As Kondor reached for the door handle to the tavern called the Tarnished Crown he had a very bad feeling. It was too loud. There seemed to be a riotous festival going on. He was never invited to parties, and all the liquor that flowed made him nervous. Still, Corbis said there was important business to take care of so it was time to find out what was happening.
When Kondor opened the door he knew coming was a mistake. On the wall opposite the door hung a giant Fumbbl Badge with the word Fan Factor printed under it. Spinning on his heels, Kondor turned to leave only to run smack into Squiglet, who nudged him back inside.
When his eyes adjusted to the light he looked around and saw a room full of coaches he had coached against and the entire Archer of Avelon Team.
AKA Renton put a hand on his shoulder. "We are here to see you get tattooed. How fun is that?"
Kondor began to protest and tried to pull back to the door. Unfortunately, c98 took hold of his other arm and led him to the bar where he was greeted by Coach Rbthma.
The rotter had a needle gun in his hand and clearly meant to use it. Through Coach Rbthma's slurred rotter speach Kondor thought he understood "Don't worry, I washed with soap. Plus I don't think I have intentionally infected anyone in years."
Arktoris patted Kondor on the right side of the rib and told Rbthma to put it right there.
In the background, Malmir could be heard shouting over the jeering crowd. "Everyone raise your glasses to the Archers of Avelon. May they lose their next 50 matches at our hands!"
The jeering got louder, but all Kondor could hear was the buzz of the needle gun in Rbthma's hand.
Thank you to the coaches listed below. The Archers of Avelon now have 50 coaches who have joined the Fan Club. I appreciate the willingness of each of you to participate. I will also renew the promise and accept any challenge you offer. Let's see how many of these mangy elves you can kill!
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