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Thanksgiving Nightmare
As many of you know, and much to the perturbance of some UK coaches I am an avid Seahawks fan. They play tonight against their arch rival the 49ers and I am fired up but there is just one problem.

Im at my inlaws in small town NW Washington.
Who dont have cable.
Or an antenna.
Or a fast internet connection.
Or a radio.

There is one terrible bar located in this one stoplight town connected to a rundown motel but itd be the height of classlessness to rush out to this place on freaking thanksgiving to watch the game. Right?

So one of my buddies who is going to the game with his brother is going to try and send me updates via text.

I feel like im going to be getting telegraph updates from the wild west. "Wilson runs for TD. STOP. Kaepernick throws INT. STOP. Marshawn Lynch leads tribe of wild men on 80 yard rampage. STOP."

The 3 Fs of Thanksgiving:
Family
Food
Football
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Posted by PurpleChest on 2014-11-27 20:56:53
I feel your pain. in a country as beautiful and diverse as America my in-laws have chosen to live half way up a dull and unlovely mountain just outside a dull suburb of an incredibly dull town in NE Washington.

They are also horribly racist, homophobic, gun-toting right wing zealot Christian fundamentalist Tea Party advocates and fox news consumers.

i shall be there for 12 bloody days over Christmas. And i wont even be able to get drugs.

Posted by mrt1212 on 2014-11-27 21:16:47
Whoa whoa whoa, if its in Washington you should be able to find a legal dispenesery in Spokane and get some fun cookies or candies or whatever strikes your fancy. If you want, I can PM you a list before your trip.
Posted by Badoek on 2014-11-27 21:34:12
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Posted by PurpleChest on 2014-11-27 21:35:46
i know, thats the bitter irony. I can legally get high. But I call your attention to the description of my in-laws and allow you to guess if they will be cool with me getting off my face.

i will probably go into Spokane once or twice and if i can shake them it should be possible to score something, maybe.
Posted by mrt1212 on 2014-11-27 21:45:33
The trick is to titrate with small amounts over time so your in laws are none the wiser while also taking the edge off. Walk the line PC, walk the line.
Posted by pythrr on 2014-11-27 22:48:14
eh, PC -- come cross the border into lovely BC and we'll sort you out. You can even come to Keggie's drunken Xmas BB tourny if you want!
Posted by Badoek on 2014-11-28 07:35:19
What mrt1212 said! Walk the line. And post a video of how you failed plz :D

Posted by Dunenzed on 2014-11-28 10:52:22
Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's a Youtube webseries in that christmas holiday.
Posted by Joemanji on 2014-11-28 12:58:57
This is the kind of blog I want to read! Very entertaining.
Posted by PaddyMick on 2014-11-28 14:38:50
I like the seahawks. I had a girl from Seattle working for me as a barmaid when they won the superbowl, so we got it on the big screen and had a lock in at the pub. At her recommendation, I put a £300 bet on them to win :P

Posted by mister__joshua on 2014-11-28 17:49:44
I'm out with the missus in Leicester tonight. Where's your bar? ;-)
Posted by PaddyMick on 2014-11-28 22:01:27
Western Road. Get a cab i'll buy you a beer!