Imagine having some sort of beastly creature living underneath your bed, that at some point would grab hold of you and pull you under in an instant, just as you were walking by, looking for your trousers.

Man, that would suck.

Unless of course, the beast is rather cuddly. But I imagine it as fully teethed and quite, no - not quite...that's not the word I'm looking for..., mindboggingly savage. Yeah, that's more like it.

Oh, and superheroes aren't commodities.