(Sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen)

Is this the second half...
I've just been stunned you see...
Blocked by a big wight...
No escape from that Mummy...
Look to my sides,
No friend with Guard I see...
I'm just a lineman, no skills or SPP...
Now it comes, 3 dice Block, Mighty Blow,
Take the Pow, down I go,
See how far my head goes, landing over four squares away,
From me.

Zombie, just raised a man,
Saw a corpse without a head,
Cast my spell, he's now undead,
Zombie, fun has just begun,
Coz now I'm gonna make your old team pay...
Zombie, ooo,
Gonna make your whole team die,
If you don't have some skills this time tomorrow-
Retire you, retire you, cuz you don't really matter-

Too late, unlife's begun,
No feeling down my spine-
Craving brains all the time,
Hello everybody - I'm back to play
Your team's just gonna have to face the truth
Zombie, ooo (see how far my head goes)
I really wanna die,
Sometimes wish I'd never been raised at all-

I see a little Ske-le-ton with the ball,
Ske-le-ton, Ske-le-ton, will you give the ball to me...
Fireball and lightning - very very hurting me...
Dodgin' left, roll a six
Dodgin' right, roll a six
Dodgin' left, On no fumble, down I go-o-o-o
But I'm just a poor Ghoul nobody with me,
He's just a poor Ghoul, no apoth-o-cary-
Ta-ke the life from this monstrosity-
Have the ball let me go-, will you let me go-
Foul! The! Ghoul! no-,we will not let you go
let me go-
Foul! The! Ghoul! we will not let you go
let me go
Foul! The! Ghoul! we will not let you go
Let me go. Will not let you go
Let me go. Will not let you go
Never, never, never, never
Let me go-o-o-o-o
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-...
Oh mummy no! Mummy no! Mummy don't! Let me go!
Th-e N-ecromancer has a zombie put aside for me, for me, for me!

So you think you can Block me and kick-in my eye-
So you think you can Raise me after I die-
Oh baby-can't do this to me baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta log right outta here-

Brains are all that matter,
Anyone can see,
Brains are all that matter-, brains are all that matter, to me

See how far my head goes...