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Ura Tool Founding Fathers
Roster [R] Dwarf





We hold these tool truths to be self-evident:
That not all races are created equal;
But that all dwarves are endowed by their creator
with certain inalienable rights;
That amongst these are a life of drinking, liberty to score,
and the pursuit of casualties.





Current Players
Past Players
0-56-1516-3031-5051-7576-175176+


Future Hires:
Deathroller - G. 'the Touchstone' Wythe






Active
TopName#
GamesG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
64
Completions (22)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
7
Touchdowns (111)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
44
Interceptions (1)G. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
1
Casualties (190)A. 'the Blotter' Hamilton
37
Most Valuable Player (66)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
9
Star Player Points (1067)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
192
Passing (51)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
17
Rushing (2039)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
994
Blocks (3449)J. 'the Crane' Hancock
306
Fouls (48)J. 'the Crane' Hancock
J. 'the Sickle' Madison
7
Scoring ThrowerT. 'the Square' Jefferson
7
Blocking ThrowerG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
T. 'the Square' Jefferson
4
Blocking ScorerG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
7
TripleG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
T. 'the Square' Jefferson
4
All-rounderG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
1

All-Time
TopName#
GamesG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
64
Completions (22)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
7
Touchdowns (111)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
44
Interceptions (1)G. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
1
Casualties (190)A. 'the Blotter' Hamilton
37
Most Valuable Player (66)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
9
Star Player Points (1067)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
192
Passing (51)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
17
Rushing (2039)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
994
Blocks (3449)P. 'the Stamp' Randolph
385
Fouls (48)J. 'the Crane' Hancock
J. 'the Sickle' Madison
7
Scoring ThrowerT. 'the Square' Jefferson
7
Blocking ThrowerG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
T. 'the Square' Jefferson
4
Blocking ScorerG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
B. 'the Stove' Franklin
7
TripleG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
T. 'the Square' Jefferson
4
All-rounderG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
1




under contstruction (lost part of team bio during a recent update)

Rookie Rumble CCLIV - lost in 2nd round
FUMBBL R Minor TW2000 III-3 - had to forfeit in round 3 due to RL issues
XFL IX Dwarves - lost in 3rd round
Warpstone Open X Qualifier X - lost in 1st round (cpomb and eventual runner-up)
FUMBBL SMACK Sched ELI CLXXXIII - lost in 2nd round (eventual winner)
FUMBBL SMACK Sched ELI CLXXXV - Winner (would face same team in very next tournament)
UI XI Qualifier: Jade Lantern - lost in Qualifier Final
FUMBBL SMACK Sched LEG CLII - lost in round 1
GLT XI: High TV Qualifiers 2 - round 2 derp dicing
FUMBBL Minors 1900TW II-1 - round 1 derp @$$-reaming
FUMBBL Minors 1900TW IV-4 - round 2 brexit




under contstruction (lost part of team bio during a recent update)

1st 50 games - 38/3/9, TD Diff: 53 (85-32), Cas Diff: 60 (69/54/15-48/23/7), TV 1530 (4 J-men, 3 MNG), RR 3, FF 9, Treasury 410k
Game 50 derpfest
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
G. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Dodge, Guard, Mighty Blow, Grab, Stand Firm
   79 4 9 1 31 8 135/176 190k
(80+110)k
  
2
B. 'the Bifocals' Franklin
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
3
T. 'the Square' Jefferson
Runner
7 4 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
+MA, Block, Fend, +ST, Tackle, Leader
   77 10 52 0 7 10 Legend
230
 240k
(80+160)k
  
4
J. 'the Sickle' Madison
Runner
7 4 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Wrestle, Strip Ball, +MA, Dodge, +ST
   43 3 20 0 2 3 82/176 230k
(80+150)k
  
5
J. 'the Auger' Adams
Troll Slayer
5 3 3 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Jump Up, +AG
   17 0 4 0 9 1 35/51 180k
(90+90)k
  
6
A. 'the Blotter II' Hamilton
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
7
R.H. 'the Stirrup' Lee
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
   18 0 0 0 7 2 24/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
8
G. 'the Vice' Read
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Dodge
   17 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 100k
(70+30)k
  
9
C. 'the Dibber' Carroll of Carrollton
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Dodge
   8 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 100k
(70+30)k
  
10
J. E. 'the Punch' Howard
Blocker
3 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Jump Up
 -ma 7 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 100k
(70+30)k
  
11
J. 'the Millstone' Ellicott
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   8 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
12
A. 'the Sluice' Ellicott
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
14
C. 'the Stocks' Rodney
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   27 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Cavetroll Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 1930k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 140k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1930k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:80 (60/7/13) |TD Diff:84 (135 - 51) |Cas Diff:122 (121/92/31 - 70/38/14)
Last Opponent: Korodale Eagles

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Cry TeamDwarf1000k173/0/060k2 - 01000k81/0/020k18k
Humans WarriorsHuman1060k90/1/130k0 - 11050k111/0/040k20k
We'llBeBackNecromantic Horror1090k101/0/020k1 - 11190k111/0/070k17k
Burbling BluebottlesNurgle1120k101/0/050k1 - 01070k50/0/030k19k
2nd ChancesNecromantic Horror1160k141/0/060k2 - 11180k101/0/040k16k
Rats EverywhereSkaven1190k172/1/060k2 - 11190k100/0/050k18k
Noisy NosesNurgle1230k150/0/060k3 - 01240k71/0/020k25k
ABC Breaker BoysNorse1260k140/2/080k2 - 11370k90/0/030k22k
Mean Green Fightin MachinesOrc1390k112/1/070k0 - 11570k80/0/070k25k
Dannate ZoccoloteSkaven1450k142/0/230k1 - 01440k81/0/040k27k
Little people and cowsChaos Dwarf1460k130/1/080k2 - 11530k121/1/010k26k
Infinite ImprobabilityElven Union1400k252/2/080k3 - 01330k70/0/040k29k
Cultistas de la SangreVampire1570k190/2/040k3 - 01530k71/0/070k25k
Women Love the Way I LookHalfling1760k152/0/060k2 - 1780k110/1/010k25k
Wendel WatosDark Elf1690k151/1/070k2 - 01950k71/0/060k42k
Burbling BluebottlesNurgle1800k172/1/060k2 - 01850k123/1/010k34k
Sleeper in MetropolisNecromantic Horror1800k252/3/270k2 - 11780k111/0/050k35k
Chankas Little TinkersHalfling1710k212/4/070k1 - 01320k91/1/010k27k
Nurglings RevengeNurgle1770k211/3/180k2 - 01680k131/2/030k33k
Sons of the WarsongOrc1610k193/1/080k2 - 01630k91/0/050k21k
cofraudesHigh Elf1840k171/1/170k2 - 12000k121/0/030k33k
Professor's ChaosChaos Dwarf1870k122/0/060k1 - 11790k120/3/030k34k
kingleyTomb Kings1550k140/3/080k1 - 01460k91/1/040k30k
AstarothHigh Elf1600k130/1/050k2 - 01430k101/0/010k33k
Smashers and CrashersShambling Undead1670k273/1/180k4 - 01640k50/0/020k31k
Fairy Tale MonstersNurgle1690k71/0/020k0 - 21710k193/1/040k37k
Grand TourismoDwarf1720k190/3/150k2 - 01690k60/0/020k35k
Claw Pomb Dwarf1810k50/0/020k0 - 11720k121/1/070k33k
Blackcreek ButchersChaos Chosen1600k191/2/060k2 - 01490k70/1/050k30k
BolchebikesNorse1760k305/2/070k3 - 01720k70/1/010k31k
Tetzalcoatl BCLizardmen1840k152/0/050k2 - 11640k101/0/040k28k
Ezo´KuernoChaos Chosen1910k282/2/160k4 - 01390k60/0/040k39k
Valkaron VigilantesDark Elf1950k130/0/070k2 - 11780k90/0/010k32k
Pinecrag NomadsWood Elf1890k131/0/050k2 - 11540k90/0/050k35k
NeoConspirators 1997Orc1890k130/1/060k2 - 12030k100/0/020k34k
Colourful CharactersChaos Dwarf1910k130/1/150k1 - 22180k192/3/080k36k
AntacloticanLizardmen1470k235/1/070k2 - 01510k71/0/040k32k
Ex-Agility MonstersShambling Undead1880k130/0/050k2 - 01750k122/0/120k29k
Greenfang PurplesOrc1870k112/1/030k0 - 11930k164/0/080k44k
Agiler BonesTomb Kings1860k152/0/060k2 - 01650k72/0/030k36k
Circus StromboliChaos Dwarf1890k194/0/060k2 - 01880k71/0/030k37k
Elfheim Eagles 123High Elf1950k160/0/060k2 - 11620k90/0/060k37k
Elfheim Eagles 123High Elf1970k202/1/160k2 - 11990k120/0/060k34k
W ho s the Che ErryWood Elf1990k171/2/050k2 - 11990k90/0/060k38k
Lizzy PrideLizardmen1920k80/0/050k1 - 22080k202/0/070k36k
Excellence of Execution!Chaos Chosen2050k154/2/040k0 - 22440k212/2/120k41k
Returned WrestlersShambling Undead1620k131/0/170k1 - 11600k90/0/030k35k
Defilers XIChaos Chosen1980k191/2/170k2 - 11530k121/0/160k26k
More Big HatsChaos Dwarf2000k160/3/160k1 - 02020k175/1/120k42k
Run With The PackNecromantic Horror1860k162/2/040k1 - 21870k272/3/330k39k
Radiation PiratesChaos Renegade1530k121/1/060k1 - 01520k81/0/010k30k
Smash 'Em, Bash 'Em IIChaos Chosen1830k90/1/140k0 - 11840k232/4/170k29k
Nightmare Abbey XIDark Elf1630k151/1/080k2 - 01550k60/0/010k24k
Hellbound CharioteersNorse1890k150/1/180k2 - 11830k102/1/050k29k
Indo OrcsOrc1850k213/2/060k2 - 01790k121/2/020k30k
Golden Apple Warriors FCChaos Chosen1580k100/1/060k1 - 01590k101/0/110k33k
Venetian SnaresElven Union1770k111/2/030k2 - 21670k130/0/040k34k
12 Elves AleapingDark Elf1780k385/3/170k4 - 01730k70/0/040k26k
Huntsman of HaarkNorse1800k213/0/260k2 - 01840k101/1/020k33k
Chekago Bell RingersSkaven1720k255/1/160k2 - 11460k80/0/030k27k
Compton ReunitedNorse1900k171/2/070k2 - 11880k90/0/060k29k
KintakinteOrc1900k182/3/060k1 - 21890k161/1/080k35k
Beef UnitedOrc1770k150/2/070k2 - 01720k111/0/260k30k
Dancing with the DevilDark Elf1810k151/0/170k2 - 01860k91/0/010k25k
QuixoteElven Union1820k256/1/130k1 - 11790k131/0/050k34k
I got wood...elvesWood Elf1880k181/1/170k2 - 11700k100/0/010k30k
420 Friendly Roomies NeededHigh Elf1880k131/1/060k1 - 01910k60/0/030k24k
Super NaggswanDark Elf1890k215/0/050k2 - 11990k120/0/050k37k
Valdimar EaglesHigh Elf1890k171/2/080k2 - 21870k130/0/040k31k
Bro Kin AksOrc1900k151/0/170k2 - 01890k80/1/040k39k
Short Wild PurpleChaos Dwarf1750k71/0/060k0 - 11730k162/0/260k38k
Tallymen Pestilential BBCNurgle1930k192/0/240k2 - 01900k132/2/130k37k
MythicokesChaos Dwarf1550k211/2/260k2 - 01500k50/0/040k33k
Chillsea CyclonesDark Elf1850k211/3/170k2 - 11730k100/0/020k37k
Orcland ObliterationOrc1910k121/0/180k1 - 11910k143/0/050k30k
In the Shadows, the LightDark Elf1930k221/2/090k2 - 01870k00/1/00k34k
Lord of painOrc1860k130/1/070k2 - 01930k101/2/070k31k
Lupi MgandrinNecromantic Horror1860k171/2/080k2 - 11700k80/0/060k29k
Boavista Boa ConstrictorsLizardmen1840k234/2/080k2 - 01770k51/0/050k28k
Korodale EaglesHuman2060k122/1/010k0 - 21810k151/0/020k34k