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Prancing Unicorns
P [L] Orc

"Prancing Unicorns?!" The CEO of Dark-side Bloodbowl Pty Ltd screamed at the coach Keothi, "What kind of a name is THAT for a Heavy-Duty Orc team? Sounds like the kind of foppish Elf-team name that I'd expect to see from the elf-lovers over in the Southern Wastes! Explain yourself!"

Keothi smiled and leaned back in his coaching chair...
"Yes, we're a heavy-duty Orc team, with the best players recruited from the Empire and the Rebel Alliance and yes our team name/logo looks like it belongs to the House of Elrond. Confusing isn't it? Well, I like to sow seeds of doubt into the minds of my opponents and this combination will certainly have them scratching their heads.

Luke Skywalker our young Jedi is coming along nicely, he has mastered the ways of the Force, is the team's first Legend and is causing a stir in the Southern Wastes Bloodbowl League. His contract will need re-negotiating soon and although expensive, I think he's worth the price. Bloodweiser, the brewery have also offered a sponsorship deal for his sister Leia, as she's also a star attraction at our games. Not many girls on an Orc side, so she has definite market appeal... Speaking of, Jaja is annoying, but we were forced by marketing to hire him. Something about appealing to the younger generation and broadening our demograph of appeal, not to mention the Jaja plushy dolls that sell like hot-cakes every game. Poor Obewan Kenobi has retired from numerous injuries on the field and who am I to deny him his retirement and generous benefits package? But he's still there in the background guiding Luke and now Rey.. Who else? Hmm, our front pack is looking solid with the Chancellor replacement Wookie and Ewok II all figuring out how to handle a hit or two and throw their support where needed.. You know the Chancellor moves very nimbly on the field for a big boy. Then there's Han Solo and Darth Maul, both of them have taken to Bloodbowl like they were born to it, I expect those two boys to continue to dominate the midfield and keep our opponents on their toes.

Of course, everyone laughed when I suggested putting a droid on the field, but with some reprogramming and then a leg servo motor upgrade to increase his speed, C3PO has repaid my coaching decision in spades. That robot can anticipate the kick, scoop up the ball and hurl it down-field like a seasoned veteran of Bloodbowl, both those with a pulse and those without. And he's also got a sharp boot! Oh, do you remember the time he smashed in Clark's leg? Sure the ref saw it and sent him off, but the fans loved it and I spoke to him in the dugout, telling him it was the right choice and worth the risk. I'll bet that furball Clark thinks of C3PO every time he limps onto the pitch... That's the core team, just leaving our older veteran Jedi Qui-Gon Jin, he has strengthened in the ways of the Force increasing his agility and has a remarkably accurate boot! Mace Windu has also agreed to join the team and enjoys dragging his foes down and then kicking them when down to keep them there. Yoda is getting old, slow, less agile and his injuries have taken their toll... With regret I have approved his request to retire from the side at the end of Season LXIX.

I had heard of another droid that was interested in playing Bloodbowl, called R2D2 so I've added him to the roster and I've recruited another talented young Jedi, by the name of Rey - Daughter of Han and Leia. It will be good for the fans to have another talented girl on the pitch to cheer!

I think that the Unicorns will continue to develop in strength and skill. I've got faith in this side. May the Force be with them.

Team Awards from the SWL Record Page

TEAM SEASON RECORD

Tightest (Lowest TD for + against)* (9)
Prancing Unicorns (Keothi) Martha The Stout Regional LX

TEAM RECORDS PER GAME

Immortals (Least Deaths per Game)*
Prancing Unicorns(Keothi) 6 Deaths in 75 games 0.08 Deaths per game

Lowest Intercepts (most games)
Prancing Unicorns (Keothi) 0 Int in 75 games

**** Season History (Most recent to Trial of Blood) ****

Team finally finishes in SWL with a positive Win/Tie/Loss ratio 29:18:28

Kowabunga Connection Conference LXX

Conference Team Award LXX
Kills (4): Prancing Unicorns
Second Place (possible Prem promotion as equal 2nd best 2nd place)

4 Wins, 2 Ties, 1 Loss
The Unicorns did very well this season. First game a loss; 0-1 against a well coached Dwarf team; Manzoo's Striking Thunderbeards. From there however the team and coach pulled their socks up. Improvements on defence - The Unicorns only had 3 Touchdowns scored against them over the entire Conference. And a bungled chainpush 1TTD on T16 (Failed GFI on the TD line by Luke Skywalker) against Tomay's Compare the Meerkat would have meant a 2-1 win and would have delivered the Unicorn's their Second Conference Title. Sadly it was not to be and Tomay played a very solid Season with 5 wins, 2 Ties, 0 Losses.

It wasn't all roses though! Luke Skywalker suffered -AG to a gang foul against the Wonga Wonga Whalekillers and poor Ewok (II) suffered a smashed knee (NI) against the same side. But Princess Leia made it into the SWL Records Page as the highest SPP Orc Troll Positional. All in all, a strong season from the Unicorns and I would have loved taking this team to Premier League... However, the winds of change are blowing in the Southern Wastes and Luke may need to lead his side into the Fringe.

Adelaide Anvils Conference LXIX

3 Wins, 1 Tie, 3 Losses
The Unicorns finished middle of the Conference table (4th out of 8). An average performance with much room for improvement. Some lessons to be learned here, hopefully the Unicorns perform better in their Conference Division in Season LXX.
The team is [mostly] intact. Darth Maul narrowly avoided death from the bloodthirsty Hungrinir [Yhetee] when he played against the Wonga Wonga Whalekillers; but he was stretchered off the pitch with a broken neck [-AG] after some swift doctoring. A couple of Unicorns will miss the first game of the Season due to serious injuries sustained against DDS' Lizard side and thankfully Samaranthae's beast of a side will be up in Prem causing carnage and mayhem where they belong :)

SWL Bob Borc Cup II

The Unicorns dusted themselves off and regrouped after losing two of their star players; Ewok and Obewan Kenobi. Three Swiss Rounds saw the Unicorns battle for 3 Ties, which was insufficient to make the cut for the final 8 contenders in BBCII. But the team was happy enough with their performances over the three games, no losses against some tough coaches, the ties were as enjoyable as wins and the it was a great three games to blood the rookies and slot them into the ranks, thus readying the team for Season LXIX.

SWL Season LXVIII
** Out of Play **

SWL Premier League LXVII

0 Wins, 0 Ties, 3 Losses and 4 Forfeits
On the back of a terrific Conference Season, Coach Keothi and the Unicorns suffered badly in Premier League and in 'RL'. The season was one of sadness and loss both on and off the pitch. The Unicorns reluctantly bowed out of SWL midway through the competition and sat out for the next Season as well.

Blue Mountain Dragons Conference LXVI



Conference Champion

5 Wins, 0 Ties, 2 Losses
Lucky to win in H2H against the other Conference leaders: RedMaul and buuface which gave the Unicorns the Conference Title. The losses were against eganra's Skaven and a Nuffle blessed game for almic's well coached Underworld team.
A tough Conference against the likes of (in order of play):
buuface's "Banner of the Black Stag" [1-0] WIN
tussock's heavy-weight Goblin Team "Bribery and Corruption" [3-1] WIN
eganra's "Psych Lab" [1-2] LOSS
PatDragon's "Wildcard Nats" [2-0] WIN
Irgy's "Eau de Toilet" [2-1] WIN
RedMaul's "Asha'maniacs" [1-0] WIN
almic85's "Southern Warpstone Scavengers" [1-3] LOSS

The Unicorns/Keothi started the season ranked 36/38 according to Tomay's team/coach assessment:

Tomay quote:
"36. Prancing Unicrons [+4]: Keothi has been watching some games and his team is cool. I hope he is the next guy I’m calling a big improver." SWL Season LXVI Forum

Pretty chuffed to win this Season =)


Schola Conference LXV
Finished 7th out of 8
2 Wins, 2 Ties, 3 Losses
Awarded the winner of most Rushing yards (269): Prancing Unicorns
(Which was most rushing yards in any competition, including Premier)
Hoping for a more consistent performance next conference.

King Jareth Regional LXIV
Finished 9th out of 10
2 Wins, 2 Ties, 3 Losses

Harlequins of Despair Conference LXIII
Finished 7th out of 8
1 Win, 3 Ties, 3 Losses

SWL Jetta Regional LXII
Finished 4th out of 8
3 Wins, 1 Tie, 3 Losses

Fatema The Camel Regional LXI
Finished 5th out of 10
3 Wins, 1 Tie, 3 Losses

Martha The Stout Regional LX
Finished 6th out of 10
2 Wins, 3 Ties, 2 Losses

** Trial of Blood **
6 Games Played
4 Wins, 2 Losses
Placed 4th out of 24 in Trial of Blood.
Notable achievements: Least games played (6 vs 7,7 and 11 games for positions 3rd, 2nd and 1st).
Luke Skywalker: just pipped to the post for star player of the Trial of Blood (most SPPs earned) by Stonetroll, past player of Dustbunny's Madness Mountain Misery.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Princess Leia
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Strong Arm, Guard, Pro, Dodge
   76 0 0 0 31 6 92/176 240k
(110+130)k
  
2
The Chancellor
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Side Step, Dodge, Guard
   74 0 0 0 15 5 55/76 180k
(80+100)k
  
3
R2D2 (II)
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Stand Firm
   20 0 0 0 1 3 17/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
4
Darth Maul
Blitzer
6 3 2 9
Block
Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Grab, Stand Firm
 -ag 68 1 5 0 38 4 112/176 180k
(80+100)k
  
5
Han Solo
Blitzer
8 3 3 9
Block
+MA, Frenzy, Tackle, Dauntless, +MA
   73 2 13 0 23 2 97/176 200k
(80+120)k
  
6
Luke Skywalker
Blitzer
7 5 3 9
Block
+ST, +MA, +AG, +ST, Sure Hands, Stand Firm
 -ag 75 11 41 0 12 8 Legend
198
 290k
(80+210)k
  
7
Rey Kenobi
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow
   19 0 6 0 2 2 32/51 140k
(80+60)k
  
8
Ewok (II)
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard, Dodge
 n 17 0 0 0 2 6 34/51 150k
(80+70)k
  
9
C3PO
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Leader, Block, +MA, Kick-Off Return, Accurate
   75 65 3 0 7 4 108/176 180k
(70+110)k
  
11
Jaja Biggs
Goblin
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Catch, Side Step, Block
 -av 75 1 6 0 0 7 54/76 130k
(40+90)k
  
12
Wookie II
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 8
Dodge, Block, Guard
 -av 44 0 0 0 7 6 44/51 150k
(80+70)k
  
13
Qui-Gon Jinn
Lineman
5 3 4 9
Kick, +AG, Block
   59 3 1 0 3 4 32/51 130k
(50+80)k
  
15
Mace Windu
Lineman
4 3 3 9
Dirty Player, Wrestle
 -ma, m 28 0 1 0 1 3 20/31 90k
(0)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Keothi Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 2400k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 660k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2490k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:78 (29/19/30) |TD Diff:-12 (88 - 100) |Cas Diff:72 (122/58/22 - 73/51/6)
Last Opponent: Billabong Bunyips

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Axahuitl TravellersSlann990k151/1/070k2 - 11100k142/0/150k14k
Trainspotters UnitedHuman1020k150/1/130k2 - 01280k60/0/030k19k
DoddleSkaven1080k132/0/050k1 - 31240k221/1/040k26k
[SWL] JeagersHigh Elf1080k261/1/040k4 - 01060k60/0/040k19k
Eleven Orcs, One CupOrc1240k242/2/060k2 - 11400k100/0/010k30k
Shameless Elf PromotionHigh Elf1280k182/0/020k2 - 4990k201/0/030k17k
Hostile Kiddies IVHuman1300k163/1/070k1 - 01500k70/1/050k28k
Easy Mode ManiacsChaos Dwarf1310k50/0/070k0 - 01410k132/1/120k25k
Soylent GreenstarsNurgle1330k143/0/030k1 - 01760k103/0/010k26k
Cripple Peak Stone-StealersUnderworld Denizens1380k101/0/030k1 - 11500k80/0/040k28k
Boxing ShadowsElven Union1370k101/0/040k1 - 11440k90/0/030k25k
Jinxed JestersDark Elf1410k90/1/150k0 - 11520k122/0/070k19k
Blackwater Glee ClubChaos Chosen1430k70/1/010k0 - 21890k172/0/180k30k
Mad MidgardiansNorse1420k203/1/060k2 - 11300k110/1/040k24k
Prisoners of PainOgre1500k255/1/080k2 - 11140k100/1/050k20k
deities of dodgeAmazon1590k111/1/060k0 - 11590k181/4/040k30k
Hostile Kiddies IVHuman1470k223/1/170k2 - 01620k90/1/010k28k
Steel Fists of DoruganDwarf1780k142/0/040k1 - 11430k101/0/020k29k
High ElvisHigh Elf1860k121/0/050k1 - 21530k140/0/040k32k
Mexican Standoff 2016High Elf1830k181/1/110k1 - 52110k240/0/070k40k
New World Winers and DinersVampire1930k231/2/160k2 - 21280k171/0/020k34k
One Unit Whole BloodVampire1940k122/1/020k0 - 31500k190/0/070k29k
Mad MidgardiansNorse1890k80/0/060k1 - 21770k181/2/160k27k
Steel Fists of DoruganDwarf1550k121/0/070k2 - 11370k111/0/020k26k
Nemesis DemonsChaos Renegade1810k193/0/060k2 - 01830k71/0/040k25k
Bribery and CorruptionGoblin1820k243/3/050k2 - 11530k80/0/020k29k
Office RatsSkaven1770k111/1/120k0 - 11240k101/0/080k27k
Large Head-on CollidersChaos Dwarf1850k110/0/140k1 - 11690k163/2/070k34k
Autumn's leavesWood Elf1790k60/0/010k0 - 31950k170/0/060k26k
Griffon Gate SentinelsHigh Elf1880k161/1/070k2 - 11480k100/0/040k30k
Freezy TreesNorse1930k111/1/050k1 - 11520k80/1/060k27k
Mexican Standoff 2016High Elf1920k120/1/120k1 - 12300k90/0/060k24k
Dallas DrowboysDark Elf2010k121/1/040k1 - 21830k150/1/050k31k
SWL Fun PoliceNurgle1750k51/0/060k0 - 22070k233/3/030k28k
Nemesis DemonsChaos Renegade1670k91/0/020k0 - 11740k100/0/050k28k
Colour of MoneyGoblin2070k142/1/080k1 - 11470k81/2/040k27k
Southern Warpstone ScavengersUnderworld Denizens1830k70/0/170k0 - 21280k173/1/070k16k
Black as DeathHuman2080k91/0/050k1 - 11480k80/0/040k31k
❄︎❆❅White Fluffy Stuff❅❆❄︎Shambling Undead2100k121/1/060k1 - 01550k81/0/030k34k
Shiny Beast of ThoughtAmazon2110k162/0/070k1 - 01430k72/0/020k31k
Griffon Gate SentinelsHigh Elf2170k101/1/060k0 - 21730k151/0/040k32k
High ElvisHigh Elf2160k204/1/110k1 - 21680k150/0/050k30k
Port Macquarie SnowleopardsWood Elf2160k252/3/140k2 - 41830k241/0/070k35k
Sphinxes from MarsTomb Kings2160k132/0/070k1 - 01940k50/1/050k27k
Eau de ToiletNurgle1970k90/0/030k1 - 12180k141/2/060k36k
Freezy TreesNorse2050k172/2/070k1 - 11740k91/0/020k28k
Psych LabSkaven2200k151/0/060k2 - 31660k211/0/050k28k
New World Winers and DinersVampire2200k233/2/070k2 - 11830k120/0/030k39k
Bαnner of the Black StagNorse2310k162/2/060k1 - 01500k112/1/060k30k
Bribery and CorruptionGoblin2230k316/1/050k3 - 11850k110/0/020k28k
Psych LabSkaven2370k184/0/020k1 - 21920k202/1/050k30k
Wildcard NatsHuman2190k131/0/050k2 - 01260k91/2/060k29k
Eau de ToiletNurgle2140k131/0/180k2 - 12070k122/0/110k37k
Asha'maniacDwarf2400k141/1/070k1 - 02240k93/0/050k36k
Southern Warpstone ScavengersUnderworld Denizens2430k161/2/020k1 - 31450k201/2/050k30k
Public Service AnnouncementChaos Chosen2230k131/1/140k0 - 22040k213/2/040k38k
Slumbering SkinkLizardmen2110k70/1/050k0 - 31850k201/2/070k33k
Large Head-on CollidersChaos Dwarf2190k81/0/020k0 - 31820k282/4/140k33k
Cult of MonroeAmazon1530k131/1/070k1 - 11600k80/0/060k31k
Wonga Wonga WhalekillersNorse2310k173/2/040k1 - 11820k143/0/060k28k
Striking Thunder Beards!Dwarf2340k163/1/070k1 - 11950k112/1/060k38k
More Than BallgownsAmazon2110k141/0/060k2 - 02010k50/0/060k35k
Bribery and CorruptionGoblin2350k133/0/020k1 - 21770k151/1/070k28k
Port Macquarie SnowleopardsWood Elf2250k183/0/070k2 - 22070k150/0/060k31k
Griffon Gate SentinelsHigh Elf2370k191/2/280k2 - 11900k90/0/040k30k
Error 404 afterlife not foundNecromantic Horror2370k122/0/160k0 - 22050k173/2/060k34k
Wonga Wonga WhalekillersNorse2120k163/0/150k2 - 11720k100/1/020k26k
Legend of LustriaLizardmen2300k93/0/060k0 - 21700k131/2/060k32k
Striking Thunder Beards!Dwarf2140k60/0/060k0 - 11870k121/1/070k31k
Paradise SlaversChaos Dwarf2310k200/2/170k2 - 01440k60/0/060k26k
Macabre MorticiansShambling Undead2440k203/0/170k2 - 01880k71/1/010k22k
Port Macquarie SnowleopardsWood Elf2360k171/3/080k2 - 02290k81/0/060k29k
Compare the MeerkatSkaven2500k131/1/030k1 - 12130k121/0/070k32k
Wonga Wonga WhalekillersNorse2360k142/1/160k0 - 01750k72/2/050k24k
Griffon Gate SentinelsHigh Elf2090k192/1/130k2 - 11440k101/0/020k23k
Slumbering SkinkLizardmen2460k132/0/080k1 - 11630k80/0/060k26k
Large Head-on CollidersChaos Dwarf2450k60/0/020k0 - 21980k110/0/040k32k
Billabong BunyipsLizardmen2480k121/1/140k0 - 11710k121/1/040k29k