In all friendliness, I give you:



Legend:

1. Is born and has a nice early childhood
   
2. Discovers during his adolescent years that 80% of the country's population doesn't understand what he's saying
   
3. Is introduced to Tommy Steele's music
   
4. Learns about the game of Blood Bowl
   
5. Finds fumbbl.com by chance
   
6. Publishes his name and location online for others to see
   
7. Publicly displays his despise of others who don't
   
8. Semi-defends Tommy Steele's music for others to see