During the game
between Whamjammers (ogres) and Sacrifice Me (lizardmen), several Saurus ganged up to take down a Piling On Juggernaut of an ogre, Bobby Bonebreaker. Of course, this did little to hurt the mighty thug.
But then You Begin To Annoy Me, the Kroxigor of the team, felt a little left out. He was always the last one the coach picked to bash things. When the skinks were just giving the ball away, it was always to a tiny little Saurus, never him. And now, he wasn't even allowed to get a shot at the ogre that had caused so much damage to his teammates!
It wasn't fair!
And so You Begin To Annoy Me got truly annoyed. He did the only thing he could.
HE GANGFOULED THAT THAR OGRE!
size 96 boots with extendable (and apparently removable, although no one had realized that before this moment) claw covers make for an awesome boot to the head.
Bobby Bonebreaker's collar bone will never be the same. He has been permanently smashed and will be the weakest ogre on the team from this day forth.
Of course, size 96 boots are truly hard to hide, and the Kroxigor was immediately banned. The ref has been awarded the post-humous medal of valor for his bravery on the pitch.
And there you have it folks.