The title, of course, being a hommage to the very first episode of Sir Dondonferry Malcolm's Ghastly Empornium - my all-time favourite British TV show.

I have decided that my rats will play the Lustrian Challenge. Or rather, they have applied and hope to make the cut. From the sound of it in chat, tr 257 should suffice.

I'm more than just a little excited over the prospect of playing in a Major tournament for the first time, and actually, my team might even be good to win a game or two!

They won't go all the way, but with four very developed gutters and three dirty players, along with 3 +st they should at least be competitive against most opposition.