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11 votes, rating 5
Orcthumping
Orcthumping (Sung to the tune of "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba)

We'll be blocking
When we're playing
We'll be fouling

We get knocked down
But we get up again
You're never going to keep us down
We get knocked down
But we get up again
You're never going to keep us down

Playing the night away
We throw blocking dice
We throw armour dice
We throw damage dice
He throws apoth dice
He moans and whines, and says we
Get all good dice
He moans and whines, and says he
Gets all bad dice

"Damn R N G,
R N G..."

We get knocked down
But we get up again
You're never going to keep us down
We get knocked down
But we get up again
You're never going to keep us down

Playing the night away
He throws the block dice
He throws the armour dice
He throws the block dice
He throws the armour dice
He moans and whines that he never
Gets a casualty
He moans and whines that we always
Get a casualty

"A-poth-a-cary
Saved again..."

We get knocked down
But we get up again
You're never going to keep us down
We get knocked down
But we get up again
You're never going to keep us down

We'll be blocking
When we're playing
We'll be fouling

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Comments
Posted by Calcium on 2012-02-19 14:14:24
Love this! What a great fit for Orcs, especially right now in CRP!
Posted by Cavetroll on 2012-02-19 19:29:43
Good one. Was there a particular source of inspiration for this one?
Posted by Jeffro on 2012-02-19 21:13:51
Brilliant! Dare I say, inspired. I may just have to use this as background music for my next game...
Posted by Malgour on 2012-02-20 12:45:35
My inspiration pretty much came from the lines, "I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down." and thinking which race that would apply to.