The Buccaneers are hanging out on the practice field. Tossing the ball around and working on a new play that coach has hatched. When there is a loud cry from the main gate.

Brazzilla, former Buccaneer cheerleader and captain of the Blood Sea's Best Brassieres comes staggering into the compound. Her bikini is shredded, her hair is a tangled mess and she looks like she is on her last legs. She staggers onto the pitch and collapses in a heap.

Coach Hicksey immediatly races to the side of his long lost love. The woman of his dreams and his greatest desire. He craddles her head in his arm and begins to weep. Coach senses that Brazzilla has something to tell him so he leans down and she whispers a epic tale of damnation into his ear.

After her last words are spoken she looks into coaches eyes and then her eyes go blank, she travells to the land of Moor.

Coach lays her head down on the ground. And then he turns to the team who is standing around him in a huddle. His face turns red, a rage not scene since the LCII and the double 1 calamity.

"Chavo!!!! I swear to the god of retribution, Sigmar himself. Infront of all these witnesses that I will hunt you down and dog you all the way to the gates of Hell. I will dismantle and destroy every one of your teams. I will reduce them to slag heaps and their skulls will go on the throne of bone. I will DP foul you all 16 turns and if the Gods allow take it to OT so I can get in 8 more DP shots. It is my mission in life from this point forward to track you down and hound you on GF until the end of time. This I swear!"

Coach gets up and briskly walks out of the Buccaneer training ground.

The players surround Brazzilla, Krikack the gentle giant picks her up in his not so lovely arms, her head is bent at a weird angle. And just like in the game they carry her over to the practice dug out and lay her in the RIP bin. A final salute to one of the Buccaneers greatest cheerleaders of all time and for 1 match was a legendary blitzer.

That is when the Buccaneers hear a outcry of pain, suffering, rage and hate coming from the town square. By the time the team rallies to their coaches side he allready has half the town in the square. Coach tells the tale of Chavo to the masses.

A low down coach who during the Buccaneers VS Hellfishes charity auction donated money to FUMBBL for the honor of coaching the Brassieres. An honor of the highest order which he used and abused. Only played one match with them and then promptly retired. Did not even upload the awesome player pics that the Murker made. Did not even take the time to upload the awesome team pic that was made for the team. Used the players as his maids at his summer house. Some of them were even made to work in the fields. 2 of them were shipped off to Cathay to work in a sweat shop for Chavos T-shirt importing bussiness. But Brazzilla the beauty of the Bucs cheerleaders was made to work in a gentlemens club that Chavo owns. Yes sir! he pawned her off like a lady of the night. But Brazzilla won her freedom. Killed 78 men in an epic adventure that took her 2 years to return home. Only to be slain by a lone assassin at the gates of the Buccaneers complex. He was hired by Chavo when he got word that Brazzilla had almost returned home.

As the tale comes to an end you could hear a pin drop and then a eruption of passion pours forth. Lord and commoner alike cry for justice and revenge! The lords have pledged hordes of gold to finance a raid on Chavo's HQ. The commoners are signing up left and right to man the ships. The weaponsmiths have donated all their tools of war and pillage to this cause.

Tommorow the Buccaneers set out with an armada headed south to the land of the Kiwi. We will track down Chavo and dismantle his stable of Ranked teams. Reduce them to a slag heap and have him crying to mama. Reduced to living in a shadow playing in L matches in the SWL for the rest of time.

Coach is calling for all honorable coaches who are looking for justice and a good beat down. To join the Buccaneers and their armada to hunt down Chavo on GF and avenge the Brassieres. Of course Coach will not turn down any voullunteers from the dishonorable ranks of coaches. Track him down on GF and cry out the battle cry...FOR BRAZILLA!!!!


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Back Story this might be important so you know what the heck Iam talking about.

Blood Sea's Best Brassieres and the Lavino Liquidity were the charity teams that Murker put some effort into making team and player pics for. They played a match right after the Buccaneers VS Lavino show down match for most games for Humanity.

The disrespect of retiring the team after one match can not go unchecked!!!!!!

Iam coming for you Chavo.

Here is the link to the charity acution and the awesome team/player pics