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Games: (BBT2) My first ever 1 turn TD, narrowly saving me a draw against another team of gobbos. A very damaging match. Injured so badly by their first match, we had to buy an apothecary of all things just to get enough TV to be eligible for scheduling in Box. Here's the recovery game... Only 3 casualties? By the end of it, the pitch had only one goblin left on it, and King Dumb-Dumb was nursing a bad injury that he didn't regenerate from. Probably an early retirement for him. Five casualties but no serious injuries. Pitch clear at turn 15. Graciously, Civite didn't use his dwarfs to kill every single one of my goblins. The recovery started here with my rope-a-dope planning... 4-0 against elves but I feel victorious that in the final moments, we denied them 5-0. We can't escape Civite and his dwarfs! In this rematch, it was 3-0, but although Major Misunderstanding died, we resuscitated him. Yay for the apothecary! 4-0 to some elves. On the positive side, Major Misunderstanding didn't die. Downside, King Dumb-Dumb is out for a game and Egregious Behaviour will need replacing. Another draw at last! It may have been against Ogres, but a draw is a draw. Major Misunderstanding got three casualties, we hardly missed King Dumb-Dumb. Even our wounded pogoist did something good with his life. Let's not jinx things, but with the tenth match we may be getting out of recovery mode at last. Major Misunderstanding had another near miss, almost getting his collar bone shattered until the apothecary stepped in. The Queen hurt one lineman and killed another, and we managed one good foul of the 9 we tried. 11th match, and it was chorfs. And we had all our secret weapons badly hurt by the third turn, except for our valiant bomber, who played an entire game. Only used 2 bribes as well... And the 12th match was chorfs too, and they killed our ooligan and smashed everyone else into the injury box. Wasted my apo in that game, but now we have enough money to ... get back to a roster of 11 goblins? What is going on? Lucky 13th? Well, not that much; Egregious Procedure broke his ankle and we didn't want to waste the apothecary on him, but although it was another 3-0 drubbing, we got to inflict quite a bit of hurt on the opposition, which means one of our goblins could skill up. No Dirty Player, sadly... A recovery match. Against Ogres. At least none of our players were seriously injured but there's a certain rage you find when you can't even break a snotling except by fouling. Could have been worse; it wasn't more than 2-0... A fun game against lizards. We lost 4-1, but there was a lot of goblinoid aeronautics. One one turn touchdown courtesy of a gimped goblin, and a serious injury meted out to a skink by throwing a goblin on him. Plus Major Misunderstanding claimed another victim, knocking down lizards all over the place and badly hurting a skink... 6 casualties against, plus some fouls and self-inflcted injuries. Not too much lingering damage, but the only time we got the ball deep in their half was a flukey pick up after we blitzed their defence. Not their finest hour - but whenever is it? Up against halflings, but missing a troll. Almost won, but got pitch cleared and he scored in the very last turn. Soooo close. One goblin dead, another MNG. 11 casualties. Unfortunately, 8 were on our team...At least the trolls were ok. Just like old times. Only two players left on the pitch by the final whistle, and only one standing. Still, at least we have the money to buy a Doom Diver now... How long til he gets eaten? Team goals: Lose to Civite by less than 3 touchdowns. Buy some more goblins. Replace The Prince Regent once we have a decent set of reserves. Things to do: Sack a secret weapon [pending], drop a reroll [done - back to 4 rerolls after our 13th match]. Maybe keep the Chef until he gets his second skill, and if it's really funny, keep him, but otherwise trim the team down a bit...

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Grind Stoners [BTII]	Goblin	990k	14	3/0/0	50k	1 - 1	970k	14	3/2/1	90k	13k
Bacon Lettuce Tomato	Orc	920k	10	1/1/0	50k	0 - 2	990k	17	3/0/0	20k	14k
squadra norse	Norse	1090k	9	2/0/0	70k	0 - 3	1110k	21	1/2/0	70k	12k
Stinky Destroyers	Nurgle	1060k	6	0/0/0	30k	0 - 3	1040k	24	4/1/0	70k	16k
Fantastic Fanta Fanatic Fans	Dwarf	1100k	10	3/0/0	40k	0 - 3	1080k	19	0/1/1	40k	13k
GreenerZ	Wood Elf	1150k	13	1/0/2	40k	0 - 4	1140k	25	2/1/0	40k	18k
Fantastic Fanta Fanatic Fans	Dwarf	1150k	7	2/0/0	30k	0 - 3	1130k	24	5/0/0	90k	16k
Sourire et souplesse	High Elf	1170k	7	0/1/0	30k	0 - 4	1240k	25	1/2/0	60k	18k
Stocktonne Stompers	Ogre	1140k	23	6/0/1	20k	1 - 1	1070k	12	1/1/0	60k	18k
Bananen	Dark Elf	1190k	9	2/0/1	50k	0 - 3	1100k	19	3/0/0	60k	27k
Vertically Challenged Meanies	Chaos Dwarf	1230k	8	1/0/0	50k	0 - 2	1380k	17	3/0/0	40k	20k
187s	Chaos Dwarf	1270k	10	1/1/0	50k	0 - 3	1250k	22	3/0/1	70k	22k
Human Factors	Human	1240k	12	1/3/0	50k	0 - 3	1230k	18	1/1/0	80k	23k
BT2 les manges touts	Ogre	1200k	8	0/1/1	20k	0 - 2	1140k	19	5/0/0	30k	22k
Green Tounges	Lizardmen	1330k	10	1/0/0	20k	1 - 4	1320k	23	2/1/0	80k	17k
Bannaton	Chaos Renegade	1290k	5	0/0/0	20k	0 - 5	1320k	31	4/4/0	90k	25k
Hugbear Glory Mens	Halfling	1130k	8	3/0/0	40k	1 - 1	1130k	14	1/1/1	80k	22k
Verlorene Kinder	Underworld Denizens	1380k	11	4/0/0	20k	0 - 3	1340k	27	4/3/0	70k	25k
Altar of Plagues	Nurgle	1190k	10	2/0/1	50k	0 - 3	1290k	24	5/0/0	70k	31k
Homo Homini Lupus Est	Necromantic Horror	1520k	12	2/0/0	10k	1 - 2	1900k	25	7/0/1	60k	24k
Box Ogars	Ogre	1480k	5	1/0/0	60k	0 - 3	1430k	18	3/0/0	60k	27k
Dragon Isles Dreadnaughts (BT2	Ogre	1530k	9	1/0/1	20k	0 - 1	1680k	19	3/4/1	40k	18k
[BBT] Orcnado	Orc	1340k	7	0/1/0	30k	0 - 4	1730k	29	3/1/1	70k	21k
Divine Hand of Nuffle	Nurgle	1400k	15	1/2/0	20k	2 - 2	1410k	21	2/2/1	50k	21k
ARR me hearties	Vampire	1430k	11	1/1/1	40k	0 - 4	1400k	25	3/0/1	20k	22k
Steelport Pillagers	Norse	1380k	8	0/1/1	40k	0 - 2	1390k	18	4/0/0	80k	21k
Ligne 4	Wood Elf	1420k	13	1/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1410k	8	0/0/0	60k	30k
Pain in the Box	Goblin	1520k	17	4/1/0	10k	1 - 2	1320k	15	1/2/0	70k	22k
Cross-swamp Hornets	Lizardmen	1460k	16	1/1/0	50k	2 - 2	1480k	17	1/1/1	30k	23k
[BBT] Ogre and Out	Ogre	1480k	13	3/0/0	40k	1 - 2	1470k	15	1/0/1	60k	19k
FightARRs and BrawlAARs	Goblin	1490k	11	4/0/0	30k	0 - 2	1150k	16	1/2/0	60k	23k
Children of the Storm	Norse	1440k	9	0/2/0	50k	0 - 2	1440k	20	4/0/0	50k	23k