The FUMBBL Song (Sung to the tune of "The Gumboot Song" by Fred Dagg)

Some coaches are into stalling, others like to foul
Still others are just so slow, it makes you want to howl.
And when you're sittin' round on chat, you can always tell
That one of this lot will challenge you on FUMBBL.

(Chorus)
If it weren't for FUMMBL, where would I be?
I'd be sitting round at home, going stir-crazy,
'coz I got nothing else in my life as you can plainly see.
If I didn't have my teams here on FUMBBL.

Now there's rugby sites and racing sites and sites for drinking rum.
But the only site I'm ever on is the one that starts with "FUM".
I've got short teams and strong teams and some who end with "elf".
I'm never online 'til I've logged onto FUMBBL.

Chorus

Whenever I play on FUMBBL, Big Guys are a must,
They help hit the dwarves, and grind elves into the dust.
They keep the Flings well away, 'cuz them I just don't trust.
You will not never see me anywhere but FUMBBL.

Chorus

Now SkiJunkie and Christer have made the site a hit,
They're ruining my social life more than just a bit.
If they keep going the way they are I'll end up in the turd.
So you'd better get yourself logged onto FUMBBL.

Chorus x2