Sixteen Turns

Some people say an orc’s made out of mud;
A lineman’s made out of pixlz and blood.
Pixlz and blood and bio and stats:
MA that’s weak and AV that lasts.

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You foul sixteen turns and what do you get?
Another game lost, too many lads on the bench.
Oh Nuffle don’t you call me, cuz I can’t go…
I took a red card after foul number four.

As a Journeyman I walked onto the pitch.
I fouled out three ghouls, two mumz and a lich.
Well, maybe not a lich, maybe just a wight…
But the team captain said it was a hell of a sight.

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My first five games were played in Pouring Rain
Blocking and fouling are my middle name.
I was raised in the Wide Zone by an old Minotaur
So now I rolled a ST-buff, don’t foul much no more.

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If you see me blitzing, better step aside.
A lotta pixlz didn’t, a lotta pixlz died.
Got one pad of iron and the other is steel:
If Mighty Blow don’t get’cha, Piling On will.

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