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PurpleChest
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0/0/0
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[R]
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Super Star
Overall
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2426/388/670
Win Percentage
75%
Archive

2019

2019-06-20 15:50:02
rating 6
2019-05-09 18:36:57
rating 5.7
2019-04-18 22:11:57
rating 6
2019-04-17 00:10:12
rating 5.9
2019-04-04 17:13:36
rating 5.7
2019-03-01 23:55:23
rating 6
2019-02-14 11:24:30
rating 5.8
2019-02-13 17:42:23
rating 6
2019-02-02 10:06:00
rating 6
2019-01-21 22:52:17
rating 6
2019-01-10 18:21:46
rating 6

2018

2018-11-22 00:24:59
rating 4.5
2018-11-18 13:04:41
rating 5.4
2018-11-01 19:21:13
rating 5.4
2018-07-01 21:01:22
rating 5.5
2018-02-28 03:32:14
rating 5.8
2018-01-22 12:10:44
rating 6
2018-01-16 13:53:01
rating 5.8

2017

2017-12-08 12:48:50
rating 5.8
2017-06-04 13:17:32
rating 5.5

2016

2016-12-19 03:25:57
rating 4.9
2016-12-14 12:37:29
rating 6
2016-12-07 00:56:37
rating 5.4
2016-11-19 17:11:42
rating 3.3
2016-08-27 23:26:23
rating 4.8
2016-06-20 20:17:31
rating 3.4
2016-05-19 11:00:53
rating 2.4
2016-05-18 00:09:36
rating 4.4
2016-05-14 17:41:41
rating 4.9
2016-03-23 14:52:34
rating 5.4
2016-03-16 23:45:57
rating 4.4

2015

2015-07-05 15:15:28
rating 3.9
2015-07-01 23:59:12
rating 5.6
2015-05-12 21:02:20
rating 5.6
2015-05-10 11:46:26
rating 5.2
2015-05-06 23:42:57
rating 5.4
2015-04-26 22:35:03
rating 5.3
2015-04-19 22:04:12
rating 5.5
2015-04-07 11:11:04
rating 4.1
2015-03-23 17:32:29
rating 5.4
2015-03-17 14:48:04
rating 5
2015-03-07 01:36:50
rating 5.2
2015-03-04 17:39:51
rating 4.1
2015-02-16 23:28:52
rating 5
2015-02-10 11:58:40
rating 4.8
2015-02-09 21:30:20
rating 4.9
2015-01-12 23:42:43
rating 5.3
2015-01-04 04:32:15
rating 5.6

2014

2014-12-06 19:34:35
rating 4.2
2014-11-26 14:40:40
rating 5.6
2014-11-19 11:02:14
rating 5.2
2014-11-14 12:19:32
rating 4.8
2014-11-06 02:35:14
rating 5
2014-11-03 22:27:41
rating 5.3
2014-11-01 00:30:17
rating 5.5
2014-10-28 23:04:33
rating 4.8
2014-08-07 09:54:46
rating 4.8
2014-07-31 21:50:54
rating 4.6
2014-07-10 20:03:15
rating 4.8
2014-05-30 23:33:33
rating 5.3
2014-05-16 09:38:41
rating 4.8
2014-04-05 00:45:51
rating 4.8
2014-03-29 01:18:48
rating 3.7
2014-03-20 11:28:54
rating 5.2
2014-03-12 16:33:00
rating 5.4
2014-03-05 11:26:23
rating 5
2014-03-03 12:21:46
rating 4.8
2014-02-12 00:34:04
rating 4
2014-02-08 13:58:05
rating 4.8
2014-01-18 12:27:30
rating 5.1
2014-01-09 17:49:09
rating 5.7

2013

2013-11-28 12:32:14
rating 4.7
2013-11-11 01:21:36
rating 4.8
2013-10-27 13:44:19
rating 4.8
2013-10-24 16:09:34
rating 4.9
2013-10-18 15:33:17
rating 5
2013-10-10 12:34:59
rating 5.5
2013-10-08 03:22:12
rating 5.6
2013-10-03 11:37:07
rating 5.6
2013-09-25 12:45:59
rating 5.8
2013-09-14 14:40:08
rating 5.4
2013-08-08 02:05:26
rating 5.6
2013-08-01 16:41:56
rating 4.9
2013-07-17 14:02:45
rating 5.3
2013-07-12 10:25:47
rating 5.4
2013-05-24 17:49:59
rating 5.5
2013-04-20 16:06:51
rating 5.5
2013-04-11 01:07:48
rating 5.5
2013-04-08 15:36:56
rating 4.8
2013-04-03 22:06:38
rating 4.8
2013-03-20 22:30:57
rating 4.3
2013-02-21 14:19:49
rating 5.2
2013-02-15 00:34:14
rating 5.6
2013-02-01 16:34:01
rating 5.5
2013-01-09 22:54:13
rating 4.9
2013-01-03 14:30:39
rating 5.3

2012

2012-10-20 21:28:42
rating 5.5
2012-09-12 17:21:48
rating 4.3
2012-09-04 11:26:15
rating 5.1
2012-08-30 11:14:51
rating 5.2

2011

2011-10-30 14:02:37
rating 5.1
2011-06-13 15:25:56
rating 5.2
2011-04-04 11:17:18
rating 5
2011-02-17 01:01:36
rating 4
2011-02-15 02:46:21
rating 4.5

2009

2009-04-15 23:14:11
rating 5.2
2009-02-04 15:29:14
rating 3.6

2008

2008-12-14 00:34:30
rating 3.5
2008-07-27 19:07:19
rating 4.2
2008-07-18 09:44:59
rating 4.2

2007

2007-11-16 16:19:58
rating 3.8
2007-09-27 16:20:29
rating 4
2013-10-03 11:37:07
27 votes, rating 5.6
FC XII wants YOU!
So, lets have a FUMBBL Cup XII. You know you want to, and so do I. We're both adults, there's nothing stopping us. Let's do it. Let's get it on, I'll bring the Marvin Gaye.

THE FUMBBL Cup XII is the big one. Everyone who isnt currently banned from Tournaments is allowed to enter one team, from either R or B, and that one team WILL be drawn into the THE FUMBBL Cup XII.

You can bring a small team, a tall team, a pomb team, a ball team. You can even bring a brand new team, you shouldn't, as it'll get destroyed, but you CAN.

Then we draw them all into one huge knockout Tourney. Which grinds endlessly, deathlessly, onwards. until there is but one team standing. At which point you are hailed king of the interwebz, you get a gold plated life and your chosen sexual partner flavour will find you 43.6% more attractive.

'BUT WAIT', i hear you cry, thats all very well but shouldn't my team get something too?

Oh yes Sir, and so they shall:

THE FUMBBL Cup XII prize pack:
Dynamic Gold throughout the Tournament.
A Bonus MVP.
A permanent record on your coach profile.
A healing scroll.

That Scroll will heal, completely, any one player from any team of yours, even after death, and return them shiny and new to your team. It is the single biggest, coolest and best prize FUMBBL currently offers.

On top of all that, it's high time we gave away some fan favorite skills. And so we shall. This thread explains how that's going to happen. And should mean that even if you do insist on entering a TV1000 team with 0 rerolls, you still have a chance to win a cool prize.

The draw will be next Wednesday, the 9th, around about 23:59 pm, or as soon as I get back from work.

Anyone can win a major, even whiny slobs with crappy teams, as has recently been demonstrated.

But as Woody Allen apparently never said: 90% of life is turning up. So come. Bring a team. Take part.

This is how we show Christer the love. Christer likes a big one, and deep down, don't we all?

Stick it in. Stick it in Here. i promise I'll still respect you in the morning.
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Comments
Posted by Dhaktokh on 2013-10-03 11:48:35
As much as I loved to read this call and the heropage and as much have I waited for it all to begin - as much I am scared that someone cracked PC´s account since there isnt any furry squirrel around.
Posted by Rabe on 2013-10-03 12:23:11
Monsters are in. :-)
Posted by Shraaaag on 2013-10-03 12:42:19
My goblins are ready to roll.
Posted by cthol on 2013-10-03 12:46:28
ummm, but how do we nominate fan favourites if the thread is locked? or am I missing something...?
Posted by Dhaktokh on 2013-10-03 12:47:59
PC unlocks it when the tourney starts maybe?
Posted by PurpleChest on 2013-10-03 12:58:17
yeah. i am totally using that thread as an easter egg tempter campaign.

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/darth-vader-office-space.png

It will be unlocked when the Tournament starts.
Posted by luckyjim12 on 2013-10-03 13:23:22
Rated 6 for sheer amusingness. Goblins are ready to enter and be retired by turn 3.
Posted by Chainsaw on 2013-10-03 14:07:58
Oh, so you wanna be annihilated?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVrIG-ODToA&t=1m30s
Posted by happygrue on 2013-10-03 15:24:03
Great stuff!
Posted by PigStar-69 on 2013-10-03 19:08:22
KEWL I gunner enter this 1
Posted by pythrr on 2013-10-03 20:00:53
hup hup!

LAMMER time!

Can't touch this!

Hot sausages!
Posted by Cavetroll on 2013-10-03 20:34:20
Necro music video homage team has entered.
Posted by Bullroarer4 on 2013-10-03 22:18:20
goddesses entered!
Posted by Verminardo on 2013-10-04 11:40:34
Very well written, sir! :D I'll try to get my Woodies in shape for the tourney but if I can't, I'll bring them anyhow!
Posted by chimp2010 on 2013-10-06 01:40:24
The Grimsby Gougerz are in! Fun Times!