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Im a little disturbed today. Earlier another bearded Jeep driver nodded at me. Now, Im used to other bearded guys giving me the "I respect your beard because you know how to show a lady a good time" nod. Ive had a beard a long time now. I am also used to other jeep drivers nodding some "Bro, I gotta a Jeep Also!" 's in my direction. They know Im cool. Here is the thing, I have never been double bombarded with both a jeep, and a Beard nod. You may also add that we were both oversized, but lets be serious no one nods to another hefty dude. So its either a nod for the Jeep, or a nod for the Beard. WHICH ONE!!??

Let me digress. Its like one in a zillion, to find a Good looking Bearded Dude, driving an open top Mork and Mindy jeep. A zillion to one, finding a White Daisy Duke driving, thick growthed chiselled Machine. Its damn near impossible. You would have better chances finding the Lockness monster, or non publicity whoring Kardashian than you would find a Whiskered, Sleeveless, Jeep idol like myself cruising down the road.

Sooo, did I just see my own Doppelgänger? Did I just witness the infamous two in a zillion? Did I just drive by a ginormous mirror and only see my own devilish reflection? NOOO, I didn't, because I wouldn't nod at another Jeep owner, nor another Hair Hoarder! Im too damn awesome to lower myself to simplea nod. I groweth, and driveth for my own damn sake, and because I know its awesome, and because Im awesome. #StopNoddingAtMePosers #ImTheOnlyCoolKidAroundTown #ICuddledYourMomAfterSexSoSheMadeMeASandwichBitches

Posted by pythrr on 2015-08-12 06:30:01

Beard.

No, Jeep!

Posted by Silent_Hastati on 2015-08-12 06:40:35

I'm pretty sure this means at some point you started time traveling, and by seeing your past or future self, you have created a paradox that will slowly unravel time and space itself over the next few weeks.

So if we all wind up dying, you're to blame.

Posted by fidius on 2015-08-12 08:49:35

I choose not to decide!

Posted by the_Sage on 2015-08-12 09:44:43

I was about to answer as Silent_Hastati did. =)

Posted by m0gw41 on 2015-08-12 10:26:57

Quantum mechanics says very small things can take two paths at the same time. How big is your jeep?

Posted by blocknroll on 2015-08-12 10:32:09

beards are not cool, i should know, have had one for twenty years.

Posted by mister__joshua on 2015-08-12 10:32:27

Maybe it was some simple 'That guy's awesome' respect

Posted by harvestmouse on 2015-08-12 10:56:54

I think I know the answer to this. You actually passed one of those extended shopping malls with a mirrored front. Maybe you hadn't noticed it before, maybe it's new for the Autumn season. However the bearded jeep driver you saw, was sadly just your own reflection. Instinctively you nodded, and were surprised when you nodded back.

Posted by liquidorange on 2015-08-12 13:30:15

Beard. No doubt.

Posted by Endzone on 2015-08-12 14:03:02

The chances were one in a zillion, zillion - not two in a zillion. Don't forget to multiply the odds for 'both happening' instead of adding them otherwise beard or no beard, jeep or no jeep, nod or no nod - your bloodbowl is gonna suck! ;)

Posted by Gozer_the_Gozerian on 2015-08-12 18:03:41

Editor's note: This story would be way better if the other bearded guy was Charles Manson.

Posted by Cavetroll on 2015-08-12 18:26:57

I choose pie.

Posted by FRSHMN on 2015-08-12 19:16:42

Reading the topic only with the peripheric view of my weaker eye, I read something about Cher... Guess how disappointed I was after having read the whole blog and comments... and no Cher (but Charlie Manson, which was again very disturbig regarding my expectations).

Only one thing to add:

If I could turn back time...

Posted by Calcium on 2015-08-12 19:16:43

Me...You....an inflatable pool full of Baby oil and SPEEDOS

LAST MAN STANDING

Posted by MattDakka on 2015-08-12 19:28:29

Rated 6 for bearded motorized socoolhellabuffrowdyshirtcoptering manliness.

Posted by keggiemckill on 2015-08-12 21:46:17

Silent_Hastati and Harvestmouse missed the main point. I would never nod at another dude. It shows weakness. So it couldn't have been a mirror or my future self. It's more improbable than those.

@Endzone, quit dissecting jokes mathematically. I already know the answer and chose to write 2 in a zillion as part of the joke blog. Damn it! It's contagious. You made me direct your comment. The world is going end.

Posted by keggiemckill on 2015-08-12 21:47:15

You're on Calcium, but with one exception... You need to grow a beard first.

Posted by Timetis on 2015-08-12 22:03:50

"@Endzone, quit dissecting jokes mathematically. I already know the answer and chose to write 2 in a zillion as part of the joke blog. Damn it! It's contagious. You made me direct your comment. The world is going end."

Does that mean we... reached the Endzone?

Posted by akaRenton on 2015-08-12 23:54:54

"Me...You....an inflatable pool full of Baby oil and SPEEDOS

LAST MAN STANDING"

is that a polite way of saying last to bend over?

Posted by keggiemckill on 2015-08-13 03:43:51

You don't have to watch, but be careful, you may just miss the best show in town.

Posted by garyt1 on 2015-08-13 22:20:51

Jeep for sure.

I didn't know about the Jeep thing until I drove onto a ferry and was directed to the front of a different queue to the drivers before and after me. One of the guys on the ferry directing told me the other guy did that because he has a jeep too...

Posted by jmonforton on 2015-08-14 01:10:10

1st) Your in Canada- that dramatically lowers the odds that you would even be able to write a coherent sentence to describe the situation without using a zillion "Ehh's". did you write about what you truly saw?
2nd)Your in Canada and Driving- the odds you were sober enough to recognize what you saw is low. Did you truly see what you saw?
3rd)Your in Canada, the exchange rate on the Canadian version of the odds vs the American version has to be dramatically lower than you think. did you calculate that into the odds?


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