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Year: 2
Current Phase: Pre-Season Tournament
Active Teams: 16
Next Deadline: TBA in Discord
Free Agent Pool:Westminster Costs

Current XXXL Champion: Mad Moon Mischiefs (II)
Petty Cash: 1216,7K
Current Accounting Chief Goblin: Niblog Cashrot (3rd season)
Active Corruptions: None
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Squig Westminster Invitational


The highly popular Squig Westminster Festival invites the teams of the XXXL to showcase their skills!
Additional Rules: Knockout Tournament, all registered teams invited to join.
For the duration of this tournament every participating team gets one free Squig Hopper
and access to hire additional otherwise locked Squigs.
Teams losing in the first round get to play in the Backyard Alley.
Games add to Headz vs Tailz standings.

Winner of the Westminster Invitational gains +1FF
and gets to keep rostered Squig(s) for the remainder of the upcoming season.
Any suffered Missing Next Game status will be healed after the tournament before start of Regular Season.


☆Squig Westminster Invitational☆
Round 1Result
Night Goblin Nasties™advances to next round
Terrifying Toe Twisters : Da Great Fanatik Circus2 : 1
Bad Apples : Gobbolchevickz1 : 2
Bricktops Boisterous Butchers : Erratic Eccentric Entertainers2 : 1
Mad Moon Mischiefs : Broken Nose Nibblerz0 : 2
Possibly the most Knives : Black Tooth Rips3 : 0
ÜbelFiesDreckig : Troll Fanboyzzz2 : 0
Green Gladiataazz : Karak Ungor National Ballet2 : 1
Quarter FinalsResult
Night Goblin Nasties™ : Terrifying Toe Twisters1 : 0
Gobbolchevickz : Bricktops Boisterous Butchers1 : -2
Possibly the most Knives : Broken Nose Nibblerz1 : 2
Green Gladiataazz : ÜbelFiesDreckig1 : 0
Semi FinalsResult
Night Goblin Nasties™ : Gobbolchevickz2 : 1
Green Gladiataazz : Broken Nose Nibblerz2 : 0
Squig Westminster InvitationalResult
Night Goblin Nasties™ : Green Gladiataazz2 : 1

Squig Westminster Invitational Champion:
Night Goblin Nasties™
☆Squig Westminster Invitational Backyard Alley☆
Back Alley Rd#1Result
Mad Bombers : Da Great Fanatik Circus1 : 2
Bad Apples : Erratic Eccentric Entertainers1 : 0
Black Tooth Rips : Mad Moon Mischiefs0 : 2
Karak Ungor National Ballet : Troll Fanboyzzz0 : -7*
Semi FinalsResult
Da Great Fanatik Circus : Erratic Eccentric Entertainers2 : 0
Mad Moon Mischiefs : Troll Fanboyzzz3 : 0
Back Alley FinalResult
Erratic Eccentric Entertainers : Mad Moon Mischiefs0 : 0*fg*


Player Statistics
Participating Teams





Headz vs Tailz

Headz vs Tailz is a competition held between the teams of XXXL's two divisions.
Teams not playing on the current match day represent their division and face off against each other.
(If both divisions feature an even value of teams, the Headz vs Tailz competition will be held parallel to the pre-season and post-season playoffs, with matches between teams from different side of the coin counting as Headz vs Tailz competition.)

Rules:
A win adds 3 points to the division's score, a draw adds 1 point, a defeat adds 0 points.
The division with more points at the end of a regular season wins.

Prize:
Teams from the winning division gain +1 Fan Factor at the end of the regular season.
The winning division’s champion receives a higher pay out at the end of a season.

Headz vs TailzGWTLTD+TD-TDΔCas+Cas-CasΔTotalΔScore
950413943350-172115
9405913-4503317-2112



Squig Westminster Round 1

Bad Apples vs Gobbolchevickz
1 : 2


Squig Westminster Round 1

Possibly the most Knives vs Black Tooth Rips
3 : 0


Squig Westminster Round 1

Green Gladiataazz vs Karak Ungor National Ballet
2 : 1


Squig Westminster Round 2

Green Gladiataazz vs ÜbelFiesDreckig
1 : 0


Squig Westminster Backyard Alley Rd 1

Bad Apples vs Erratic Eccentric Entertainers
0 : 1


Squig Westminster Backyard Alley Rd 1

Mad Moon Mischiefs vs Black Tooth Rips
2 : 0


Squig Westminster Final

Green Gladiataazz vs Night Goblin Nasties™
1 : 2


Squig Westminster Backyard Alley Rd 2

Da Great Fanatik Circus vs Erratic Eccentric Entertainers
0 : 2


Squig Westminster Backyard Alley Rd 2

Mad Moon Mischiefs vs Troll Fanboyzzz
3 : 0


Squig Westminster Backyard Alley Final

Mad Moon Mischiefs vs Erratic Eccentric Entertainers
TBA : TBA

History
A look back the previous XXXL seasons.
The Great Waaaagh
Season 0 Rankings and Stats

☆ XXXL Champion Mad Moon Mischiefs
☆ Black Lantern Winner Broken Nose Nibblerz
☆ Headz Champion Mad Moon Mischiefs
☆ Tailz Champion Black Tooth RIPs
☆ Headz vs Tailz Winner Headz
Second Season
Season 1 Rankings and Stats

☆ XXXL Champion Mad Moon Mischiefs
☆ Black Lantern Winner Broken Nose Nibblerz
☆ Headz Champion Mad Moon Mischiefs
☆ Tailz Champion Night Goblin Nasties
☆ Headz vs Tailz Winner Tailz
☆ XXXL Hall of Fame☆
A look back the previous XXXL seasons.
XXXL Bowl
XXXL Bowl ChampionSeason
Mad Moon Mischiefs ☆0 Great Waaaagh
Mad Moon Mischiefs ☆☆1 Second Season
Headz vs Tailz
Headz vs TailzSeason
Tailz ☆0 Great Waaaagh
Headz ☆1 Second Season
Headz
Headz ChampionSeason
Mad Moon Mischiefs ☆0 Great Waaaagh
Mad Moon Mischiefs ☆☆1 Second Season
Tailz
Tailz ChampionSeason
Black Tooth RIPs ☆0 Great Waaaagh
Night Goblin Nasties ☆1 Second Season
Black Lantern
Black LanternSeason
Broken Nose Nibblerz ☆0 Great Waaaagh
Broken Nose Nibblerz ☆☆1 Second Season
Throne of Blood
Throne of BloodSeason
Erratic Eccentric Entertainers ☆711 Second Season
Team Awards
Top Scoring TeamSeason
Mad Moon Mischiefs ☆0 Great Waaaagh0 Great Waaaagh
Mad Moon Mischiefs ☆☆1 Second Season1 Second Season
Baddest TeamSeason
Mad Moon Mischiefs ☆0 Great Waaaagh0 Great Waaaagh
Mad Moon Mischiefs ☆☆1 Second Season1 Second Season
Player Awards
Top ScorerSeason
Jumping Jack (Mad Moon Mischiefs) ☆, Mrs. Whip (Da Dirty BDSM Trive) ☆80 Great Waaaagh
Mendinsli the Soaring (Erratic Eccentric Entertainers) ☆61 Second Season
Top BasherSeason
James Galanna, Spud (Mad Moon Mischiefs) ☆70 Great Waaaagh
Krud (Possibly the most Knives) ☆, Robert Feart (Green Gladiataazz) ☆101 Second Season
Wikkundru the Joyful Clown AwardSeason
Wikkundru the Joyful Clown (Erratic Eccentric Entertainers) ☆240 Great Waaaagh
Sleazy Biscuits (Bogan Picnic Hamper Stealers) ☆171 Second Season
MVPSeason
James Galanna (Mad Moon Mischiefs) ☆40 Great Waaaagh
Ed Marimba /Black Tooth RIPs) ☆,
Chatty Spamad (Black Tooth RIPs) ☆,
Yynn the Mesmerizing (Erratic Eccentric Entertainers) ☆,
Freak (Mad Moon Mischiefs) ☆,
Icanz Fliez (Broken Nose Nibblerz) ☆
31 Second Season
Player Records
Season RecordsPlayerRecordSeason
Top FoulerWikkundru the Joyful Clown (Erratic Eccentric Entertainers) ☆240 Great Waaaagh
Top BasherKrud (Possibly the most Knives) ☆, Robert Feart (Green Gladiataazz) ☆101 Second Season
Top ScorerJumping Jack (Mad Moon Mischiefs) ☆, Mrs. Whip (Da Dirty BDSM Trive) ☆80 Great Waaaagh
Top MVPJames Galanna (Mad Moon Mischiefs) ☆40 Great Waaaagh
Player Market
Registered XXXL teams can try to sell and buy players and/or unused cards from other teams.
Registered XXXL teams may participate in an open auction for unemployed players.
Next Player Market: Pre-Season Kick-Off
1 day before pre-season tournament
Open for teams participating in said tournament.
Positions traded away remain locked for the one game, players joining a new team remain Loner until end of pre-season tournament.
Also includes an open auction of unemployed players from dissolving teams.
Legal Trades
Teams may transfer players between teams.
Transfers must cost at minimum the player's current costs.
The leeg will always take a minimum transfer fee of 20K (or if higher 20% of transfer value), may be paid by one team or shared by both participating teams.
Open Auction
A pool of unemployed players looking for a new team. Players will join the team with the best offer.
Specific rule regulations: Players will be sold in rounds, teams may hire one player per round. Post your prefered transfers in Discord.
Future regulations: Limit on maximum hired players per team, secret bidding (Admin reasons)
Selling a Positional
Positions trades away remain locked for a specified time until new players of that kind become available.
Additional Positional
Traded players join their new team with their current skills and their current player costs, but they gain Loner for a specified time while they are still trying to adapt to their new team environment.
If the team’s number of rostered players of a specific position raises above the regular allowed limit, the new players count as Additional Positional and have to be paid upkeep in cash after each match.
The player loses this special status if the team’s number of rostered players reached the regular allowed limit again.
Disharmony
Firing a newly bought, stolen or traded player before ever fielding said player in a game may result in disharmony among the team, staff or audience.
Disharmony RollConsequence
1The disrespectful team management angers the fired player. Instead of returning to the pool of Free Agents, the player offers to play for the next opponent for free. If the upcoming opponent team has already 16 players, the player will repeat the offer on following match days until a team is willing and able to field the player.
2The preposterous team management hurts the reputation among XXXL players. No players will accept any future steal or trade deals. Free Agents will always prefer rival offers at Great Briberies in case of two or more same offers. Lasts until Season Reset.
3The arrogant team management leads to irritation among the fans. The team loses 1d3+1 Fan Factor. Any player with the skill Fan Favorite is missing the next game.
4The illogical team management leads to protest among the staff. Rostered specialists and staff leave the team in protest. Team loses half their Re-Rolls.
5The alienating team management leads to disharmony among the players. 2d3 random players without Really Stupid gain Loner for one match (rolled before Kickoff after regular Team Management phase).
6The genius team management keeps playing 3D chess with the league. Another masterful decision to weaken the opponent and strengthen the own team's perspetive. Team gains a random Black Market Card.
Unemployed PlayersLast TeamPositionGained AbilitiesTransfer Costs
Auntieshape SloppykissBogan Picnic Hamper StealersTrollGuard, +AG170K
Harry HotpantsKöpenhägen ÏmmergeïlTrollBreak Tackle, Stand Firm150K
Girlfriendshape HairyfaceBogan Picnic Hamper StealersTrollStrong Arm, Guard150K
Thrakk RockhideGrim Peak GitzTrollGuard130K
Gruk ShroommunchaGrim Peak GitzTrollGuard130K
Seasonal BaublebounceBogan Picnic Hamper StealersFanaticMighty Blow, Guard110K
High as a KiteKöpenhägen ÏmmergeïlDoom DiverDodge, Side Step100K
Emmanuel EvergreenGrünhäuteGoblinDiving Tackle, Side Step80K
Robert RollerGrünhäuteGoblinMA+70K
Kitraqua the Puppert MasterMean Green Bogey MachinesGoblinDirty Player,-ST,-ST70K
Richard RadioaktivGrünhäuteWarpstone CultistPrehensile Tail65K
James JujuGrünhäuteGoblinDiving Tackle60K
Lorenzo LiebevollGrünhäuteGoblinDiving Tackle60K
Bernd BombigGrünhäuteBommaDiving Catch60K
Lombo LazygitGrim Peak GitzGoblinCatch60K
RokkeKöpenhägen ÏmmergeïlGoblinDiving Tackle60K
SokkeKöpenhägen ÏmmergeïlGoblinDiving Tackle60K
Tom SawyerKöpenhägen ÏmmergeïlLooneyDodge60K
Evelyn MurtanMean Green Bogey MachinesBommaDiving Catch60K
Squeezy BiscuitsBogan Picnic Hamper StealersGoblinSide Step60K
Fatbag JamsliceBogan Picnic Hamper StealersGoblinSide Step60K
☆ Worldsports ☆
Git Revolushun Handbook!
XXXL's 3rd season kicks off with a new handbook and democratic tendencies


An updated version of XXXL's handbook has been published.
Changes are based on the rich experience of 2 seasons and coach feedback (they were even allowed to vote this time).
Everything is even more complicated now.
Westminster Squig Invitational
Night Goblin Nasties win the Pre-Season Tournament!



Happy Amateur's Night Goblin Nasties have won the first ever Squig Westminster Invitational in a hard fought battle against palakunidis' Green Gladiataazz. The Nasties won their second trophy in team history and will start the seaosn with their very own Squig Hopper. Overall the tournament was well received by spetators. However, rumours are that the Wetsminster breeding estate plans to sue the XXXL due the high death count of Squigs (5 valuable Squigs in 18 games).
Goblin GR
Let numbers decide how gud you are

Introduction
The Gobin Rating (GR) system is a way for coaches to get an idea of the relative strength of other coaches in XXXL. A higher GR indicates that the coach is playing at a higher level, whereas a lower GR means the opposite. It is important to understand that the system is tuned to give more weight to more recent results and that it does, indeed, estimate coach strength based on actual results rather than their true ability.

The difference here is that a number of coaches sometimes enjoy scheming and cheating deliberately. This will inevitably lower the opponent’s GR value to a lower level than the coach ""deserves"".

Another important take-away is that the GR system is perfectly accurate. There is a fairly large variation of the actual rating number each coach has, and the precision shown should be taken seriously. It is often used by Goblin Gambling to evaluate an upcoming match day’s odds.
Goblin GR details

Rating categories

Coach GR is based on overall coaching history in XXXL, modifies each match result’s value based on complicated algebra comparing the two opposing coach GRs and team GRs before start of a match. Matchtypes (friendly, regular season, cup, final) also modify the match result’s value.

Team GR: based on TD and CAS records and current TV

Form GR: emphasizes a team’s last 5 match results, including modifiers based on TV difference, TDs and CAS.

Trophy GR: adds scores for full seasons, minor titles, major finals and major titles.

Rating brackets
Rookie: below 5 games
Experienced: below 135.59 GR
Veteran: 135.59 to 145.20 GR
Emerging Star: 145.20 to 154.80 GR
Star: 154.80 to 164.41 GR
Super Star: 164.41 to 174.00 GR
Goblin Guru: 174.01 and higher
Legend: current highest GR
Lost in the woods!
Soon to be forgotten

Grünhäute, Picnic Hamper Stealers, Köpenhägen and Mean Green Bogey Machines dissolve.

Their former players are now looking for a new job at the upcoming Playermarket!

BDSM Tribe and Winnipeg MOAB Bombers are currently lost in the woods.
Add of the week

The Major Conspiracy
Desaster after desaster!


The crooked FUMBBL majors remain cursed for Goblins!
Several top teams lost their first round games and it seems likely that fumbbl manipulated these Majors all the time.
So probably no Goblin team will ever win a Major under BB16 rules...
unless we sneak a Goblin into the dev team for BB20 to postpone the new rules once again.

We gOt XplosIVeS! (shraaaag) - Fleabags 0:3

Rhinoplasty (mekutata) - Some Orcs 0:2

Allenamento Gobz (palakudinis) - Undead Dogs 0:1

Top Ranked PredARRtors (ben_awesome) - OP Chaos 0:1
Worldsports hires!
Offer secret inside information or fake news about opponents

Coaches may try something new. Words.
Coaches writing articles for World Sports will receive 1 Goldcoin per word added to their team's treasury.
Old World Sports Issues
From the Pre-Internet Times

Digitalized issues of previous World Sports XXXL specials can be found in the Library .
Throne of Blood


The Throne of Blood is a meta league that runs parallel to a season. Teams gain points for killing opponent's players. The most brutal team will be joined by the chaotic Cranky McKickbutt.
Based on DrClaes' Blood of Throne

Rulez
Every opponent's death adds one point.
Every opponent's death scores (ST*ST+SPPCategory*SPPCategory+Bonus).
SppCategory follows the progression from Rookie to Legend as (0,1,2,4,6,8,10).
Peaked Players: Fans add 0 points, Specialists 1 point, Star Players add 6 points and Referees add 8 points in the SPP Category.
Bonus points are given for Draws (+1) and Wins (+2).
1 bonus point is given out to the team with currently:
Most Kills in one game, Most Kills in the league, longest Kill streak and most valuable Kill of the season.
Table gets updated after all games of a matchday have been played.

Prize
The bloodthirsty Cranky McKickbutt joins the current leader of the Throne of Blood for free.

ToB Leaderbord

UebelFiesDreckig 62

Terrifying Toe Twisters 50

Bricktops Boisterous Butchers 44

Black Tooth RIPs 43

Night Goblin Nasties™ 39

Erratic Eccentric Entertainers 34

Bad Apples,Troll Fanboyzzz 20

Green Gladiataazz 19

Broken Nose Nibblerz 18

Possibly the most Knives 9

Mad Moon Mischiefs 7

Da Great Fanatik Cirkus,Karak Ungor National Ballet,Gobbolchevickz,Mad Bombers 0

ToB Data

Hall of the Dead

PlayerLast MatchToB ValuePerpetrator
Ubbak the Irratiated (Erratic Eccentric Entertainers)Westminster Squig R#18Boris (1) (Bricktops Boisterous Butchers)
Guggy the Excitable (Erratic Eccentric Entertainers)Westminster Squig R#138Bullet Tooth Tony (1) (Bricktops Boisterous Butchers)
Savannah Siguruk (Possibly the most Knives)Westminster Squig R#142Drunk Liver Heritage (1) (Black Tooth Rips)
Food * (Black Tooth Rips)Westminster Squig R#17Failed Dodge (Possibly the most Knives)
Tche 'Gay' Varag (Gobbolchevickz)Westminster Squig R#16Nellie Nausdah (1) (Bad Apples)
Lord Gnawspinner (Troll Fanboyzzz)Westminster Squig R#138Odster the Evil One (1) (ÜbelFiesDreckig)
Evangeline Pengarth (ÜbelFiesDreckig)Westminster Squig R#11Krush'n'Bleau (Troll Fanboyzzz)
Aubrey Medain (Troll Fanboyzzz)Westminster Squig R#151Gabriele Brynhilde (1) (ÜbelFiesDreckig)
Bomber Dribblesnot * (ÜbelFiesDreckig)Westminster Squig R#110Ard Baller (1) (Troll Fanboyzzz)
Little Kamrad Krazuk (Gobbolchevickz)Westminster Squig R#21Dags (1) (Bricktops Boisterous Butchers)
Wirlee Def (Night Goblin Nasties™)Westminster Squig R#249Roza Relisishly-Flajellium (1) (Terrifying Toe Twisters)
Beautiful Bouncy Biter (Terrifying Toe Twisters)Westminster Squig R#238Da Lumbarjak (1) (Night Goblin Nasties™)
Fyodor (Green Gladiataazz)Westminster Squig R#26Roman Belug (1) (ÜbelFiesDreckig)
Adrian Jen (ÜbelFiesDreckig)Westminster Squig R#218Jokke (1) (Green Gladiataazz)
Nicolas Ben (Green Gladiataazz)Westminster Squig Semifinal16Meth Upz (1) (Broken Nose Nibblerz)
Fanny Give (Green Gladiataazz)Westminster Squig Semifinal5Nessquigy The XXXL Monster (1) (Broken Nose Nibblerz)
Wuppindra the Sorrowful Clown (Erratic Eccentric Entertainers)Backyard Rd110Bets up a squig (1) (Bad Apples)
Not for petting (Bad Apples)Backyard Rd118Juti the Siren's Voice (1) (Erratic Eccentric Entertainers)
A knock on the door (Bad Apples)Backyard Rd129Juti the Siren's Voice (2) (Erratic Eccentric Entertainers)
Couds on my head (Bad Apples)Backyard Rd112Eaten by team mate (Erratic Eccentric Entertainers)
Cartwheelin' Cuboo (Erratic Eccentric Entertainers)Backyard Rd11Firm in the pub (1) (Bad Apples)
Paul Carbo (Mad Bombers)Backyard Rd127Trug'bo'Gol The Fantastic (1) (Da Great Fanatik Circus)
LumbrinJakk II (Troll Fanboyzzz)Backyard Rd 26Madcap (1) (Mad Moon Mischiefs)
Splatta (Mad Moon Mischiefs)Backyard Rd 26Ard Baller (2) (Troll Fanboyzzz)

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