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Current Phase: Pre-Season Tournament
Active Teams: 16
Next Deadline: TBA in Discord
Free Agent Pool:Westminster Costs
Current XXXL Champion: Mad Moon Mischiefs (II)
Petty Cash: 1216,7K
Current Accounting Chief Goblin: Niblog Cashrot (3rd season)
Active Corruptions: None
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The Great Waaaagh
Season 0 Rankings and Stats
☆ XXXL Champion Mad Moon Mischiefs
☆ Black Lantern Winner Broken Nose Nibblerz
☆ Headz Champion Mad Moon Mischiefs
☆ Tailz Champion Black Tooth RIPs
☆ Headz vs Tailz Winner Headz
Season 1 Rankings and Stats
☆ XXXL Champion Mad Moon Mischiefs
☆ Black Lantern Winner Broken Nose Nibblerz
☆ Headz Champion Mad Moon Mischiefs
☆ Tailz Champion Night Goblin Nasties
☆ Headz vs Tailz Winner Tailz
Next Player Market: Pre-Season Kick-Off
1 day before pre-season tournament
Open for teams participating in said tournament.
Positions traded away remain locked for the one game, players joining a new team remain Loner until end of pre-season tournament.
Also includes an open auction of unemployed players from dissolving teams.
Teams may transfer players between teams.
Transfers must cost at minimum the player's current costs.
The leeg will always take a minimum transfer fee of 20K (or if higher 20% of transfer value), may be paid by one team or shared by both participating teams.
A pool of unemployed players looking for a new team. Players will join the team with the best offer.
Specific rule regulations: Players will be sold in rounds, teams may hire one player per round. Post your prefered transfers in Discord.
Future regulations: Limit on maximum hired players per team, secret bidding (Admin reasons)
Selling a Positional
Positions trades away remain locked for a specified time until new players of that kind become available.
Traded players join their new team with their current skills and their current player costs, but they gain Loner for a specified time while they are still trying to adapt to their new team environment.
If the team’s number of rostered players of a specific position raises above the regular allowed limit, the new players count as Additional Positional and have to be paid upkeep in cash after each match.
The player loses this special status if the team’s number of rostered players reached the regular allowed limit again.
Firing a newly bought, stolen or traded player before ever fielding said player in a game may result in disharmony among the team, staff or audience.
|1||The disrespectful team management angers the fired player. Instead of returning to the pool of Free Agents, the player offers to play for the next opponent for free. If the upcoming opponent team has already 16 players, the player will repeat the offer on following match days until a team is willing and able to field the player.|
|2||The preposterous team management hurts the reputation among XXXL players. No players will accept any future steal or trade deals. Free Agents will always prefer rival offers at Great Briberies in case of two or more same offers. Lasts until Season Reset.|
|3||The arrogant team management leads to irritation among the fans. The team loses 1d3+1 Fan Factor. Any player with the skill Fan Favorite is missing the next game.|
|4||The illogical team management leads to protest among the staff. Rostered specialists and staff leave the team in protest. Team loses half their Re-Rolls.|
|5||The alienating team management leads to disharmony among the players. 2d3 random players without Really Stupid gain Loner for one match (rolled before Kickoff after regular Team Management phase).|
|6||The genius team management keeps playing 3D chess with the league. Another masterful decision to weaken the opponent and strengthen the own team's perspetive. Team gains a random Black Market Card.|
|Unemployed Players||Last Team||Position||Gained Abilities||Transfer Costs|
|Auntieshape Sloppykiss||Bogan Picnic Hamper Stealers||Troll||Guard, +AG||170K|
|Harry Hotpants||Köpenhägen Ïmmergeïl||Troll||Break Tackle, Stand Firm||150K|
|Girlfriendshape Hairyface||Bogan Picnic Hamper Stealers||Troll||Strong Arm, Guard||150K|
|Thrakk Rockhide||Grim Peak Gitz||Troll||Guard||130K|
|Gruk Shroommuncha||Grim Peak Gitz||Troll||Guard||130K|
|Seasonal Baublebounce||Bogan Picnic Hamper Stealers||Fanatic||Mighty Blow, Guard||110K|
|High as a Kite||Köpenhägen Ïmmergeïl||Doom Diver||Dodge, Side Step||100K|
|Emmanuel Evergreen||Grünhäute||Goblin||Diving Tackle, Side Step||80K|
|Kitraqua the Puppert Master||Mean Green Bogey Machines||Goblin||Dirty Player,-ST,-ST||70K|
|Richard Radioaktiv||Grünhäute||Warpstone Cultist||Prehensile Tail||65K|
|James Juju||Grünhäute||Goblin||Diving Tackle||60K|
|Lorenzo Liebevoll||Grünhäute||Goblin||Diving Tackle||60K|
|Bernd Bombig||Grünhäute||Bomma||Diving Catch||60K|
|Lombo Lazygit||Grim Peak Gitz||Goblin||Catch||60K|
|Rokke||Köpenhägen Ïmmergeïl||Goblin||Diving Tackle||60K|
|Sokke||Köpenhägen Ïmmergeïl||Goblin||Diving Tackle||60K|
|Tom Sawyer||Köpenhägen Ïmmergeïl||Looney||Dodge||60K|
|Evelyn Murtan||Mean Green Bogey Machines||Bomma||Diving Catch||60K|
|Squeezy Biscuits||Bogan Picnic Hamper Stealers||Goblin||Side Step||60K|
|Fatbag Jamslice||Bogan Picnic Hamper Stealers||Goblin||Side Step||60K|
Git Revolushun Handbook!
XXXL's 3rd season kicks off with a new handbook and democratic tendencies
An updated version of XXXL's handbook has been published.
Changes are based on the rich experience of 2 seasons and coach feedback (they were even allowed to vote this time).
Everything is even more complicated now.
Westminster Squig Invitational
Night Goblin Nasties win the Pre-Season Tournament!
Happy Amateur's Night Goblin Nasties have won the first ever Squig Westminster Invitational in a hard fought battle against palakunidis' Green Gladiataazz. The Nasties won their second trophy in team history and will start the seaosn with their very own Squig Hopper. Overall the tournament was well received by spetators. However, rumours are that the Wetsminster breeding estate plans to sue the XXXL due the high death count of Squigs (5 valuable Squigs in 18 games).
Let numbers decide how gud you are
The Gobin Rating (GR) system is a way for coaches to get an idea of the relative strength of other coaches in XXXL. A higher GR indicates that the coach is playing at a higher level, whereas a lower GR means the opposite. It is important to understand that the system is tuned to give more weight to more recent results and that it does, indeed, estimate coach strength based on actual results rather than their true ability.
The difference here is that a number of coaches sometimes enjoy scheming and cheating deliberately. This will inevitably lower the opponent’s GR value to a lower level than the coach ""deserves"".
Another important take-away is that the GR system is perfectly accurate. There is a fairly large variation of the actual rating number each coach has, and the precision shown should be taken seriously. It is often used by Goblin Gambling to evaluate an upcoming match day’s odds.
Goblin GR details
Coach GR is based on overall coaching history in XXXL, modifies each match result’s value based on complicated algebra comparing the two opposing coach GRs and team GRs before start of a match. Matchtypes (friendly, regular season, cup, final) also modify the match result’s value.
Team GR: based on TD and CAS records and current TV
Form GR: emphasizes a team’s last 5 match results, including modifiers based on TV difference, TDs and CAS.
Trophy GR: adds scores for full seasons, minor titles, major finals and major titles.
Rookie: below 5 games
Experienced: below 135.59 GR
Veteran: 135.59 to 145.20 GR
Emerging Star: 145.20 to 154.80 GR
Star: 154.80 to 164.41 GR
Super Star: 164.41 to 174.00 GR
Goblin Guru: 174.01 and higher
Legend: current highest GR
Lost in the woods!
Soon to be forgotten
Grünhäute, Picnic Hamper Stealers, Köpenhägen and Mean Green Bogey Machines dissolve.
Their former players are now looking for a new job at the upcoming Playermarket!
BDSM Tribe and Winnipeg MOAB Bombers are currently lost in the woods.
Add of the week
The Major Conspiracy
Desaster after desaster!
The crooked FUMBBL majors remain cursed for Goblins!
Several top teams lost their first round games and it seems likely that fumbbl manipulated these Majors all the time.
So probably no Goblin team will ever win a Major under BB16 rules...
unless we sneak a Goblin into the dev team for BB20 to postpone the new rules once again.
We gOt XplosIVeS! (shraaaag) - Fleabags 0:3
Rhinoplasty (mekutata) - Some Orcs 0:2
Allenamento Gobz (palakudinis) - Undead Dogs 0:1
Top Ranked PredARRtors (ben_awesome) - OP Chaos 0:1
Offer secret inside information or fake news about opponents
Coaches may try something new. Words.
Coaches writing articles for World Sports will receive 1 Goldcoin per word added to their team's treasury.
Old World Sports Issues
From the Pre-Internet Times
Digitalized issues of previous World Sports XXXL specials can be found in the Library .
|Player||Last Match||ToB Value||Perpetrator|
|Ubbak the Irratiated (Erratic Eccentric Entertainers)||Westminster Squig R#1||8||Boris (1) (Bricktops Boisterous Butchers)|
|Guggy the Excitable (Erratic Eccentric Entertainers)||Westminster Squig R#1||38||Bullet Tooth Tony (1) (Bricktops Boisterous Butchers)|
|Savannah Siguruk (Possibly the most Knives)||Westminster Squig R#1||42||Drunk Liver Heritage (1) (Black Tooth Rips)|
|Food * (Black Tooth Rips)||Westminster Squig R#1||7||Failed Dodge (Possibly the most Knives)|
|Tche 'Gay' Varag (Gobbolchevickz)||Westminster Squig R#1||6||Nellie Nausdah (1) (Bad Apples)|
|Lord Gnawspinner (Troll Fanboyzzz)||Westminster Squig R#1||38||Odster the Evil One (1) (ÜbelFiesDreckig)|
|Evangeline Pengarth (ÜbelFiesDreckig)||Westminster Squig R#1||1||Krush'n'Bleau (Troll Fanboyzzz)|
|Aubrey Medain (Troll Fanboyzzz)||Westminster Squig R#1||51||Gabriele Brynhilde (1) (ÜbelFiesDreckig)|
|Bomber Dribblesnot * (ÜbelFiesDreckig)||Westminster Squig R#1||10||Ard Baller (1) (Troll Fanboyzzz)|
|Little Kamrad Krazuk (Gobbolchevickz)||Westminster Squig R#2||1||Dags (1) (Bricktops Boisterous Butchers)|
|Wirlee Def (Night Goblin Nasties™)||Westminster Squig R#2||49||Roza Relisishly-Flajellium (1) (Terrifying Toe Twisters)|
|Beautiful Bouncy Biter (Terrifying Toe Twisters)||Westminster Squig R#2||38||Da Lumbarjak (1) (Night Goblin Nasties™)|
|Fyodor (Green Gladiataazz)||Westminster Squig R#2||6||Roman Belug (1) (ÜbelFiesDreckig)|
|Adrian Jen (ÜbelFiesDreckig)||Westminster Squig R#2||18||Jokke (1) (Green Gladiataazz)|
|Nicolas Ben (Green Gladiataazz)||Westminster Squig Semifinal||16||Meth Upz (1) (Broken Nose Nibblerz)|
|Fanny Give (Green Gladiataazz)||Westminster Squig Semifinal||5||Nessquigy The XXXL Monster (1) (Broken Nose Nibblerz)|
|Wuppindra the Sorrowful Clown (Erratic Eccentric Entertainers)||Backyard Rd1||10||Bets up a squig (1) (Bad Apples)|
|Not for petting (Bad Apples)||Backyard Rd1||18||Juti the Siren's Voice (1) (Erratic Eccentric Entertainers)|
|A knock on the door (Bad Apples)||Backyard Rd1||29||Juti the Siren's Voice (2) (Erratic Eccentric Entertainers)|
|Couds on my head (Bad Apples)||Backyard Rd1||12||Eaten by team mate (Erratic Eccentric Entertainers)|
|Cartwheelin' Cuboo (Erratic Eccentric Entertainers)||Backyard Rd1||1||Firm in the pub (1) (Bad Apples)|
|Paul Carbo (Mad Bombers)||Backyard Rd1||27||Trug'bo'Gol The Fantastic (1) (Da Great Fanatik Circus)|
|LumbrinJakk II (Troll Fanboyzzz)||Backyard Rd 2||6||Madcap (1) (Mad Moon Mischiefs)|
|Splatta (Mad Moon Mischiefs)||Backyard Rd 2||6||Ard Baller (2) (Troll Fanboyzzz)|