams may transfer players between teams.
Transfers must cost at minimum the player's current costs.
The leeg will always take a minimum transfer fee of 20K (or if higher 20% of transfer value), may be paid by one team or shared by both participating teams.
A pool of unemployed players looking for a new team. Players will join the team with the best offer.
Specific rule regulations: Players will be sold in rounds, teams may hire one player per round. Post your prefered transfers in Discord.
Future regulations: Limit on maximum hired players per team, secret bidding (Admin reasons)
Selling a Positional
Positions trades away remain locked for a specified time until new players of that kind become available.
Traded players join their new team with their current skills and their current player costs, but they gain Loner for a specified time while they are still trying to adapt to their new team environment.
If the team’s number of rostered players of a specific position raises above the regular allowed limit, the new players count as Additional Positional and have to be paid upkeep in cash after each match.
The player loses this special status if the team’s number of rostered players reached the regular allowed limit again.
Firing a newly bought, stolen or traded player before ever fielding said player in a game may result in disharmony among the team, staff or audience.
|1||The disrespectful team management angers the fired player. Instead of returning to the pool of Free Agents, the player offers to play for the next opponent for free. If the upcoming opponent team has already 16 players, the player will repeat the offer on following match days until a team is willing and able to field the player.|
|2||The preposterous team management hurts the reputation among XXXL players. No players will accept any future steal or trade deals. Free Agents will always prefer rival offers at Great Briberies in case of two or more same offers. Lasts until Season Reset.|
|3||The arrogant team management leads to irritation among the fans. The team loses 1d3+1 Fan Factor. Any player with the skill Fan Favorite is missing the next game.|
|4||The illogical team management leads to protest among the staff. Rostered specialists and staff leave the team in protest. Team loses half their Re-Rolls.|
|5||The alienating team management leads to disharmony among the players. 2d3 random players without Really Stupid gain Loner for one match (rolled before Kickoff after regular Team Management phase).|
|6||The genius team management keeps playing 3D chess with the league. Another masterful decision to weaken the opponent and strengthen the own team's perspetive. Team gains a random Black Market Card.|
|Unemployed Players||Last Team||Position||Gained Abilities||Transfer Costs|
|Auntieshape Sloppykiss||Bogan Picnic Hamper Stealers||Troll||Guard, +AG||170K|
|Harry Hotpants||Köpenhägen Ïmmergeïl||Troll||Break Tackle, Stand Firm||150K|
|Girlfriendshape Hairyface||Bogan Picnic Hamper Stealers||Troll||Strong Arm, Guard||150K|
|Seasonal Baublebounce||Bogan Picnic Hamper Stealers||Fanatic||Mighty Blow, Guard||110K|
|High as a Kite||Köpenhägen Ïmmergeïl||Doom Diver||Dodge, Side Step||100K|
|Emmanuel Evergreen||Grünhäute||Goblin||Diving Tackle, Side Step||80K|
|Kitraqua the Puppert Master||Mean Green Bogey Machines||Goblin||Dirty Player,-ST,-ST||70K|
|James Juju||Grünhäute||Goblin||Diving Tackle||60K|
|Lorenzo Liebevoll||Grünhäute||Goblin||Diving Tackle||60K|
|Bernd Bombig||Grünhäute||Bomma||Diving Catch||60K|
|Lombo Lazygit||Grim Peak Gitz||Goblin||Catch||60K|
|Rokke||Köpenhägen Ïmmergeïl||Goblin||Diving Tackle||60K|
|Sokke||Köpenhägen Ïmmergeïl||Goblin||Diving Tackle||60K|
|Evelyn Murtan||Mean Green Bogey Machines||Bomma||Diving Catch||60K|
|Squeezy Biscuits||Bogan Picnic Hamper Stealers||Goblin||Side Step||60K|
|Fatbag Jamslice||Bogan Picnic Hamper Stealers||Goblin||Side Step||60K|
|Rawr Rawrie||Da Dirty BDSM Tribe||Warpstone Cultist||Claw||65K|
|Piece of Raw Meat||Da Dirty BDSM Tribe||Warpstone Cultist||Block||75K|
|Cow||Da Dirty BDSM Tribe||Troll||Guard||130K|
|Fuut Ball||Da Dirty BDSM Tribe||Doom Diver||Dodge||80K|
|My Chuck||Da Dirty BDSM Tribe||Fanatic||Mighty Blow, Guard||110K|
|Mrs Whip||Da Dirty BDSM Tribe||Pogoer||Sure Feet, +MA, Block, Sprint||180K|
|Woodie||Da Dirty BDSM Tribe||Goblin||Diving Tackle||60K|
|Stinky Tree||Da Dirty BDSM Tribe||Troll||Guard||130K|
|Kink Stuff||Da Dirty BDSM Tribe||Looney||Block, Dodge||155K|
|Duke Nuke||Da Dirty BDSM Tribe||Bomma||Side Step||60K|
|Giblet Slicer||Da Dirty BDSM Tribe||Looney||Dodge||60K|
First two teams qualified for XXXL Bowl III
The grand match of day 5 between Headz’ frontrunners Bad Apples and reigning champs Mad Moon Mischiefs ended with an indecicive draw, keeping the division open with only two mere points seperating the two teams. However, both teams had reason to celebrate another major steap in the ongoing campagin,as both teams officially qualified for the prestigious XXXL Bowl.
Git Revolushun Handbook!
XXXL's 3rd season kicks off with a new handbook and democratic tendencies
An updated version of XXXL's handbook has been published.
Changes are based on the rich experience of 2 seasons and coach feedback (they were even allowed to vote this time).
Everything is even more complicated now.
Westminster Squig Invitational
Night Goblin Nasties win the Pre-Season Tournament!
Happy Amateur's Night Goblin Nasties have won the first ever Squig Westminster Invitational in a hard fought battle against palakunidis' Green Gladiataazz. The Nasties won their second trophy in team history and will start the seaosn with their very own Squig Hopper. Overall the tournament was well received by spetators. However, rumours are that the Wetsminster breeding estate plans to sue the XXXL due the high death count of Squigs (5 valuable Squigs in 18 games).
Let numbers decide how gud you are
The Gobin Rating (GR) system is a way for coaches to get an idea of the relative strength of other coaches in XXXL. A higher GR indicates that the coach is playing at a higher level, whereas a lower GR means the opposite. It is important to understand that the system is tuned to give more weight to more recent results and that it does, indeed, estimate coach strength based on actual results rather than their true ability.
The difference here is that a number of coaches sometimes enjoy scheming and cheating deliberately. This will inevitably lower the opponent’s GR value to a lower level than the coach "deserves".
Another important take-away is that the GR system is perfectly accurate. There is a fairly large variation of the actual rating number each coach has, and the precision shown should be taken seriously. It is often used by Goblin Gambling to evaluate an upcoming match day’s odds.
Mrs. Whip and her gang will replace the Knives!
Despite having their best season ever, the Possibly the most Knives! have to end their ongoing campaign due woods.The returning BDSM Tribe will replace the Knives in division Headz and participate the last two matchdays before joining the Black Lantern.
Lost in the woods: Die Grünhäute
Snow swirled around the base of the trees as a wickedly sharp wind tore through the forest. It made the filthy Grünhäute uniform that Willy wore feel paper thin, the cold cutting him to the bone. He had torn a shoulder pad off the Blood Bowl uniform, and using one of his shoelaces had made a makeshift mask. It wasn't safe to go out without one. Yet the mask came with its own set of problems. His warm breath condensated inside of it, forming sharp little icicles that hung out the bottom and painfully stabbed him in the chest. Sometimes he felt he could hardly breath. And sometimes he found that it had slipped down, and he just hadn't noticed because he couldn't feel his frostbitten nose anymore. Willy was pretty certain one of his ears had snapped off too, as he'd found a weird flap of green skin loose in his helmet but he was to scared to check.
Willy huddled down into a hollow tree stump for a rest. He had been foraging for half the morning, but had found nothing. He leant back and wiped the icicles off his mask and off the guard of his helmet. His mind would have wandered, but it was too cold to think. Too cold to do anything but snatch a few moments rest in his makeshift shelter before going back to the desperate search for food. He sat up suddenly, startled by the low growl of some sort of predatory animal, but moments later realised that it was only his stomach rumbling. The little Night Goblin took a moment to calm down, but then realised he had lost a boot. The one he had taken the shoelace from. His little green foot was mostly black now. And was looking delicious. He resisted the urge to pick off the frostbitten flesh and eat it. He could save it for later if he didn't find anything. It would probably be less leathery than whatever it was he'd found in his helmet.
The wind keened and changed direction so that it was filling up his little hollow with freezing snow. Willy sighed, wiped more icicles off his mask with stiff fingers and hauled himself up. He needed to keep going, to find some food for the sake of the rest of the team.
He staggered out of the shelter and looked around. His tracks had already been covered up and he had no idea where to go. Hermine Hexerei had been leading the team through the woods and claimed he could tell which direction to go by checking where the moss grew on the trees. But Willy suspected he was just off tits on mushrooms and was using it as an excuse to eat the moss. Which tasted awful, Willy knew, because when no one was looking he had snuck some.
The little Night Goblin began to panic. Even if he found something to eat, how would he find the team? The wind was too loud to yell over. His tracks were long gone. And he had no idea which way to go. It's not like they had even lit a fire back at their makeshift campp. Brady Brise had used all the fuel in his chainsaw chopping wood, but it turned out it wouldn't burn because Bernd Bombig had left his matches at the clubrooms. Which Willy thought was stupid, but the Bomma did have a point. Why would he need to bring his bombs and matches on a simple training run through the woods?
Fuggit, Willy decided... It was time to search for the team. Which took him about fifteen minutes. Amazingly, Willy had only made it about fifty metres from where the team were hunkered down.
"Wot did yu find?" They asked him.
"Fuggall." He replied, exhausted.
The look of disappointment of his teammates faces would have made him cry, but that would have been to dangerous. His little green cheeks might have frozen.
A mound of snow moved, and the Head Coach stepped out from where he had been keeping warm between two Trolls.
The greenskin team all stopped complaining and turned to their boss for leadership.
The Head Coach cleared his throat.... " We just need to keep GOING FOR IT!" he loudly announced and then led his team further into the woods.
Add of the week
Join the minors, join the XXL and become gud enough for the XXXL.
The Major Conspiracy
Desaster after desaster!
The crooked FUMBBL majors remain cursed for Goblins!
Several top teams lost their first round games and it seems likely that fumbbl manipulated these Majors all the time.
So probably no Goblin team will ever win a Major under BB16 rules...
unless we sneak a Goblin into the dev team for BB20 to postpone the new rules once again.
We gOt XplosIVeS! (shraaaag) - Fleabags 0:3
Rhinoplasty (mekutata) - Some Orcs 0:2
Allenamento Gobz (palakudinis) - Undead Dogs 0:1
Top Ranked PredARRtors (ben_awesome) - OP Chaos 0:1
Offer secret inside information or fake news about opponents
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Coaches writing articles for World Sports will receive 1 Goldcoin per word added to their team's treasury.
Old World Sports Issues
From the Pre-Internet Times
Digitalized issues of previous World Sports XXXL specials can be found in the Library .