The Oceanic Secret Blood Bowl League, is an hilarious, fun filled, open blood bowl league based strictly on secret league rosters, and played to an New Zealand/Australian time zone preference With a bit of a lean towards NZ.
Anyone is welcome to join, as long as you can commit to the timezone, fortnightly rounds and league rules (easy).
We are all mates and hold each other in the highest regard, but there is zero tolerance for rude or unsporting behavior, bullying, racism, homophobia, transphobia or any biggotism.
2. Draft your team. Submit a list of races
in order of preference to Trickey. Tough in general this happens on a first in first served basis.
With current teams having the first right to that race.
3. having been assigned your race, create you team using THIS LINK.
4. Play a few builder games, new teams are able to get to 1.3m including treasury (fan factor is free). Only rookie teams may play builders. Teams that have taken part in a league season must trim to stay under the threshold.
Season 8 schedule
Rounds due 1) 19/2,
Round 2) 5/3
Round 3) 19/3
Round 4) 2/4
Round 5) 16/4
Round 6) 30/4
Round 7) 14/5
Round 8) 28/5
Mullet Semi Sword Play off 5/6
Mullet Final Sword Semi 12/6
Sword Final 19/6
Sucker Cup Round 1) 26/6
There are many illustrious prizes available in OSBBL:
The Highest honour is the Wilkinson Sword.
This goes to the winner of the league play off final.
Season 1: Winner: Their Mothers Love 'Em Season 2: Winner: We're Scum Season 3: Winner: Mоurkain Kings Season 4: Winner: Green_For_The_Green_God! Season 5: Winner: Sisterwives Season 6: Winner: Beards Beers and Bikinis Season 7: Winner: Season 8: Winner: Aldri Slaa Season 9: Winner: The Scruffs
From season 3 the Mullet
Trophy was introduced this was for Silky to gain more Cabal vision revenue
as vociferous frothing fans tune in to watch what is usually a Slugfest.
Season 3 Winner: Underhive Vagabonds Season 4 Winner: Shhhh its a secret Season 5 Winner: DSR Season 6 Winner: DSR Season 7 Winner: ...... Season 8 Winner: Albion Lions Season 9 Winner: The Cheeze eating Blender Monkees
The Sucker cup
This tournament see's teams of old mix with the new blood in a cup knock out of giant killing proportions.
It is another of the most coveted awards in the isles.
Season 2 Winner: We're Scum Season 3 Winner: Maximum Samurai Season 4 Winner: Gaen Vale Griffons Season 5 Winner: Half-cut Season 6 Winner: Delicious Heresy Season 7 Winner: Punishing Wounders Season 8 Winner: Stabbings Season 9: Winner: The Scruffs (first ever double)
The Oceanic Tentacle secret Smack
Built under the nose of Silky, this unsanctioned tournament was brought
together by the legendary Ramchop.
Thrown together within a day this small tournament is meant to be used to help build a few of the teams.
The rules are simple:
- Any secret league team can sign up
- TV has to be less than 1,111 k
- Stars are allowed
- Any race allowed
This is now run by the Mascara Snake and follows a format that suits his whim.
Season 1 Winner: Unbuilders Season 2 Winner: shenron's defenders Season 3 Winner: Sheikh it off Season 4 Winner: Green_For_The_Green_God! Season 5 Winner: Mezzo-Soprano Hunters Season 6 Winner: Khalilah Season 7 Winner: ZZ Zippy
Silky Wilkinson and now in his wake The Mascara Snake are constantly looking to update things
and bring in revenue especially with their musical careers on the rocks.
The Splatterfest has it's own trophy:
The History. The First ever Splatterfest game was a brutal encounter the Kislev side the Pragg Punchers
arriving to the dead lands with their dancing bears playing Sorrow Not Sorrow the Ka-Sabar side hot favourites for by with the ghoulish audience.
The punchers clearly did not understand how bribes work in the world of the dead and any attempts to woo the ref were laughed at.
It wasn't until deep into the second half a much depleted Punchers side saw Alexander Fastfist score the only try. This led to rioting from the crowd and one of them took rookie Skeleton Mourning Glories hand.
This hand is stowed away safely and is awarded to the winner of Splatterfest.
Season 1 Winner: Hardcore LARPers
Season 2 Winner: Hardcore LARPers
Season 3 Winner: Pains in the Nec
The Ratt O Nine Tails
To celebrate the 4 skaven clans gracing the league Silky put them into a death match. Ths competition will happen everytime there is 4 or more Skaven clans compete in the OSbbl(Trophy on its way)
The Osbbl Blender or the team with the Most casualties ever in the open season.
Currently held by Mr Cushtie and the Cheese Eating Blender Monkees with 38 CAS.
TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS Silky's Starfish
This goes to the player with the most SPP's
Season 1: Butch Hangtime, Jungle Boogaloo (30spp's)
Season 2: Scratchy, Wet Blankets (34)
Season 3: Laskarina Bouboulina, Gaen Vale Griffons (35)
Season 4: Lyudmila Mikhailovna Pavlichenko,Gaen Vale Griffons (52)
Season 5: Aglaopheme, Siren Song (35)
Season 6: Ghost, All Up In Your Swayze (29)
Season 7: Kraken Black (Rum Rebeliion) Salvador (Banda Sagrada de Magritta) 32
Season 8: Aeldari Slaa, Aeldari Slaa (36)
The Rampant Shag
This annoying bird was caught and stuffed by the Mercenaries of the Nightwing and given to Silky as a bizarre parting gift. The Shag goes to the player with the most TD's for the season. With it goes the Accolade of when they arrive in the tavern they are greeted with a hearty "alright Shagger".
Season 1: Mister Chuckles, Their Mothers Love 'Em (5)
Season 2: Silent, Mercenaries of the Dark Wings (7)
Season 3: Tequila Tess, Half-cut (9)
Season 4: Lyudmila Mikhailovna Pavlichenko,Gaen Vale Griffons (12)
Season 5: April, Sisterwives (8)
Season 6: Ghost, All Up In Your Swayze (9)
Season 7: Salvador (7)
Season 8: Costache Paler, Mourkain Kings (10)
The Moby Dick
Our own White Whale in Osbbl that player that cursed so many other teams driving them to distraction with the issuing of savage beatdowns (CAS) upon their opponents.
Season 1: Zoot, Sisters of Castle Anthrax (9)
Season 2: Dromo, Those Annoying Gits! (8)
Season 3: Libby Shuss, Brass Eyes SL (14)
Season 4: Houtik, Beards Beers and Bikinis (13)
Season 5: Odysseus, Siren Song (13)
Season 6: Tiger Warsaw, All Up In Your Swayze (7)
Season 7: Adala Ebner, Miras Mauraders (13)
Season 8: Aeldari Slaa, Aeldari Slaa (11)
The Hand of Cod
This award is for the player with the most Completions in a season.
Season 1: Xenovia, House of the Rising Daughter (5)
Season 2: Neptune, Superior Slaanesh (9)
Season 3: Ostrich Plume, Gunboat, Diplomacy (8)
Season 4: Pearl, Trembling Tree-huggers (5)
Season 5: Aglaopheme, Siren Song (7)
Season 6: (Joint award) Kenshin, DSR Cocaine Carl, Delicious Heresy (3)
Season 7: Gwen Berry, Gaen Vale Griffons (5)
Season 8: Finn Russell, Albion Lions (10)
The Orange Roughy
This award is for the player who stuck in the boot the most all season, though the Osbbl refs don't like it unless they are richly rewarded the crowd still love to see it.
Season 1: Otto, Mercenaries of the Dark Wings (9)
Season 2: Gharzth, Those Annoying Gits! (16)
Season 3: Jeffrey Voorhees, Larry Vaughn's Love Spawn (18)
Season 4: Skeggjöld, _The_Blimp_ (10)
Season 5: Grimy, Cheese Eating Blender Monkees (15)
Season 6: Black Dog, All Up In Your Swayze (16)
Season 7: Geoffrey "Big News" Cox, Shadows of Shadbolt (11)
Season 8: Tad, Punishing Wounders (15)
The Chum bucket for services to Chum production
As all of you know the Chum fiasco has haunted Silky in season 3 and the Stormfel have launched a protest nationwide disrupting Shipping throughout the Isles.
Silky found a solution using his cleaning services to reuse the dead players
Season 3: The Front Yarders
Season 4: Cheese Eating Blender Monkees
Season 5: DSR
Season 6:Siren Song
Season 7: Desperate House Husbands
Season 8: Da Dirty Zoggers
*** Did you know...
The Oceanic Secret Blood Bowl League was founded by former WBBL captain of the Tentacles – Silky Wilkinson.
Silky (to his mates) was a top soul singer after his secret pact with a chaos god gave him the gift of a golden voice and silky moves. After going triple platinum with the Tentacles first album (Soft & Silky) Things started taking a huge downward tilt… Silky and the rest of the band started being ravaged with terrible physical hygiene issues, and after a year of developing hideous mutations, bloated pustules and revolting stench, the band started losing their flame. Was it the drugs? The non-stop parties? No, Silky had made a pact with Grandfather Nurgle himself, and now he wanted their souls (and tentacles) for eternity…
Fast forward three decades and the Tentacles had fled from their former lives and were now plying their trade as mediocre blood bowl team after their manager (Damone Le Funk) spotted a gap in the sporting industry for teams cursed with Nurgle’s rot.
After displaying his silky skills on the gridiron, captaining the Tentacles to numerous small titles, shields, cups and spoons, Silky retired from playing and became a NAF official.
Surprisingly, Silky never paid any tax in his life and managed to stash a lot of cash during his career as an artist, and has now put together his old connections, crossed a few zeros and called a few favours enough to start his own blood bowl league in the furthest reaches of the world.
Nobody knows what further plan Grandfather Nurgle has in store for Silky Wilkinson, but one thing is for sure, it will always be very entertaining.
OSBBL is a virgin league of the most cruel, twisted and outright wrong outfits that any blood bowl league has ever seen, and long may it continue!
The secret Splatterfest is an offset of Oceania Secret Blood bowl league.
Here the dead rise again to feed on the blood of their victims. This competition starts on the week of Halloween:
The following teams are allowed in only their virgin (Rookie form). This is either a straight Knock out or a double elimination dependent on numbers.
Ka-Sabar Teams Lybaras Teams
Mahrak Teams Numas Teams
Rasetra Teams Zandri Teams
Necrarch Teams Lahmian Teams
Blood Dragons Undead Pirates
Strigoi Teams Von Carstein Teams
Sylvania Pact Were Teams
Golem Teams Ethereal Teams
Dust Goblin Teams
Rules: All teams must induce a Wizard All teams must induce a Chainsaw All teams must take 2 Bribes No other inducements an be used
The first round must be played on or before Halloween unless prior arrangement has been made and explained to Trickey. Further rounds should be fired every 3 days at a maximum unless prior notice has been made.
On request losers in this tournament can play in one off Frog off matches.
Enjoy the Blood.
The Festive Beat down
This Tournament commences sometime in December and ends ideally before the 23rd.
The festive beat down teams are to be 1.2 TV or less. All teams as it is Yule tide are gifted 200,000 to spend as it is the season to throw money around an aw that. This money is on top of any other inducement money you have.You must try and spend as much of it as you can but in any way you feel fit.
Generally this is in two open round robin groups with the top 4 going into the Black Friday Berserker with 200,000 to spend on cards and 200000 to spend on inducements plus what ever else they have. If there are enough teams for 2 groups i is the top 4 unique coaches that go Berserk. It is the most wonderful time of the year we hear.
Matariki is the Māori name for the cluster of stars also known as the Pleiades. It rises in midwinter and for many Māori, it heralds the start of a new year.
Matariki literally means the ‘eyes of god’ (mata ariki) or ‘little eyes’ (mata riki). According to myth, when Ranginui, the sky father, and Papatūānuku, the earth mother, were separated by their children, the god of the winds, Tāwhirimātea, became so angry that he tore out his eyes and threw them into the heavens.
Cycles of life and death
Traditionally, Matariki was a time to remember those who had died in the last year. But it was also a happy event – crops had been harvested and seafood and birds had been collected. With plenty of food in the storehouses, Matariki was a time for singing, dancing and feasting.
At the moment the way Osbbl will celebrate this is a little hazy. But we plan to bring in the brightest and best from Osbbl.
- From season II there will be two conferences of 7/8 teams. These two conferences will be randomly drawn from all readied and confirmed teams with no seeding.
Each team will play each of the other teams in their division to a predetermined schedule within the normal league season. Once this stage is complete, the top team in each division will playoff for the ultimate award, "Wilkinson's Sword"
Both coaches winner and loser will have the following season conferences named after their teams.
For the bottom-feeders among you (the bottom two teams in each conference) Get to playoff against each other for the fabled MULLET trophy!
Once this stage is complete and the sword holder announced, there will then be a knockout tournament and league cup (The Silky Sucker Cup) which will pit all available teams against each other to battle it out for the coveted cup. NOTE you may enter ANY team that has completed a full league season of OSBBL as with 2 wild card rookie spots/
We always fill to 16. This means you may switch out your current league team for one you have used before.
Once the Sucker cup is complete the league will commence with another smack. New teams can enter the league at 1.4 TV and returning teams will redraft at 1.8 this will not include agent fees as silky takes all.Players can temporaily retire During a post match sequence they will return either in the cup or the league.
Should there be any questions regarding rules query or other related stuff please PM your lovely league commissioner Trickey.
- Only one team of each race is permitted.
-Tie breakers are set to default settings
-Wizards are allowed
-Specific criteria on each tournament is outlined in the tournaments tab.
- Rookie teams may play any amount of builder games against any opposition as long as they are competing against other coaches with secret league rosters, and keep their entry TV and treasury below 1.3m etc.
- Returning teams are maxed at 1.6m including treasury (fan factor also free).
- Teams that have played in the season proper at any stage, may not be allowed "builder games" of any kind or play outside of the league, though they may re-enter the league or cup after absence."Builder Games
do not include any sanctioned Osbbl Events.