Reporter: So Lugz, can you tell us why you did it?
Lugz: Me hungry...
R: You can eat after. Why didn't you throw Crazy Jim, your team captain? It would have given your team a chance of victory.
L: Me hungry.
R: I understand, but why did you EAT your team captain.
L: ME HUNGRY!! Do you understand what I say? ME HUNGRY, so I eat Jim. He not taste good. Maybe new coach will feed me 'fore game starts now.
R: Well, there you have it. At the decisive moment, just as the clock ran out, Lugz, in his first attempt at a pass, ate his team captain...because he was hungry.