Dateline - April 19 -

The paparazzi took the field for the first time against the Fool who Laughs at Death and his undead team Thanatology. To our utmost surprise, the rookie coach managed a good game and came out with a win. There was an outstanding measure of luck involved as a rock from the crown niggled Osiris, the starting left mummy. Later, the company troll knocked the other mummy out of the game. Though the undead left the match crippled, they also left with a new zombie as Hollywood Hunter did not survive being crushed by Anubis the mummy.